Cute text msgs to make a girl smile? Reps for good one

[mistadingus]

i cant wait for you to suck my dick bish

[onerandommiscer]

"I hope you're going to pay for all these text messages."

[burdenedbeast98]

"I miss how you taste.."..

or.. "been thinking of you"

[Nas_the_realest]

s my d?

this

[jamelin123]

this thread is full of lolz hahaha

[ShadowBarkley]

random kirby dances

(> '.')> ^( '.')^ <('.'<) d ( ><)

[FatWhiteKid]

"Send me nudes to post on the Misc"

[jasonb123]

OP check this site out:

http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/mo...say-to-her.asp

[MrOJ]

'' i can't wait for you to suck my cawk tonight baby '' (add the smilie face, chicks eat that **** up!

[Fallfree]

[InsaneGuy]

awwww
should have went with a creepy one.

[Szakalzg]

[anonymousceleb]

Our first child will be named Jesus

A latina would take this literally.

[Kastoria1]

do you like daggers?

rofl

[Row_To_Grow]

"did it hurt?"
"...when you fell from heaven..."



























"...cuz your face is fukked up"
trollface.jpg

[BrennanForever]

If you ever denied me sex I'd rape you,yes your that hot.

[Smykowski]

I can't wait to split you open like a coconut

[Salaam86]

I never been a cheesy guy, but my current girlfriend told me she wants me to send random txt msgs throughout the day, I'm cool with it but I have no idea what to text her, any suggestions

Sounds to me like your getting complacent with the whole romantic/emotional side of the relationship. She wants you to make her feel special and she wants to know that your thinking about her without her having to prompt you about it.

Edit: Lol, misc thread with no srs tag, shoulda known better.

[e-bay]

I never been a cheesy guy, but my current girlfriend told me she wants me to send random txt msgs throughout the day, I'm cool with it but I have no idea what to text her, any suggestions

They aren't really random if she told you to do it, are they?

[01111000]

Got another one: "You're my gold at the end of the Rainbow."

[joelz54_99]

I want your anus.

Text that, OP. It will surely make her smile, she might even giggle a bit.

Yup, she is not lying about this one.

[SEX]

smile

[BigD_SEVA]

op whats her number ill text her somethin

[Youbestsquatfoo]

Yo gurl let me PIITB nomsayin?

[outlaw09]

my dik is oxyen and your vagina is hydrogen i wanna make you drip h2o

win!!

[SoFLBrah]

My phone feels lonely without your texts.

The only thing I'd ever wanna change about you is your last name.

And if they say I bet you say this to all the girls, "is say it to a lot, but I only mean it with you" instant waterfall

[DeadAdeel]

hahahaha strong backfire.

[swolejack5]

I tried it too, and she was just like " uhh who said I was doing that" lol fail

[GreenFrogger]

Tell her you don't have a texting plan

[feelsg00dmayne]

girl, you're like a good ******** status. i just like you.