Your choice : 1 billion dollars or end starvation in africa. GTFIH

[Shiboopi]

Poll coming.

i voted for 1 billion, because this will happen if i choose the other option:

-stop starvation in africa
-world population increases even more rapidly
-resources of the world dwindle
-starvation in other countries, including a downward spiral in africa
-more war, famine, disease
-cyclical

[brb_ballin]

starvation brah..


brb being a legend of this generation

[Ek2]

lol

take money give kids a million

lol im gonna go with this

[staN_]

Take the billion and bank that ****. Donate a couple thousand every month with my interest money and live on the rest.

[fapsmith100]

wow at poll results

fap

[EgoFearDeath]

bunch of dollar worshipping ****s who deserve to die and go to hell

[Layziebones]

Easy. Split it up 250 mill to myself and give up the other 750.

You can feed people for like a penny a day, so I assume 750 million will do something.

EDIT: **** I just looked it up and did the math if it cost $0.25 per day to feed one person, it would cost $80,000,000 per day to keep all of Africa fed.

Mind=Obliterated

[kabobs]

end starvation, easiest decision of my life. not surprised by misc, still disappointed though

[HexC]

I'll take the money.

It's a doggy dog world, nothing can change that.

[Doc_Schmidt]

1 billion because they going to die of aids anyways so who cares if they die of starvation. Might as well let them out of their misery sooner then later.

[JMath]

End starvation in Africa. You'd become famous and still end up making more money than you'd need.

[JMath]

I'll take the money.

It's a doggy dog world, nothing can change that.

doggy dog world?



..... doggy dog.....

[kurthustle]

No question - end of starvation.

[FLAY]

End starvation
Appear on Oprah
Get Oprah pregnant
Doctor photos of her hitting starving African
get custody
Cash in child support
?????
profit

[uboodiff]

id have to call JG Wentworth

[IronBuilt]

If it's all or nothing, I'll have to take the money as much as I hate to do so. If possible, I will give maybe 900 mil to Africa and the world and keep 100 mil for myself. Seeing that amount of money that I can never attain and seeing it all disappear even for a good cause, just couldn't go through with it.

[fecalneek]

take the billion and donate 90% of it to charities around the world instead.

i think africa's problems go far beyond just food. that continent is ****ed up in so many ways

[Riceboi]

i'd take the money

[aekest]

Quick question. By what means do you plan on ending starvation?

Because by the looks of it, the choice is:
- Get 1 billion dollars to do whatever you wish
- Mandate cannibalism

brb, getting billion and donating it left and right to research organizations(HIV, ALS, Cancer), scholarship funds, and helping the poor.

There is a TV show right now where millionaires are dressed up as homeless people and they go chill with other homeless people to see who is doing most of their community, and then give those homeless people like $20,000 bucks for having a good heart.

[rich_tz]

The end hunger part is no contest... I live just fine as is, and savings the lives of millions of people would feelgoodman.

But then, after you miraculously end hunger in Africa, you live like a fat rat on the book/lecture circuit, making millions each year off book sales and interviews.

[aekest]

The end hunger part is no contest... I live just fine as is, and savings the lives of millions of people would feelgoodman.

But then, after you miraculously end hunger in Africa, you live like a fat rat on the book/lecture circuit, making millions each year off book sales and interviews.

Also you get laid left and right, and probably have a big castle in Africa filled with women/followers due to your godly deeds.

At first you will be happy to have done this fine deed and everyone will be happy for you. But lets not forget, there is that dark glimmer in your soul that you know you will use it to your advantage. After all thats why we find ourselves here in the misc.
This praise by a billion people of the continent and those outside of it will drive you to develop a cult following, in which the followers will sacrifice themselves for you, give up everything they own for you, and even die for you.
Ohhhh what a wonderful feeling to have such power that money cannot simply buy. It can drive a man to madness. Enough so to start a militant power to defend yourself from those who wish to kill you to get fame. Eventually you will become a dictator of an African nation, although you didn't intend on it, the madness and paranoia that followed your fame will get the best of you.
With your sex filled cult taking the best of you, you'll one day find yourself in tears in your gigantic castle in a bed with 80 women, as you think back and say to yourself "Why didn't I take the billion dollars and escape this malicious following which was granted to me from a good deed?"

[DrStupid]

Gimme the billion.

[BrennanForever]

I'd take the money with a bigass grin.

[HexC]

i still don't get why people thinking ending starvation in africa would be a good thing

Just the general situation where one can look like a hero. I noticed alot of people for giving up the money focus on the status they'll get afterward, as if that isn't any more selfish than taking the money right off the bat.

[rich_tz]

Also you get laid left and right, and probably have a big castle in Africa filled with women/followers due to your godly deeds.

At first you will be happy to have done this fine deed and everyone will be happy for you. But lets not forget, there is that dark glimmer in your soul that you know you will use it to your advantage. After all thats why we find ourselves here in the misc.
This praise by a billion people of the continent and those outside of it will drive you to develop a cult following, in which the followers will sacrifice themselves for you, give up everything they own for you, and even die for you.
Ohhhh what a wonderful feeling to have such power that money cannot simply buy. It can drive a man to madness. Enough so to start a militant power to defend yourself from those who wish to kill you to get fame. Eventually you will become a dictator of an African nation, although you didn't intend on it, the madness and paranoia that followed your fame will get the best of you.
Eventually, you'll strike a nice equilibrium, settle nicely into power and go on to unify the continent and create the world's next superpower, with ample natural resources, and eventually conquer mankind.

F*ck yeah, sign me up

p.s. last paragraph chopped intentionally, I like my ending better

[davidkap]

money, give half for africians kids...

proft?

[TommyLee]

1 billion please
stopping africans dying of hunger won't stop them from dying of aids, ill take the cash

[KR0GER]

$$$

[Ricky116]

People voting for ending starvation do not seem to realise that ending world hunger is a very very bad thing.

Have fun with 10x the problems with extreme overpopulation.

From an objective point of view, the more others that die the better (inb4 people dont know what objectivity means)(inb4 people take this statement to its extreme when its obvious this only applies up to a certain point).

[buckeyenutz]

I'd take the billion and start attempts to end hunger in The United States first.