You know there's such a thing as a cock enlargement right? Costs a bit, but generally successful and patients are happy afterwards. Seen it on a TV show, turned a 3 inch micro-dick into a 7inch dick.Originally Posted by davidkap
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01-24-2011, 07:41 PM #121Banned
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01-24-2011, 07:41 PM #122The **** You Gonna Do?
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that sucks. **** her then dump her.
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01-24-2011, 07:49 PM #123Banned
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You're Asian so naturally you've only been with Asians.Originally Posted by lizzylamb
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01-24-2011, 07:58 PM #124Banned
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i am truly sorry for your lots
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01-24-2011, 08:02 PM #125Registered User
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have you had dat der micropenis?Originally Posted by lizzylamb
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01-24-2011, 08:22 PM #126100% Badger Milk
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cheer up op
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01-24-2011, 08:32 PM #127Banned
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Tell her she her vagina hole is the size of a baby crib that's why she thinks you have a baby dick
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01-24-2011, 08:34 PM #128Registered User
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make fun of her. say shes ugly or fat, say her pussy is loose and smells. tell her she has small tits.
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01-24-2011, 08:36 PM #129
Didn't read thread, but op, I don't know what to say.
I want to say just man up and live with it, but I've seen some evidence that it's possible to increase your size. I just think it's too risky to do.
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01-24-2011, 08:37 PM #130Registered User
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op if she says something like that, drop her. why do you want to f*ck a bish? send her ass out, order a pizza, and fap.
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01-24-2011, 08:37 PM #131Registered User
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Id jsut call her out
be like hmm you must not be very confident to have to point out things on other people.
Her face will turn red
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01-24-2011, 08:49 PM #132Registered User
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Jesus OP, it's people like you that fukc life up.
Get with the program son! Stop acting like a ******* that hangs off of the words of females. Be the man you were born to be.
Next time, turn her around, bend her over and fuk her as hard and fast as you can in da ass. Talk crap like, you like that bish! yeh!.... choke her, slap her tits, then when you going to cum, put it in her mouth and make her suck her shiit of your cawk and say, yehhhhh, I have a baby dik, but you got dat shiit lips!
Another time, wear a diaper and say you like role playing being a baby and get her to molest you.
Shiit talk her, ask her if she likes BBC and see if she likes that porn then fuk the bejeezus out of her.
In the end, you know you have a small dik, she knows you have a small dik. There is no running from that fact. You need to except it and turn it into your advantage and role play sex fantasies where you are the boss and she is your whore that worships your all be it, small dik.Last edited by Capt-MoonLight; 01-24-2011 at 09:06 PM.
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03-01-2011, 08:24 AM #133Lord of the brocean!
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awareOriginally Posted by jonB89
Is thou perturbed, brethren? Come forth to a notable degree of proximity, male sibling!
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03-01-2011, 08:30 AM #134
tell her shes fat, then when shes crying say "see? words hurt"
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03-01-2011, 08:31 AM #135It's just a ride...
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damn son, my dick is 7.5 length and 6 girth and i was little shook up when a girl told me she'd had bigger (yes i know how retarded that sounds)
On the road to becoming aesthetically pleasing.
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03-01-2011, 08:32 AM #136Registered User
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Pretty sure that's average
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03-01-2011, 08:33 AM #137Bugeye
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Herro Rizzy RambOriginally Posted by lizzylamb
Cavs / Browns / Buckeyes / Indians
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03-01-2011, 08:36 AM #138\_(ツ)_/�
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5" is hell at 90mph, just gotta pound that **** op.
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03-01-2011, 08:36 AM #139Banned
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jake's on you OP, the average miscer has a 10" dick that's 8" around.
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03-01-2011, 08:46 AM #140Registered User
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OP should spend more time here, since I joined I have increased my penor size by 6 in
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03-01-2011, 08:52 AM #141
im 7 inches(no e stats)
always thought that was pretty average to be honest
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03-01-2011, 09:04 AM #142Banned
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I've had a few try and troll me like this. They all tell me how beautiful my cock is and how big it is. Then I had one hold up a popsicle stick and say does this remind you of anything? Then when I was flacid (its a grower) one said, is that your dick? lulz. I aint even mad though because i know it's above average. ****n trollin bishes. Just go along with it and talk **** back to them.
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03-01-2011, 09:09 AM #143Banned
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op wtf didnt you just lie and say it was 6 incher?
she would never have know the difference and then she couldnt have said it was small if she thought it was average. plus shes supposedly only seen 1 other dick so she has very little reference to compare it to. then instead of thinking you were small she wouldve just thought the other dude was huge.
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03-01-2011, 09:09 AM #144Misc Wise Man
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you look terrible in your avi.Originally Posted by JohnathanTa
In fact every number I've seen you put out is estats. No way you lift what you claim.
You on dat dere micropenis brah?
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03-01-2011, 09:12 AM #145Registered User
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Start jelqing until your penis reaches 7 inches then laugh in her face
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03-01-2011, 09:15 AM #146Registered User
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Does jelqing really work?Originally Posted by YouMad*******
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03-01-2011, 09:15 AM #147Squat or remove thy self
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She gave you head, jakes on her.
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03-01-2011, 09:17 AM #148Registered User
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Strong gifOriginally Posted by Ashketchup
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03-01-2011, 09:17 AM #149How about another egg?
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Mines 6" which lets face it isnt huge but its what you do with it not just what youve got.
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03-01-2011, 09:19 AM #150Squat or remove thy self
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Originally Posted by lizzylamb
I'm moving to Vancouver, can we room together?
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