banged my co-worker last night. now she is 45 minutes late to work

[Money Shot]

we hung out for the first time drinking together last night. And for some reason, we had a "moment" and went at it. I ended up railing her at her place and then left this morning. Now I am at work and she is 45 minutes late. she was lying naked on her bed when i left her. She's gonna be in trouble lulz. She is french with a heavy accent when she speaks english btw

[SebastianG]

did u wrap it?

[Autopilot]

Gjdm!

[skarotum]

45 mins? She's pregnant for sure brah.

[Nutella!]

that wont be awkward or anything lulz

i've banged 2 girls at one of my jobs before.

[Money Shot]

did u wrap it?

absolutely. in fact i had to take it off because she decided to give me head in the middle of it. Then i had to put another one one. Only problem was she has a hairy bush. I still went down on her though, whatever

[bottlez]

did you drink with other coworkers? that office gossip will spread like a wildfire.

[zr0]

did she pass out with you penetrating her, and she let u finish

[Koolhaas]

Different color eyes?

[Dont Judge Me]

she hot breh

[Koolhaas]

absolutely. in fact i had to take it off because she decided to give me head in the middle of it. Then i had to put another one one. Only problem was she has a hairy bush. I still went down on her though, whatever

ah, she probably wasn't expecting sex. So she let the bush grow.

[ramsesthe2]

gjopman

[CainKillingAbel]

Epic dude, think of the excuse she will have to come up with...

"NO! I was absolutely NOT late because a co-worker slept with me! I had cramps..."

[MontelWilliams]

you lick her poop chute?

[RPMcMurphy]

45 mins? She's pregnant for sure brah.

this. shes at the hospital having one of those new instant babies

[ramsesthe2]

Only problem was she has a hairy bush. r

french broads

[caliprav]

not really a good thing to bang your co-worker.

don't crap where you eat basically....

good luck.

[Fabs23]

good story and love the pic etiquette. i used to get head from a co-worker while at work. if you play your cards right you could have quickies all over the place. play it cool bro, keep the awkwardness out.

[quietstormx1]

ah, she probably wasn't expecting sex. So she let the bush grow.

did you miss the French part in the OP?

[heycisco01]

Pics, bro...pics

[roko79]

damn brah what time did u have to leave to get to work on time?

[Money Shot]

that wont be awkward or anything lulz

i've banged 2 girls at one of my jobs before.

lol it will be awkward. I will just give her winks and $hit when she gets in. She is an hour late now lol. My guess is she is still lying naked in bed. My boss just asked if she called in to say she would be late

did you drink with other coworkers? that office gossip will spread like a wildfire.

nah it's a small office with 6 people. None of us really hang out outside work since we are all different ages. Although her and I are the same age (she is older by a few months)

Different color eyes?

yea it's weird man. One is brown and the other is blue

[strongjoind8]

hope you flossed all that bush out ur teeth b4 u came to work

[god_job_dave]

Nice hat. Did she wear when you banged her? (srs)

[thefugate]

French accents are so sexy.

GJDM

[b0ngman]

you realize someone probably killed her knowing that you would take the blame for it??

in all srsness... prob was not a very smart move... now you are prob going to have a girlfriend or an enemy unless this chic is mad liberal

[Goat_187]

dont dip you pen in company ink.

[DeluxePeanutWaffle]

I guarantee she is so ashamed and embarrassed now that she won't go to work. You better call her if you know her number and make sure she is ok.

[MIKES3]

absolutely. in fact i had to take it off because she decided to give me head in the middle of it. Then i had to put another one one. Only problem was she has a hairy bush. I still went down on her though, whatever

Wow, she must really like the taste of rubber.

[Fabs23]

you realize someone probably killed her knowing that you would take the blame for it??

in all srsness... prob was not a very smart move... now you are prob going to have a girlfriend or an enemy unless this chic is mad liberal

dude, shes french. thats like shaking hands over there.