Lets see how much game you have: You are sitting in a hotel lobby

[Bonetana]

And this woman here is sitting near you. Best pic I could really find so try to focus on the girl and not critique the environment too much.



Now say you wanna get with her for the night, what do you say and what do you do?

[KuRdiSh]

'hewyedehhh?'

[AhDo]

"I have over 1k reps"

[Bonetana]

this might not take off as well as the other one eh

[SitchNoHomo]

tap her on the shoulder and say "I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE. "

[Fit1NYC]

"excuse me, can i take a picture with you"

serious

[Bonetana]

tap her on the shoulder and say "I may be white from the outside, but I'm brown on the inside, TO THE BONE. "

I would tap her on the shoulder and say "I may be brown waist up but I am Black waist down"

[DannyBriere]

"excuse me, can i take a picture with you"

serious

how does one do this?

[R3PTIL3]

Hey guys, shoenice again, well basically...



*Edit* I'd be tempted to start hysterically screaming the Zyzz bird pic at her

[Brenden061]

"So...... how much?"

[unleashed132]

Hey.. you look like a girl whose read 50 shades of grey

[Tunes]

wanna get a pizza and ****

[NWDub]

"why such a long face?"

[RockyIV]

Ask her how much

[Scotty_S]

What time of day is it?
Am I staying at the Hotel?
What's my room like?
What city are we in?
Is this girl alone?
What's she doing? Just sitting there? Reading etc.?

I require more information before offering an appropriate response

[RockyIV]

wanna get a pizza and ****

You don't like f*&kin' pizza?

[Ignorancus]

"LETS GET OUR freaky FREAK ON Bayhbbbbbbbe !"

[Bonetana]

Hey.. you look like a girl whose read 50 shades of grey

LOL that was a good one!

[hublife]

"So...... how much?"

Came in to post this... my name IRL is "_______" too and spelled the same.

mind = blown

[Struggz]

You look sad...want me to drag my sack across your face?

[Bonetana]

wtf 3 stars, man the heck happened with this thread?

[lucidbrah]

Treat her with indifference. Bitches want to be unwanted.

Psych 101

Call concierge
or "most expensive Chardonnay in the house"
Drink it then drop it near her
Laughing say "there gos 200$"
Order 2 now
chit chat
Smash

Ask her room #o then bill drinks there.

[93Akkord]

Hi, I'm 93Akkord.

[Bonetana]

I could use a better scenario, not many miscers travel I guess?

[wushuq92]

tell her lets not turn this rape into a murder.

[jayt8]

fuk me and i will give you reps for life

reps are srs bizness therefore we will be fukking in no time

[wollo7]

i'd tell her i've seen all of her work and i'm a big fan

[elias1877]

"Yo, baby, you ever had your ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" no need to wear an overcoat or be fat. guarantee 100% success

[alg0801]

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?



That's how you do it...with swag.

[Kanestar]

clap dem cheeks.. please