My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the Misc, General of the Cell-Tech Legions, loyal servant to the true mod, Ryan DeLuca. Father to a negged son, husband to a banned wife. And I will have my vengeance, on this account or the next.
I'm on dis...Lets see according to todays pain, hams, glutes, lower back, lats, shoulders, forearms and biceps. Hits um all I would say. The program on my phone says I burned 420 calories for 40 minutes of shoveling. Feels like it today!
All that's required for me is some unleaded and the muscles required to move around a steering wheel. You jelly?
"My first experience with it was by total accident. I was sitting next to her on the couch talking and when she pulled out her boob it firehosed a stream of milk directly into my open mouth. At first I was a little startled but when I licked my lips I realized it was exotic and tasty. Different food affects the flavor notes but overall it was damn good and I'd take a pull off it every once in a while" - Vex