Really CLEVER or mind blowing quote (srs) (reps)

[MiD20]

Example : 1. revenge is a meal best served cold
2.Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die today

[elemental0]

"Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.''

[iWr3k]

u on dat ****gy time?


^great quote

[SlowCheetah]

If Tomatoes are a fruit… Isn't Ketchup technically a smoothie.

[EyesCold]

inb4BruceLeequote

[magog704]

i am not the river. i am the net.

[pinninIt]

"Never mistake motion for action." - Hemingway

[RedAuerbach]

If Tomatoes are a fruit… Isn't Ketchup technically a smoothie.

just made this my ******** status. thanx bro

[elemental0]

“Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.”

[Crypticbrah]

I am not God but we are all God.

[DikkePik]

A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself,he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.

[VikingCat]

He who laughs last catches the worm.

[Hashemite]

live laugh love xoxoxxoxoxxoxxo

[Oprahwindfury]

Live your life at it fullest
Laugh at all the things that don’t matter
Love with all that you have and more

not srs























srs

[\J/]

keep em going

[elemental0]

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. "

[midniteOG]

remember that guy who gave up? neither do i

[JACKIECHANFAN]

if tomatoes are a fruit… isn't ketchup technically a smoothie.

rofl.

[EyesCold]

I made this one up the other day thinking about social gatherings.


The loudest one in the room, is the weakest one in the room.

[laicossid]

"Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, heroes in a half-shell; turtle power!"

[MiD20]

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. "

oh damn sht got real?

[SUPER_MANLET]

"most people will try to drag you down because they are massive *******s. nobody will believe in your dream until you achieve it"

can't remember where i read it

[midniteOG]

kill one man, a murderer
kill a million, a conqueror
kill them all, a god

[IanPhelps]

pain is temporary, glory is eternal

[Chezdon]

remember that guy who gave up? neither do i

oooooh nice

[Hashemite]

Live your life at it fullest
Laugh at all the things that don’t matter
Love with all that you have and more

not srs























srs

you forgot

sing like no one is listening
dance like no one is watching

fap like no one is judging

[\J/]

i have a penis

[Mbalz-Iz-Hari]

"It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it . . ."
~ George Carlin.

[MiD20]

If Tomatoes are a fruit… Isn't Ketchup technically a smoothie.

lol mind = blown

repped srs

[Woody72]