Bored at work thought I'd share my experience this morning;
Had an interesting experience at the gym today involving a possible hooker.
Today I went to the gym at 6 AM. Way earlier than usual, but my new work schedule requires it. I was expecting it to be empty but it was more packed than it usually is with a completely different crowd. Moms galore, business men I'm assuming getting one in before work etc.
Usually, I put my headphones on the loudest setting, get in & get out which I was doing today, minding my own business.
I'm standing wedged into a corner facing mirrors in front of me and to the left doing standing DB raises when I see through the reflection 2 nipples that looked like they where about to poke through the shirt. She was pretty, and had a killer body, very very nice fake tits and obviously no bra or support whatsoever. Between sets I watched her through the mirrors always fixing her shirt because her titties where about to pop out, & caught her giving me the eye quite a bit.
I'm thinking- She's looking at me probably cuz I'm blatantly staring at her just waiting for one of those silicon bags to see daylight.
So I continue with my sets, and ignore her.
On my last set I feel something touching my ass and I'm thinking what the hell is this.
I move to the right about a foot and see that chick directly behind me facing the other way doing curls and her back was pushed up against my ass(All this is seen through mirror reflection btw.)
I set down my weights and turn toward her, she smiles and puts her bar down, bending over revealing a pink G string.
I got a good look at her face and could tell she was pretty old 35 at least, but was still very sexy. So I thought what the hell and spew out some retarded line "Hey if you start lifting heavier weights than me imma have to leave!" Her " hahaha bla bla how tall are you?"
At this point I had finished my workout and stepped off to the side and we continued our convo. Turns out she is recently divorced, just signed up, name is Tanya etc..
She asks me if I usually come at this time I tell her no, I usually go around 9 she says she will be here at 9 tomorrow and hints that she needs someone to teach her some exercises..
So we part ways, I go get dressed talk to a buddy of mine (the chef of the little nutrition store) on the way out. While I'm talking to this guy I feel a slap on my butt and turn around and it's her! She asks for my # in case she can't make it tomorrow and leaves. Im thinkin fuk yea! My buddy starts laughing
Him- "You know who that is right?"
Me- "Tanya I met her a minute ago"
Him- "She's a hooker bro."
Me- "Huh? no way"
He began telling me she is always in here flirting with the business men in the mornings and they pay to fuk her..
I can't believe this sh*t.. A hooker at the gym? So I leave and continue about my day. When I arrive at work I have a text..
"Hey big guy
it's Tanya"
We continue txt convo for 6-7 txts and I tell her to send me a pic cuz I need something to look at during work,.
She replies an hour later with "Did Todd say anything about me?"
(Todd is my chef friend)
I say "Yea, he said you where a hooker lol.. this true?"
Her- "Ugh, he's a jealous prick"
Me- "HA how's that?"
Her- "I make a lot of money doing what I do, I have kids to support and bills to pay.. He's mad because he has a sh*tty job and his wife is a fatass."
I am rolling at this point.. show my co workers txt convos and we decide to troll her.
Me "So you are a hooker?"
Her "Is that bad? Are you as judgemental as all the other a$$holes in _________(My city)."
Me " lol not at all! I don't care what you do.. I have never paid for sex before so I'm new to this whole thing."
Her "I think you're cute.. I'm not just saying that to take your money IHYK."
Me "Likewise.. How much do you charge if you don't mind me asking?"
Her "Not ovr txt"
She calls me an hour later and basically told me everything she does.. She seemed like a real cool chick and we talked for over an hour. She told me she wants to stop doing this, which is why she moved here and began working out and living a healthier lifestyle.
I asked her why is she still doing it at the gym? If she moved here to stop, and live a healthier lifestyle.. It didn't make sense to me.
She got a little defensive at first but then opened up a bit saying the money was just too good, she wants to provide a good life for her kids etc..
She admitted that her only intention when she was flirting with me was to hook..
She said she made almost 10k a week in Vegas.. And only about 1k a week here. She said she rarely does it and charges these guys 800+ per night. Which is usually a date, dinner, and hotel for fukking.
We end the convo and about 20 min. ago she txts me if I'd be interested in going on a date..
WHAT THE FUK DO I SAY TO THAT HAHA
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