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    Huge WTF at gym today LONG

    Bored at work thought I'd share my experience this morning;

    Had an interesting experience at the gym today involving a possible hooker.
    Today I went to the gym at 6 AM. Way earlier than usual, but my new work schedule requires it. I was expecting it to be empty but it was more packed than it usually is with a completely different crowd. Moms galore, business men I'm assuming getting one in before work etc.
    Usually, I put my headphones on the loudest setting, get in & get out which I was doing today, minding my own business.
    I'm standing wedged into a corner facing mirrors in front of me and to the left doing standing DB raises when I see through the reflection 2 nipples that looked like they where about to poke through the shirt. She was pretty, and had a killer body, very very nice fake tits and obviously no bra or support whatsoever. Between sets I watched her through the mirrors always fixing her shirt because her titties where about to pop out, & caught her giving me the eye quite a bit.
    I'm thinking- She's looking at me probably cuz I'm blatantly staring at her just waiting for one of those silicon bags to see daylight.
    So I continue with my sets, and ignore her.
    On my last set I feel something touching my ass and I'm thinking what the hell is this.
    I move to the right about a foot and see that chick directly behind me facing the other way doing curls and her back was pushed up against my ass(All this is seen through mirror reflection btw.)
    I set down my weights and turn toward her, she smiles and puts her bar down, bending over revealing a pink G string.
    I got a good look at her face and could tell she was pretty old 35 at least, but was still very sexy. So I thought what the hell and spew out some retarded line "Hey if you start lifting heavier weights than me imma have to leave!" Her " hahaha bla bla how tall are you?"
    At this point I had finished my workout and stepped off to the side and we continued our convo. Turns out she is recently divorced, just signed up, name is Tanya etc..

    She asks me if I usually come at this time I tell her no, I usually go around 9 she says she will be here at 9 tomorrow and hints that she needs someone to teach her some exercises..

    So we part ways, I go get dressed talk to a buddy of mine (the chef of the little nutrition store) on the way out. While I'm talking to this guy I feel a slap on my butt and turn around and it's her! She asks for my # in case she can't make it tomorrow and leaves. Im thinkin fuk yea! My buddy starts laughing

    Him- "You know who that is right?"
    Me- "Tanya I met her a minute ago"
    Him- "She's a hooker bro."
    Me- "Huh? no way"
    He began telling me she is always in here flirting with the business men in the mornings and they pay to fuk her..

    I can't believe this sh*t.. A hooker at the gym? So I leave and continue about my day. When I arrive at work I have a text..
    "Hey big guy it's Tanya"
    We continue txt convo for 6-7 txts and I tell her to send me a pic cuz I need something to look at during work,.

    She replies an hour later with "Did Todd say anything about me?"
    (Todd is my chef friend)
    I say "Yea, he said you where a hooker lol.. this true?"
    Her- "Ugh, he's a jealous prick"
    Me- "HA how's that?"
    Her- "I make a lot of money doing what I do, I have kids to support and bills to pay.. He's mad because he has a sh*tty job and his wife is a fatass."

    I am rolling at this point.. show my co workers txt convos and we decide to troll her.

    Me "So you are a hooker?"
    Her "Is that bad? Are you as judgemental as all the other a$$holes in _________(My city)."
    Me " lol not at all! I don't care what you do.. I have never paid for sex before so I'm new to this whole thing."
    Her "I think you're cute.. I'm not just saying that to take your money IHYK."
    Me "Likewise.. How much do you charge if you don't mind me asking?"
    Her "Not ovr txt"

    She calls me an hour later and basically told me everything she does.. She seemed like a real cool chick and we talked for over an hour. She told me she wants to stop doing this, which is why she moved here and began working out and living a healthier lifestyle.
    I asked her why is she still doing it at the gym? If she moved here to stop, and live a healthier lifestyle.. It didn't make sense to me.
    She got a little defensive at first but then opened up a bit saying the money was just too good, she wants to provide a good life for her kids etc..
    She admitted that her only intention when she was flirting with me was to hook..
    She said she made almost 10k a week in Vegas.. And only about 1k a week here. She said she rarely does it and charges these guys 800+ per night. Which is usually a date, dinner, and hotel for fukking.

    We end the convo and about 20 min. ago she txts me if I'd be interested in going on a date..

    WHAT THE FUK DO I SAY TO THAT HAHA

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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    Bored at work thought I'd share my experience this morning;

    Had an interesting experience at the gym today involving a possible hooker.
    Today I went to the gym at 6 AM. Way earlier than usual, but my new work schedule requires it. I was expecting it to be empty but it was more packed than it usually is with a completely different crowd. Moms galore, business men I'm assuming getting one in before work etc.
    Usually, I put my headphones on the loudest setting, get in & get out which I was doing today, minding my own business.
    I'm standing wedged into a corner facing mirrors in front of me and to the left doing standing DB raises when I see through the reflection 2 nipples that looked like they where about to poke through the shirt. She was pretty, and had a killer body, very very nice fake tits and obviously no bra or support whatsoever. Between sets I watched her through the mirrors always fixing her shirt because her titties where about to pop out, & caught her giving me the eye quite a bit.
    I'm thinking- She's looking at me probably cuz I'm blatantly staring at her just waiting for one of those silicon bags to see daylight.
    So I continue with my sets, and ignore her.
    On my last set I feel something touching my ass and I'm thinking what the hell is this.
    I move to the right about a foot and see that chick directly behind me facing the other way doing curls and her back was pushed up against my ass(All this is seen through mirror reflection btw.)
    I set down my weights and turn toward her, she smiles and puts her bar down, bending over revealing a pink G string.
    I got a good look at her face and could tell she was pretty old 35 at least, but was still very sexy. So I thought what the hell and spew out some retarded line "Hey if you start lifting heavier weights than me imma have to leave!" Her " hahaha bla bla how tall are you?"
    At this point I had finished my workout and stepped off to the side and we continued our convo. Turns out she is recently divorced, just signed up, name is Tanya etc..

    She asks me if I usually come at this time I tell her no, I usually go around 9 she says she will be here at 9 tomorrow and hints that she needs someone to teach her some exercises..

    So we part ways, I go get dressed talk to a buddy of mine (the chef of the little nutrition store) on the way out. While I'm talking to this guy I feel a slap on my butt and turn around and it's her! She asks for my # in case she can't make it tomorrow and leaves. Im thinkin fuk yea! My buddy starts laughing

    Him- "You know who that is right?"
    Me- "Tanya I met her a minute ago"
    Him- "She's a hooker bro."
    Me- "Huh? no way"
    He began telling me she is always in here flirting with the business men in the mornings and they pay to fuk her..

    I can't believe this sh*t.. A hooker at the gym? So I leave and continue about my day. When I arrive at work I have a text..
    "Hey big guy it's Tanya"
    We continue txt convo for 6-7 txts and I tell her to send me a pic cuz I need something to look at during work,.

    She replies an hour later with "Did Todd say anything about me?"
    (Todd is my chef friend)
    I say "Yea, he said you where a hooker lol.. this true?"
    Her- "Ugh, he's a jealous prick"
    Me- "HA how's that?"
    Her- "I make a lot of money doing what I do, I have kids to support and bills to pay.. He's mad because he has a sh*tty job and his wife is a fatass."

    I am rolling at this point.. show my co workers txt convos and we decide to troll her.

    Me "So you are a hooker?"
    Her "Is that bad? Are you as judgemental as all the other a$$holes in _________(My city)."
    Me " lol not at all! I don't care what you do.. I have never paid for sex before so I'm new to this whole thing."
    Her "I think you're cute.. I'm not just saying that to take your money IHYK."
    Me "Likewise.. How much do you charge if you don't mind me asking?"
    Her "Not ovr txt"

    She calls me an hour later and basically told me everything she does.. She seemed like a real cool chick and we talked for over an hour. She told me she wants to stop doing this, which is why she moved here and began working out and living a healthier lifestyle.
    I asked her why is she still doing it at the gym? If she moved here to stop, and live a healthier lifestyle.. It didn't make sense to me.
    She got a little defensive at first but then opened up a bit saying the money was just too good, she wants to provide a good life for her kids etc..
    She admitted that her only intention when she was flirting with me was to hook..
    She said she made almost 10k a week in Vegas.. And only about 1k a week here. She said she rarely does it and charges these guys 800+ per night. Which is usually a date, dinner, and hotel for fukking.

    We end the convo and about 20 min. ago she txts me if I'd be interested in going on a date..

    WHAT THE FUK DO I SAY TO THAT HAHA

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    cliffs?

    no but seriously i'd **** her. not for 800 though. (with a condom of course) lmao
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    Damn you should have told her I never paid for sex and don't ever plan on paying for sex. Now if you want to go on a date with me then fine.
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    Continue to troll her. Tell her that you are broke and will sex her for $80 bucks. Since that's 1/10th of her rate, she can pay you 10x's for every 1x you pay her.
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    Originally Posted by beaucephus View Post
    Continue to troll her. Tell her that you are broke and will sex her for $80 bucks. Since that's 1/10th of her rate, she can pay you 10x's for every 1x you pay her.
    No way man....She's a hooker and she hit on him first. Either its free or nothing happens.
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    Originally Posted by eXistenceLies View Post
    No way man....She's a hooker and she hit on him first. Either its free or nothing happens.
    I should re-write that. She should pay him $80 bucks per and after 10x's of her paying him, he will pay her 1x at her 800 dollar rate.
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    Originally Posted by drudixon View Post
    Cool story man. Srs. Ask her if its for fun or $800.
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    cliffs?

    no but seriously i'd **** her. not for 800 though. (with a condom of course) lmao
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    Do it for the kids bro.
    HAHA fukkin lol

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    Her: "haha NOOO dummy I mean a real date.. I will pay "
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    Originally Posted by beaucephus View Post
    I should re-write that. She should pay him $80 bucks per and after 10x's of her paying him, he will pay her 1x at her 800 dollar rate.
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    Don't pay for sh*t! But do take her out on the date if you can pull it off w/o the $800 down payment.
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    Roger that


    HAHA fukkin lol

    txt convo
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    Her: "haha NOOO dummy I mean a real date.. I will pay "
    Me: "Deal.. where's my pic?? Make my imagination go wiiild"

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    Good she's offering to take you out. Never tell a hooker no if she offered to take you out. You do it and just go along. If she says you have to pay for sex be like im sorry, im not paying for sex.
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    Originally Posted by eXistenceLies View Post
    Good she's offering to take you out. Never tell a hooker no if she offered to take you out. You do it and just go along. If she says you have to pay for sex be like im sorry, im not paying for sex.
    I'd never pay for sex.. especially 800$
    Ok well fellas she just sent me a pic it's a good one lol..
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    I'd never pay for sex.. especially 800$
    Ok well fellas she just sent me a pic it's a good one lol..
    Upon further exam I don't think tits r fake
    Actually don't know how I even came to that conclusion lol, it was 6 am gimme a break.
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    I'd never pay for sex.. especially 800$
    Ok well fellas she just sent me a pic it's a good one lol..
    Upon further exam I don't think tits r fake
    Actually don't know how I even came to that conclusion lol, it was 6 am gimme a break.
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    I'd never pay for sex.. especially 800$
    Ok well fellas she just sent me a pic it's a good one lol..
    Upon further exam I don't think tits r fake
    Actually don't know how I even came to that conclusion lol, it was 6 am gimme a break.
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    Edited face out cuz the misc is all fukked up lol

    Repped and def let her take you out. Just use a condom!
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    Roger that


    HAHA fukkin lol

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    Me; "It's gonna cost YOU $800 "
    Her: "haha NOOO dummy I mean a real date.. I will pay "
    Me: "Deal.. where's my pic?? Make my imagination go wiiild"

    Awaiting reply lol
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    Edited face out cuz the misc is all fukked up lol

    Asian? (I may have missed this above)

    Asian girls age well, but those aren't real if Asian.
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    Originally Posted by Tuga88 View Post
    Holy **** are you really 6'10?

    **** her btw. But not for 800...
    yerp really 6'10"

    yea will be doing just that..
    Date is set for Sat. She is taking me to a nice place n told me to dress stately.. Whatever the fuk that means..
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    Originally Posted by beaucephus View Post
    Asian? (I may have missed this above)

    Asian girls age well, but those aren't real if Asian.
    She could be part Asian..
    If she is, it isn't inherently obvious..
    But her skin is Asian looking.. eyes aren't
    Actually I remember her mentioning she's Part French.. Mom or dad can't remember.
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    Originally Posted by clifftime View Post
    yerp really 6'10"

    yea will be doing just that..
    Date is set for Sat. She is taking me to a nice place n told me to dress stately.. Whatever the fuk that means..
    Means impressively.

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    So let me get this straight, a hot milf hooker who charges regular clients $800 is gonna take YOU out on a fancy date, pay for everything, and then let you **** her afterwards for free?




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    never got to see the pic, looks like it got removed...can't wait to hear how the date goes!
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