**Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread**

[OrificeSpunk]

incase any1 is still lookin for it its now on mtv website

http://www.mtv.com/videos/jersey-sho...41&channelId=1

i think this is only for US brahs

[EvanAlmighty]

Lovin this episode just cuz the whole denim denim denim thing, and the "dinner" ronnie has with sami, "more mustard?" lmao ("I wanna smush again do you")

Edit: and Mike saying, "Ronnie's ma is gangsta"

i loved the denim denim denim part too lol


and when vinny was alpha n told the dude the doors that way, the look in the dudes face was priceless. he was about to rage

[TESR]

Mike acts gayer and gayer each episode, especially when he is bitching about something or someone

[cleekluls]

feck i missed it

[GC29]

havent watched the last 3ish episodes. it got soo boring. anything interesting happening again?

last i heard mike made the dogs poop all over the floors... cool story. >.<

It's the best episode of the season...just watch...

[FlyD]

feck i missed it

welcome to the internet have a seat

[nohcOR]

Hilarious when Pauly-D owned that girl. Told her to get a ride home from that dude. oh lawd.

[scyyy]

^Not sure why though cause she was extremely pretty. They can't honestly blow the grenade whistle on that?

[Bones98]

Ronnie is ****ing beta. He needs some hot big-tittied, nice-assed bish to jump on his cawk.


Sammi looks ****ing disgusted tbh.

[Devious83]

why did mike not get called out for ratting out to ronnies mom for no reason?

and i really hope ronnie is done with sammie....cause that shiit is whack

[mach03]

Made this just now, can't embed yet tho. Someone embed for me.

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[mautz22]

sammie looks ugly when she does that mad face and ron needs to move on he looks like a bi***. highlight of the night was at aztec with pauly d and that fat old lady

[BigD_SEVA]

Made this just now, can't embed yet tho. Someone embed for me.

here

[hideyowives]

Hilarious when Pauly-D owned that girl. Told her to get a ride home from that dude. oh lawd.

YO EXPLAIN!!!

that girl was like a 7/10... maybe Pauly likes classy girls (Miami season) cause that girl looked like a skank whore... "I wanted to f8ck Mike" anyway AHHAHAHAH

[Devious83]

vinny acted like a douchebag

[UGK4Life]

Hilarious when Pauly-D owned that girl. Told her to get a ride home from that dude. oh lawd.

pauly d is a douchebag. always screaming for no reason, fuk i hate him

^Not sure why though cause she was extremely pretty. They can't honestly blow the grenade whistle on that?

this. from what i saw, she was damn beautiful

[dtbrehm]

htt p://i.imgur.com/OvNvB.gif

Lmao was waiting for a gif of this.

[Bones98]

LOL @ the freestyle battle between Sam and Vinny.

Vinny is stepping up his game. Gjdm

[Dilly5]

Vinnie and Snooki together was vomit worthy.

[hideyowives]

LOL @ the freestyle battle between Sam and Vinny.

Vinny is stepping up his game. Gjdm

Vinny has changed a lot since season 1.

season 1 quiet kid (being himself)
season 2 got obnoxious, thinks he's bad ass, also got a new tat on his left shoulder...wow cool
season 3 kids got earings now and thinks hes alpha as fuk

Vinny is a beta *******
and so is Ronnie...whom is currently crying in the bathroom...OH SAMMY

[lllBoneZlll]

YO EXPLAIN!!!

that girl was like a 7/10... maybe Pauly likes classy girls (Miami season) cause that girl looked like a skank whore... "I wanted to f8ck Mike" anyway AHHAHAHAH

woulda been funny if the sitch went for it.....easy poon

[RisSsky]

Vinnie and Snooki together was vomit worthy.

This. Not even funny.

I don't hate on Vinny but his 'game' or whatever it is he tries with Snooky is cringe worthy. Everyone else in the house always look kinda awkward when they're having their little flirt-fights with one another too, someone should of told him to stop being a ph@ggot.

[PaC-mAn8]

I LOL'D so hard when Pauly told the guy to take home his girl right now.

"You're a dick. I don't care, I'd rather fcuk Mike anyways."

Bish tried to save-face but didn't work.

She was smash worthy though.

[44hunter]

I LOL'D so hard when Pauly told the guy to take home his girl right now.

"You're a dick. I don't care, I'd rather fcuk Mike anyways."

Bish tried to save-face but didn't work.

She was smash worthy though.

I thought both chicks were cute.

Best part of the episode: denimdenimdenim

[GC29]

Best part of the episode was when Vinny was battling Sam and went "Sam you betta stay in your seat...cause you're the shadiest bitch you're ever gonna meet!" LOL Pauly was fukking dying after that when Vin slipped on the floor...

[guest89]

Every episode he comes home solo and says they were all grenades goes in the kitchens and plows form the fridge.. while vinny and P-D smash none stop..

Whats funny is was originally Pauly D and Mike as friends bringing home bishes until Mike turned into a huge bish, then Pauly D and Vinny became friends.

In season 1 Mike was entertaining... Now he's just whiney and seems like an even bigger tool.

[jerseyshorebrah]

made this just now, can't embed yet tho. Someone embed for me.

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how did you make that gif??

What site did you go on?

[abbot92]

Popeye always makes me laugh though at his retarded no calve body. When he got fired and was walking out, I said is this real life?

Guy doesn't even look like he lifts.. srs

[Devious83]

Popeye always makes me laugh though at his retarded no calve body. When he got fired and was walking out, I said is this real life?

Guy doesn't even look like he lifts.. srs

i am not a fan of mike. but to say he doesnt look like he lift is just retarded.

[SecretAsnMan92]

OMG from "protein shake" right till the commercial I was laughing all the way.

Ronnie's laughing, different level, Situation just like ye w/e walkin into the room, Pauly's reaction, grenade horn, Situation's reaction/shhhhh to the grenade....too much lulz.

lololol protein shake