Ask a guy whos had sex @ a Asian Massage Parlor anything.

[Inspiration01]

The only thing under therapeutic in my city is magnetic therapy ffs.

[DBee]

You kiss her?

Usually no I don't but the second time I did. Chick tongued me while giving her missionary. I was in the moment she spoke fluent English and was a hot cougar Asian.

[PrimeraRS]

The only thing under therapeutic in my city is magnetic therapy ffs.

I got a few asian/thai ads would sex them but looks like a place that doesnt offer.

[YesWayNoWeigh]

clicked on one....

"TELL ME WHAT YOUR BODY NEEDS!

Is it a deep, slow, relaxing massage designed, and aimed to transform stress and tension into a lost memory? Or do you have specific problem areas riddled with knots, and trigger points that need a far deeper, more theraputic touch.

Allow me to listen to you, and your body to find out exactly what steps need to be taken to relieve stress, destroy tension, ensuring an easier approach of your daily routine.

I am a Certified Massage Therapist specializing in;
* Swedish
* Deep Tissue
* Myofacial Technique
* Hot Stone

I can provide any one of these to you for one hour for $80,

Two hours for $140

or

You can mix and match whatever it is that you want (or just one) and I can give you a fully customized massage for three hours (until the respective problem has been dealt with) for a flat $200

My name is Gabriel( a male therapist )
you can reach me by phone 443.803.0942
or email me theangelichand@gmail.com
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but yea i see alot of best asian massage listings with "gorgeous masseuse" lol.

Also op will they take a shower with you lol i see stuff about shower

[Inspiration01]

There's a lot of ads in London though ffs. They are not very discreet about it either. Here's one.

DON'T BE ALONE IN YOUR ROOM CALL ME

I am a 23 year old brunette student with long dark hair and a great body.
I can offer my special girlfriend experience in London hotels and homes or incalls near Paddington station.

Incalls 120/hour
Outcalls 160 for 2 hours including taxi fare.

Call 07534896022 for appointment

[DBee]

I was lucky the place I found wasn't a STING, be safe if you're looking for a place. Never request the happy ending.

[iLoLd]

my names dah rellllll



i

am

here

for the gang bang

[Platypus2]

^^ Lost it at male therapist lol

[jassako]

too many massage services in my city....how do you tell which one offers happy ending? PM me details to your link lol?

[jay_cutlet]

Did you feel you got your moneys worth?

Did you get decent massage ?

[DBee]

too many massage services in my city....how do you tell which one offers happy ending? PM me details to your link lol?

Go to one close by. That's what I did. It's literally less than 2 minute drive. Take off your clothes. If they tell you to turn over after initial massage you're golden.

[DBee]

Did you feel you got your moneys worth?

Did you get decent massage ?

Hell yea man, the massage was awesome. I'd go there even if they didn't offer sex. It was just a bonus.

[TheClips]

Since I asked the dinosaur question (thanks for answering, by the way), I feel the need to participate.

Growing up, I always enjoyed the Tricerotops; probably because it had those kick-ass horns on its head for which to stab Brontosaurus' and such with.

But then I got a little older and found out that Tricerotops' are vegetarians, which I found pretty weak, to be honest.

Then of course, the hit film "Jurassic Park" came out and, inevitably, the popularity of the Velociraptor skyrocketed to an unprecedented level on the imaginary "most popular dinosaur list" that every kid knows of in their hearts. In fact, I believe that even the king of all dinosaurs--the Tyrannosaurus Rex--was ironically replaced as king of dinosaurs on this aforementioned list.

I must admit, I hopped on the bandwagon for quite awhile. Perhaps it was the way they moved, or how smart they seemed to be....Hell, it could even be attributed to none other than the short monologue given in the first 20 minutes of the film by Dr. Allan Grant, where he explains to that mouthy kid (who I always mistakenly thought was the same fat kid from "Sandlot" until I verified it and realized he was, indeed, just another separate, chubby child actor) about how the Velociraptors outsmarted their prey, while displaying more mastery of their senses than even the T. Rex had.

In the end, I couldn't really limit my favorite dinosaur to just ONE dinosaur. I mean, these were some mighty beasts, I've been told. Perhaps it would be best to say that I equally appreciate ALL dinosaurs for what they were, and what they represented, while I also secretly rejoice that we don't have to deal with these so-called "Thunder Lizards" in modern day life.

I mean, could you imagine what it would be like to be walking out of the supermarket with a crowd of people and have to freeze dead in your tracks because some random T. Rex is hunting your fellow man in the parking lot? What would that be like to see a man that you do not know--or worse yet, one that you DO know--be scooped up off his feet and thrashed to bits like that lawyer in "Jurassic Park"?

Would this make the news, or would it be so commonplace in our co-existence that it would simply be shrugged off as comparable to the thousands of car accidents that happen every day?

But I digress.

I guess if I had to narrow it down to JUST one dinosaur, I'd probably have to go with my first prehistoric love, the ever-sissified Tricerotops.




Oh, so one more question, OP:

Could the Asian whore deepthroat?

[POWERHEITZ101]

Been there done that as well.......i was addicted to it for a month last year...I went like eight times al while being in a relationship for the past 3 years lols. I never banged tho just had my cawk sucked and blasted.

I didnt even have to look online/craigslist. I just went driving around the city one night till I saw a shady place with the sign "massage" in an empty shopping square lol. It was like tucked back in a corner and most of the places around it were vacant so I was like shii this should be good.

My cuzzo had been to a few and had a great time so I just did it out of curiosity. Its awesome brahs and the girls at the one Ive gone too give a hell of a massage, and know how to get you off. The best I had was a cougar asian man she was hott as ****. Had me oil'd up stroking me while rubbing her nipples and moanin and ****...ahhh making me want to go backlol must stay away

[THE SAINT]

I think I found one

[IllPhill]

My cuzzo had been to a few and had a great time so I just did it out of curiosity. Its awesome brahs and the girls at the one Ive gone too give a hell of a massage, and know how to get you off. The best I had was a cougar asian manshe was hott as ****. Had me oil'd up stroking me while rubbing her nipples and moanin and ****...ahhh making me want to go backlol must stay away

So a trap?

[DBee]

Oh, so one more question, OP:

Could the Asian whore deepthroat?

You're crazy man! She didn't deep throat but she sucked my balls and at one point fingered my ass. (NO HOMO)

[gomango259]

lulz

[DBee]

Been there done that as well.......i was addicted to it for a month last year...

Yea man it's hard for me to stay away but it's not worth the risk of an STD. I wish it wasn't so ****ing close.

[Platypus2]

Treat yourself to something special today ~~ How about a relaxing hot stone & table-shower expert Asian body massage! A deeply-rejuvenating 60-minute or 90-minute, one-on-one massage from licensed, experienced, attractive Asian masseuses who are qualified Certified Massage Therapists (CMTs). We specialize in Asian and Swedish deep tissue massage, with free hot stones and table shower.
Walk-ins are always welcome. Open 9 am to 10 pm Daily. Credit cards welcome. Come treat yourself today!!

Hmm why would they put that....

[Platypus2]

NICE! NICE! Asian Massage
Enjoy a relaxing massage in a private room.
Relieve tension and pain, your stress will melt away.
Professional massage table, relaxing enviroment, soft lights and music.
~~~WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE A KING!!!~~~

Hmm im starting to think this might be easier than expected

[absolutexpinoy]

lol looked this up cuz was curious

wouldn't be suprised if they offered happy endings.


Come and join us with a FULL BODY MASSAGE today!!

We offer wonderful ASIAN Massage to rejuvinate your body.

You will feel relax and refreshed!!!

We have showers in the room avaliable for you.

The end is your full comfort!!! "

[Platypus2]

Come in a try the best massage in town. You will really love our outstanding beautiful Chinese ladies

They will pamper you relieve all the stress, pain and soreness from a hard days work.

We pride ourselves in providing you with the most excellent massage in town.

You will leave feeling relaxed and ready for a good nights sleep or rejuvenated for the day or evening ahead



Question by full body massage do they mean happy ending?

[DBee]

It is, that's how they stay in business. It's usually 100$ for full service plus the 60$ hour massage or 40$ 1/2 hour. Just watch out for herps.

[Platypus2]

lol looked this up cuz was curious

wouldn't be suprised if they offered happy endings.


[b]Come and join us with a FULL BODY MASSAGE today!!

We offer wonderful ASIAN Massage to rejuvinate your body.

You will feel relax and refreshed!!!

We have showers in the room avaliable for you.

The end is your full comfort!!! "

Showers to shower after sex

The end is the sex

[pvpaymon]

I live in MD, PM me details on where it is?

[DBee]

Whats even more ****ed up is that my immediate family knows. I told my two brothers and one of them said something on thanksgiving being a douche at the dinner table. I admitted it and had a laugh. Never telling my one bro anything. Does that kinda **** to try to make me mad. I'm the youngest.

[ApG]

thank me later

http://www.eroticmp.com/

[DBee]

thank me later

http://www.eroticmp.com/

Hahaha I've been there. Gotta pay to get any info. Not worth it.

[ApG]

lol looked this up cuz was curious

wouldn't be suprised if they offered happy endings.


Come and join us with a FULL BODY MASSAGE today!!

We offer wonderful ASIAN Massage to rejuvinate your body.

You will feel relax and refreshed!!!

We have showers in the room avaliable for you.

The end is your full comfort!!! "

i've done massages in the philippines and its typical to shower before and after the massage/boning.