I dare you guys to post some of these as your facebook status for the lulz

**saint sinner x** · 12-21-2010, 05:32 AM

Post and tell me the reaction:

"****ing fat girls is like masturbating, it's something I do when I am bored."

"thinks women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped."

"I just want to look down at my dick and say;
''look buddy, you should go back to sleep cause i want to sleep without stabbing myself in the bellybutton''!!!''

"Fat girls give good head cause their hungry"

"When did it become socially unacceptable to be seen with more than 1 woman?"

"has been cleaning up his friends list... if you're reading this, congratulations! You're still cool! But don't get too comfortable "

**Drew23** · 12-21-2010, 05:34 AM

aggin par 'nihctib

**JonnyNUFC87** · 12-21-2010, 05:34 AM

Not really too funny bro

**bwheeler** · 12-21-2010, 05:34 AM

has been cleaning up his friends list... if you're reading this, congratulations! You're still cool! But don't get too comfortable

Will make this mine tonight when i get home

**tgray324** · 12-21-2010, 05:35 AM

just used the "thinks women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped."

THANKS BRO ! that made my morning

**Marzzz** · 12-21-2010, 05:36 AM

The list is gold. I can't post them on my status. I already pissed off a lot of females with my recent actions. I still want to get laid here.

**yehmadbrah** · 12-21-2010, 05:37 AM

lol "Fat girls give good head cause their hungry"

classic, will be trying it out and posting if results are good

**whitedoor** · 12-21-2010, 05:37 AM

Am I the only one who thought all those sucked?

**RC2008** · 12-21-2010, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by Marzzz

The list is gold. I can't post them on my status. I already pissed off a lot of females with my recent actions. I still want to get laid here.

Since when did it matter what the woman's mood is when it comes to getting laid? Ever heard of rape? Corpses?

lol wut

**saint sinner x** · 12-21-2010, 05:42 AM

You guys are gonna love the reaction LMFAO!!!!!

**Montre** · 12-21-2010, 05:48 AM

Originally Posted by saint sinner x

Post and tell me the reaction:

"****ing fat girls is like masturbating, it's something I do when I am bored."

"thinks women are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the others are too far, and the rest are all just handicapped."

"I just want to look down at my dick and say;
''look buddy, you should go back to sleep cause i want to sleep without stabbing myself in the bellybutton''!!!''

"Fat girls give good head cause their hungry"

"When did it become socially unacceptable to be seen with more than 1 woman?"

"has been cleaning up his friends list... if you're reading this, congratulations! You're still cool! But don't get too comfortable "

I set mine to "If God was a woman we'd all be sandwiches". THe backlash was minimal. A few girls got all pissy so I retaliated with "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change ****" and a friend of mine followed up with the classic "If a tree falls ontop of a woman does anyone hear it? Why was there a tree in the kitchen?".

Strong.

**tommyV_1988** · 12-21-2010, 05:50 AM

in for posting of results

**saint sinner x** · 12-21-2010, 05:56 AM

Here are some more lol:

"meeting a virgin is like seeing a unicorn"

"I miss shark week and hate Jersey shore. I think they need to make a show where they take the kids from Jersey shore and feed them to sharks."

"Tony Blair has admitted he was once a borderline alcoholic. Imagine the feeling waking up hungover, realizing you've invaded Iraq."

"I'm not trying to impress you by telling you something crazy that would make you wanna sleep with me or anything like that, but uhh... I'm batman. just sayin."

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"is tired of women treating him like some kind of sex object. I have feelings too you know!!"

"Bitch I do me, like masturbation"

"Guys chasing you? Thats nice to have. Only time i ever chased a girl i was playing tag"

"I got 99 donuts but a bitch ate one"

"...a one minute kiss burns 26 calories, so if you need help working out, I've been told that I'm a great spotter."

"___is now accepting Girlfriend Applications. Must be 18 or older to apply."

"____ is a lover not a fighter, but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas."

**saint sinner x** · 12-21-2010, 05:57 AM

Originally Posted by Montre

I set mine to "If God was a woman we'd all be sandwiches". THe backlash was minimal. A few girls got all pissy so I retaliated with "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists can't change ****" and a friend of mine followed up with the classic "If a tree falls ontop of a woman does anyone hear it? Why was there a tree in the kitchen?".

Strong.

LOL that's some good ****. I'm definitely gonna try those

**Nonsense916** · 12-21-2010, 06:02 AM

"****ing fat girls is like masturbating, it's something I do when I am bored."

will do this one later.

**saint sinner x** · 12-22-2010, 10:05 AM

Bump for results

**jagboy** · 12-22-2010, 10:08 AM

not funny/10

did not laugh

**Montre** · 12-22-2010, 02:30 PM

Girl
You kind of girl lmfao AHAHHAHA
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Same Girl
http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=740&ca...test&pagenum=1
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Same Girl
oops
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Same Girl AGAIN
BAHAHHAHAHHA
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Me
This is why they don't put the internet in the kitchen.
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Same Girl
hahaha, nice one *******!

**TheSpectre** · 12-22-2010, 02:32 PM

These are all super corny and you WILL look like a phaggot if you post them (srs)

**AlliWantisLulz** · 12-22-2010, 02:39 PM

you should post a more inspirational/awesome status like this one I found on the inspirational thread:

"When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin....it works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air...you suddenly know what you are hoping for."