girlfriend just called me...pregnant (srs)(fml)
was at the gym having a beast workout, loving life. current on/off GF calls me (we have been "on" for like about 2 months now). says she just took a preggo test, came back positive, so she took 2 more and they all came back positiveshes on the pill and we have been rawdogging it for like the past 2 years, ALWAYS pull-out, have never had an issue.
almost had a heart attack at the gym (was on ********, had been studying all day and it was still kicking lol). rest of workout ruined, no appetite so im not gonna make gainz
shes getting it "taken care of on monday", im calmed down now and fine. but shes still freaking a sh*t and calling me like every 10 min absolutely hysterical...meanwhile i have a huge exam tomm im trying to study for.
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never thought this sh*t would happen to me brahs. just goes to show that pill + pulling out isnt guaranteed i guessBRB wrapping it up every goddam time from now on
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12-16-2010, 04:25 PM #1wears U G G's
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girlfriend just called me...pregnant (srs)(fml)
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12-16-2010, 04:26 PM #2Bigger, Stronger, Faster.
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Hope it works out brah.
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12-16-2010, 04:26 PM #3Registered User
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12-16-2010, 04:26 PM #4West African Genetics
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12-16-2010, 04:26 PM #5Registered User
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Probably one of the homie's, get that bish DNA tested
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #6Token hillbilly
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rep back 800+
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #7Registered User
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pics of said gf?
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #8wears U G G's
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yeah shes getting the abortion so im not worried too much. does her insurance cover this kinda sh*t? how much they go for on average?Originally Posted by kingof_queens
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #9Azzurra
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #10
inb4 she doesnt get it taken care of
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #11Registered User
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OP i'm so sorry for your loss, abortion ftw
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #12
congrats
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #13
Yeah, she may have told you she was on the pill, but looks like the jakes on you man. I guess she didn't like being "on again off again" so much.
Edit: Goddam misc is fast.
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #14Buy $JNUG
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Sorry to hear brah. I remember you posting a while back about pulling out and never having problems. Guess it is not foolproof.
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #15Banned
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reps till you are out???
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12-16-2010, 04:27 PM #16We on TV?
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12-16-2010, 04:28 PM #17One pec, you mad?
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12-16-2010, 04:28 PM #18Registered User
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On pill
You always pull out
She randomly decides to take preggo test
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12-16-2010, 04:28 PM #19Becoming a better person
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Dear Lord.
I've ****ed my (ex)gf for 2 years and not pulled out ever pretty much and she's yet to give me that call. That sucks bro...
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12-16-2010, 04:28 PM #20wears U G G's
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Originally Posted by tdff09_954
you must not have read that we're getting the abortion on mondayOriginally Posted by willoughby
f*ck off with picsOriginally Posted by iPhoneSRQ
im not even telling my parents or brother, she has told her mom and dad and THATS IT. im sure as hell not posting pics of her on an online forum. BRB local miscer sees them and i am now in a world of sh*tTrump 2016
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12-16-2010, 04:28 PM #22ΦΔΘ NE Alpha
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Just throwing this out there..if your off and on constantly and you always do pullout..then isnt there a good chance it isn't even yours?
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Pretty sure no. And depends how far along, but its $300+ here at the low end. The latest you can get one costs like $900.Originally Posted by Ted Nugent
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12-16-2010, 04:29 PM #24Registered User
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dude relax...shes pro choice just like you me and most micers...thank god...just keep studying you will do fine on the final and all will be good in life...you will win at the game of life.
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12-16-2010, 04:29 PM #25Canadian Detainer
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Pics of GF...
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12-16-2010, 04:30 PM #26Lifter
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How the fck can she get pregnant when shes on the pill and you always pull out????
Something not right here
Even if shes on the pill and you cum inside every time, its damn near i possible to get pregnant.
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12-16-2010, 04:30 PM #27West African Genetics
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abortion??? what if that baby is suppose to be the next president?Originally Posted by Ted Nugent
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12-16-2010, 04:30 PM #28sup brahs
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thank god for pro choice girls huh
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12-16-2010, 04:30 PM #29wears U G G's
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jokingly offered to do that to lighten the mood and she immediately began sobbing...Originally Posted by AK911PSU
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brah she is petrified. i am sure i could get away with not giving her a dime for it and she would still not hesistate a second to abort it. but im going to help pay if need beOriginally Posted by jdo1
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i know right? lol. posted in that thread like last weekOriginally Posted by FunAndSun
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12-16-2010, 04:30 PM #30Banned
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in b4 she doesnt get the abortion
shes on the pill and we have been rawdogging it for like the past 2 years, ALWAYS pull-out, have never had an issue.
BRB wrapping it up every goddam time from now on
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