If this guy called you out in front of your girl...
Serious
You and your girl are sitting in a nice expensive restaurant ready for your dinner when this dude...
...kneels next to your girl, tells her she's beautiful and that he can't wait to f*ck her 3 ways from heaven, writes his number on a piece of paper, hands it to her and then proceeds to give you the biggest sh*t-eating grin you ever seen in your entire life.
What do you do?
Do what any real man would do and call his punk-azz out or just sit there like a beyotch?
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12-14-2010, 05:14 AM #1
If this guy called you out in front of your girl...
Last edited by Lloyd Braun; 12-14-2010 at 05:49 AM.
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12-14-2010, 05:16 AM #2Banned
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I'd offer to have a threesome. that way everyone wins
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12-14-2010, 05:16 AM #3~
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id like to see you do something tough guy
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12-14-2010, 05:16 AM #4Registered User
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glass him with a $90 bottle of wine
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12-14-2010, 05:16 AM #5№1 since 1989 ;)
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Hard kick to his nuts and then knee to the head then kicks to the headOriginally Posted by Lloyd Braun
You and your girl are sitting in a nice expensive restaurant ready for your dinner when this dude...
...kneels next to your girl, tells her she's beautiful and that he can't wait to f*ck her 3 ways from heaven, writes his number on a piece of number, hands it to her and then proceeds to give you the biggest sh*t-eating grin you ever seen in your entire life.
What do you do?
Do what any real man would do and call his punk-azz out or just sit there like a beyotch?
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12-14-2010, 05:18 AM #6Banned
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take the number he wrote downOriginally Posted by Lloyd Braun
Serious
You and your girl are sitting in a nice expensive restaurant ready for your dinner when this dude...
...kneels next to your girl, tells her she's beautiful and that he can't wait to f*ck her 3 ways from heaven, writes his number on a piece of number, hands it to her and then proceeds to give you the biggest sh*t-eating grin you ever seen in your entire life.
What do you do?
Do what any real man would do and call his punk-azz out or just sit there like a beyotch?
rip it up
tell him to phuck off and that hes a *******
have fork ready to stab if he is coming at me
tell him to come at me when fork is steadily ready for stabbing
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12-14-2010, 05:18 AM #7
Quit playing, I'm SRS GUISE.
If prime Mike Tyson pulled that sh*t, what would you do?
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12-14-2010, 05:18 AM #8Forever bulking
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Instead just strike on his head with the bottle of wine.Originally Posted by Pepsi88
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12-14-2010, 05:19 AM #9conscientious
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tell him 'put a shirt on, this is a classy place'
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12-14-2010, 05:19 AM #10eel ecurb
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There is only one possible way to get him down. Punch him in the balls then knock him out. Then gtfo.
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12-14-2010, 05:19 AM #11dat dere stick insect
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You assume a fighter/strong man has more balls to approach a woman than a weak/skinny guy.
How wrong you are.
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12-14-2010, 05:20 AM #12Registered User
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I'd make sure she gets there on time!
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12-14-2010, 05:20 AM #13
He's standing there smiling at you. You're telling me you're gonna pick up the bottle of wine and go for Tyson's head?
You'd get KTFO right in front of your girl. Smart idea.
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12-14-2010, 05:20 AM #14Forever bulking
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He was kneeling.
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12-14-2010, 05:21 AM #15dat dere stick insect
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I'll just sit down quiet and observe the behaviour of my girlfriend.Originally Posted by Lloyd Braun
If she even considers to sleep with that thing, even for a second, I'll dump her straight away.
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12-14-2010, 05:21 AM #16Tyson KTFO Wesley Snipes for trying to mack on his girl. I don't think the dude would have any problem walking up to some random miscer and hitting on his girl right in front of him.Originally Posted by noflyingcars
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12-14-2010, 05:21 AM #17凸 (｀⌒´ ) 凸
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Why would a black guy be at a nice, expensive restaurant?
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12-14-2010, 05:21 AM #18Registered User
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Call Evander Holyfield.
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12-14-2010, 05:22 AM #19Banned
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wait till he turns aroundOriginally Posted by Lloyd Braun
bottle on head, a really really heavy one
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profit
nah but srs read my post thats what id do
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12-14-2010, 05:22 AM #20Banned
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I'd say "I'll f*ck you till you love me *******"
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12-14-2010, 05:22 AM #21on 110th. Street
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I´d make fun of his lisp, bite his ear and tell him he´d go back to jail if he touched me.
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12-14-2010, 05:23 AM #22Registered User
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tell him to stop talking because you feel sick
hold your stomach and start groaning in discomfort
proceed to crap your pants
put hand in pants and grap some fecal matter
smear it on his face
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12-14-2010, 05:23 AM #23"Your one f*ck fantasy"
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confound him with tricky lingustics.
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12-14-2010, 05:23 AM #24Only sensible reply in here.Originally Posted by noflyingcars
Oh hell naaawwwz.Originally Posted by GrimShady
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12-14-2010, 05:24 AM #25Banned
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unaware. enlighten me?Originally Posted by Lloyd Braun
zing!Originally Posted by MilkCarton
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12-14-2010, 05:24 AM #26Registered User
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LOL cause it's impossible any woman I'd take out would ever demoralize herself by spending time with someone like him.
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12-14-2010, 05:25 AM #27Banned
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tried to rep but im outOriginally Posted by noflyingcars
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12-14-2010, 05:25 AM #28currently noob gaining.
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shoot him in the penis
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12-14-2010, 05:26 AM #29ping, twist, pow
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i would ask for his autograph then politely tell him its fine as long as he doesnt f*ck her till she loves him.
or....
i would call my friend over
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12-14-2010, 05:26 AM #30life's a journey
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I'd get up and yell "**** off BRAH" and show him my delts (srs) (traps too) (semi-srs)Originally Posted by Lloyd Braun
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