Last night I banged a married woman

[Linzzz]

Poor husband.

[alkapoco]

amazing story

[liftyeah]

you knowingly porked a married woman

[The_Reaper]

Fascinating story but i still saw no pics of the married woman.

One of you may have cocked her before and recognise her.

[Couillon]

Parce que t'es dans la france j'vas te repondre en français.

Ta conte m'a bandé bougre, je la lirais une autre fois ej'vas la dire à mes arrières-enfants un jour!

[dragonzord]

[xJesusFreaKx]

Poor husband.

this.

you knowingly porked a married woman

ughhh this too, dude you broke the man code

[The_Reaper]

you knowingly porked a married woman

I'll say this just once: when I found out she was married, I ignored her. We went to a club, seperately, while I was trying to re-target some other bish.

At the club, she clung to me like a baby monkey, and then the cock-to-pussy dance took place.

She lives in a different part of town, and rarely visits my area.

99.9% of you would do the same thing.

[The_Reaper]

Parce que t'es dans la france j'vas te repondre en français.

Ta conte m'a bandé bougre, je la lirais une autre fois ej'vas la dire à mes arrières-enfants un jour!

Merci.

Je comprends, but my french is at the advanced level of a severely challenged mongoloid.

[Couillon]

Merci.

Je comprends, but my french is at the advanced level of a severely challenged mongoloid.

That's cool bro, I don't speak in international french in the first place.

[stanely09]

i laughed. hard.

[The_Reaper]

Poor husband.

I agree.

And like I mentioned before, she has cheated on him before.


Takehome message: don't marry skanks.


Thankfully, not all women are skanks. Don't despair.

[iamtough]

lol at miscers hating on him, loved the story op. Would do the same, don't give a **** if she's married or not.

gjdm

[Pinn]

[KGB125]

No cliffs needed the pics help

would read again

[yoyohomieg5432]

got a boner and now have to fap thanks to you op

[jujuB]

One of you may have cocked her before and recognise her.

youre the only french guy on the misc

post the pics up *******tt

[The_Reaper]

youre the only french guy on the misc

post the pics up *******tt

I'm not French.

I gotta update my details.

Post a picture of your momma.

[AlphaMisc]

TheReaper always brings good threads.

[anna08]

Good writing skills

Read whole thing

[The_Reaper]

Some further details I forgot to include:


She had a hairy muff. But it wasn't horrendous, like some pictures you see on the internet of older women with horrific muffs that spread to their abdominals and thighs.

No, it was puffed out over the mons, I could probably have gripped a handful of hair and yanked it if I wanted to. I'm not a fan of such pelts.

Second, I used an old trick to test whether she was an uber-whore (not that I needed much more evidence) - pretend to go for the bang without putting on a condom. I reached for the condom right at the last minute - she never stopped me. I probably could have banged her without one. That ain't my thang.

[TheBateman]

Some further details I forgot to include:


She had a hairy muff. But it wasn't horrendous, like some pictures you see on the internet of older women with horrific muffs that spread to their abdominals and thighs.

No, it was puffed out over the mons, I could probably have gripped a handful of hair and yanked it if I wanted to. I'm not a fan of such pelts.

Second, I used an old trick to test whether she was an uber-whore (not that I needed much more evidence) - pretend to go for the bang without putting on a condom. I reached for the condom right at the last minute - she never stopped me. I probably could have banged her without one. That ain't my thang.

should've rawdogged it brah.

[lionpride]

Now THAT was a cool ass story, bro.

[Phiilthy]

I can honestly say, without a shred of sarcasm,

cool story bro.

awesome read. srs.

[mmaoz]

the only problem with this story is the fact i really hate it when girls don't do doggy




otherwise, bonar well & truly achieved.

[jinxor]

brilliant story

"The bed is rocking violently, like it's possessed by a demon. The power of Christ compels my cock to spurt."
lol'd hard

[DGreekStallion]

Hmm, **** you for helping a women commit infedility.

[AirWrecked]

Damn.. how am I ever gonna choose a loyal wifey. Two kids and this bitch still goes and puts her marriage and her children's childhood on the line like that for a cheap thrill.

I don't blame you OP, you showed restraint at first, it's hard to say no to willing P and that gets to all of us.

[Ericisfly]

completely the guys fault for marrying a whore.

good for you. but she didn't deserve it.

it would of been nice to get her perspective. should of asked the fuk is she doing

[TheChadster08]

Read it all, great story. Lol'z were had.