Fuking luls, bored on a Saturday night looking for some poon and I get this(TXT GAME)
*EDIT/UPDATE* FUK MY FUKING LIFE
Its 12:53am, i'm on my way home feeling kind of horny and been texting a few girls... I get this text randomly from a number I have never heard of before... so decide to capitalize on what got thrown my way as nothing else seems to be promising tonight.
*THIS IS ALL WORD FOR WORD NO REASON TO BS even down to her spelling mistakes*
Her: Hey its shannon u at the club yet?
Me: Shannon who?
Her: Shut up bitch i sell u ur shi.t
Me: The fuk? Who is this go fuk yourself
Her: Lol sorry i lookee
Her: Ol
Her: Sorry omfg wrong number srry!
Me: Lol, np, someone been drinking?have a good night
Her: Ahah yes srry aahaha
Her: Nice meeting u
Me: Shannon, on a scale from 1-10 how attractive are you
Her: 10
Me: What a coincidence so am I! u asian by any chance?
Her: Lmao smart ass, n no
Me: Haha too bad, thought you had potential to be my future wife, what are you then?
Her: Native, scotish, irish, italian, chinease, im a size two, but only b cup. Everyone thinks i should be a model or gogo dancer but im to shy. Oh im 5'8 almost 5'9
Me: Hey I heard Chinese in there, still has potential, are you aware you're speaking to a 10/10 right now with a body forged by greek gods?
Her: Lol looks are not everything u have to have the personlity to match otherwise ur just a dime a dozzen
Me: Its your lucky day. because I have both. If I didn't have a good personality you wouldn't continue talking to someone you don't even know
TO BE CONTINUED: WILL POST UPDATES (IF ANY HAPPEN) really bored on Saturday night, thought this might entertain a few of you *******s
inb4 she turns out to be a fat pig
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12-12-2010, 02:16 AM #1Banned
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Fuking luls, bored on a Saturday night looking for some poon and I get this(TXT GAME)
Last edited by JohnnyChristian; 12-12-2010 at 03:21 AM.
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12-12-2010, 02:19 AM #2
lold at who is this go fuk yourself
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12-12-2010, 02:19 AM #3
lol that isn't txt game you are just got a random txt from a lonely whale and are continuing the conversation
get a pic and prove me wrong
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12-12-2010, 02:19 AM #4Banned
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Spot for sale!
Serious inquiries only, please.
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12-12-2010, 02:20 AM #5Banned
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Working on it lolOriginally Posted by AlphaMisc
Doubtful a fat girl will call herself a 10...
that'd be the day.
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12-12-2010, 02:21 AM #6Registered Badass
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I really hope this goes somewhere special for you.
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12-12-2010, 02:22 AM #7Banned
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If we continue talking and she's fat i'm gonna tell her to meet me somewhere and never show upOriginally Posted by badassbruz
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12-12-2010, 02:25 AM #8Registered User
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damn cuzz thats some solid text game
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12-12-2010, 02:25 AM #9Registered User
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Goodluck op hope it all falls in your lap.
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12-12-2010, 02:25 AM #10★USAF☆
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Sounds on the big side when it came to asking about her body..
instagram.com/dthomj
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12-12-2010, 02:26 AM #11good pointOriginally Posted by JohnnyChristian
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12-12-2010, 02:27 AM #12Banned
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Size 2 only a b cupOriginally Posted by J.Thomas
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
would have to see body to judge
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12-12-2010, 02:27 AM #13Registered User
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Next time, we eat a garage sale.
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12-12-2010, 02:27 AM #14lol not sure if srsOriginally Posted by JohnnyChristian
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12-12-2010, 02:27 AM #15weekend millionaire
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in 4 dis
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
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12-12-2010, 02:28 AM #16Banned
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lol i'm not sure either.Originally Posted by AlphaMisc
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12-12-2010, 02:28 AM #17
In before op fukks a trany
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12-12-2010, 02:29 AM #18Registered User
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fuk you op you now made me stay awake until i see a pic plz dont dissapoint
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12-12-2010, 02:29 AM #19Jimmies Rustled ☑
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have you seen that thread where the guy texts a girl for awhile, and then he proceeds to track down her FB and turns out shes a morbidly obese whale?
jus sayin..Instagram: Aesthetix5ever
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12-12-2010, 02:30 AM #20Banned
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Only if she has a big dickOriginally Posted by RekeDMC
wait wut
Lol, she hasn't responded it's been bout 10 mins... maybe too witty of a comment too soon.Originally Posted by Mondo1
Might text back some WK bs or something absurd to fish for a response and see what type of girl she is LOL
did not see thisOriginally Posted by Cpt.Insano
inb4 it is a serial killer and jakes on me.
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12-12-2010, 02:31 AM #21dunno
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in.
btw that last comment wasn't witty in the slightest, genius...fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
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12-12-2010, 02:32 AM #22Registered User
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I doubt shes a 10 heck I doubt shes even a 7 but im just curious... lol will return back after finish eating
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12-12-2010, 02:32 AM #23wow
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in for later
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12-12-2010, 02:34 AM #24Banned
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If 7 would still meetup and smash.Originally Posted by Mondo1
she respondedLast edited by JohnnyChristian; 12-12-2010 at 02:39 AM.
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12-12-2010, 02:36 AM #25Aim: 100kg squats x 8
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got nothing better to do, so in
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12-12-2010, 02:37 AM #26Curry Brah
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op lets all hope that:
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12-12-2010, 02:37 AM #27
wtf is a bbm?
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12-12-2010, 02:38 AM #28Beastmode Engaged.
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Strong text game, I'm in 4 later.
310 Pounds down to 218 Pounds.
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12-12-2010, 02:38 AM #29Banned
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She just responded
Her:"Cool i'm using my friends phone i will have a new cell in a week what is your name"
Me:"My names JohnnyChristian, what's your ********? Let me creep to verify this "10/10" status i'd like to confirm i'm speaking to someone equally as beautiful"
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12-12-2010, 02:38 AM #30Registered User
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send her a pic of your asthetics brah......she will surely respond after that
have a good night
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