Why are Germans so smart? (smartest country in history?)

[seanb1979]

when I think of Germans, I think of fisting and scat porn

could be why theyre so smart... maybe there are secret nutrients in sh*t that increase brain activity? maybe thats why after they and the japanese were allied in ww2 that they both produced mass quantities of scat pron... hmmm we may be onto something here....

[seanb1979]

I agree. Germans are the most resilient, productive, innovative, and greatest human beings ever to exist.

What countries are you speaking about though, that haven't yet recovered?

nah i think on the whole, when looking at human history, the roman empire takes the cake... sure their empire fell but what they accomplished was amazing for the times they existed in

[Camaron2er]

if they so smart, why were they behind in the silent arms race? America 1 up'ed them every time.

[seanb1979]

da vinci was conceiving of ideas over four centuries beyond his own time. leap of reasoning skills? he came up with theories of plate tectonics, concentrated solar power, and computers in the late 15th/early 16th century! he invented the world�s first completely self-propelled vehicle. he advanced the state of knowledge of human anatomy by hundreds of years. he correctly guessed that moonshine was cause by light reflecting off the earth. he invented the concept of the single fixed wing, used to this day in aircraft. and the double hull, used to this day in ships. the submarine, the tank, the machine gun, the helicopter were all invented (although possibly by others as well, independently, elsewhere) by him. he built the world�s first robot. and by some accounts he built the first calculator. he invented hundreds of small little gadgets and gismos for every trivial little interest that he took up over certain times. he designed a bridge which his employers laughed at because they thought his designs were way too complicated and overambitious, but his bridge is CURRENTLY being built right now to his exact specifications, I forget where but it would have been one of the grandest architectural feats of all time if they had believed him. he was also worked in the fields of optics, mathematics (even though he was self-taught), astronomy, biology� he was a musician, something of a philosopher and poet (he never was published but his journals had some brilliant insight contained within) and he even made some early contributions to scientific botany. oh� and he just happens to be widely considered as the greatest and most influential painter of all time. hell, it�s the internet, so i�m going to wildly speculate� if leonardo had been in newton�s shoes and had galileo�s data to work with� his mind would have been kept occupied� and he prolly would have achieved newton�s life work in a fraction of the time it took newton. i wouldn�t say that it is unreasonable to believe that he may, even so long ago and with such bad technology, been able to touch on the principles of the special theory of relativity. pointless, definitely overt speculation, but that�s my opinion. the man had unbelievable genius.

he actually took some of those ideas from heron of alexandria

[VW_R32]

northern Cali makes the best beer imo

http://www.united-nations-of-beer.co...breweries.html

oooooh, gonna have to disagree, I think Colorado > Cali, just my own personnal opinion

[seanb1979]

oooooh, gonna have to disagree, I think Colorado > Cali, just my own personnal opinion

oregon breweries are the best in the US, imo... lots of good beer out of there

[Iluveketchup178]

What has France done recently? Well they've had over 10% unemployment for the last 15 years. Incredibly racist segregated society. They crashed out of the World Cup. They look like *******s. They smoke. They combine copious amounts of alcohol with food which means they suffer just as much liver cirrhosis as the rest of the world but don't even get drunk. They won't learn English. They are responsible for Vietnam, Rwanda, most of Africa's complete poverty general 3rd world status. Their democracy is functioning at about the same level as a South American country's. They have ceased to be an important world power.

The list goes on.

[bStiffler582]

and no one's even mentioned einstein yet.

[Softworn]

Are you asking if the people from the country are smart, or are you asking if the country itself (the land) is smart?

[Discov3ry]

[pussyballer]

Also, they make the best beer in the world.

no. belgium does.

[SurreyMan]

So smart that you knocked a girl up.........hmmmm

[AetasNitor]

Germans, a group of people who historically have had nothing but extreme trouble in uniting as a people, being constructive, and defining themselves. When they finally did they lost two world wars only to be imposed upon by foreign powers while they built their respective countries for them. While I certainly wouldn't consider Germany to be an inferior country by any means, it is absolutely ridiculous to try to claim any sort of superiority. After all, its the Brits who were smart enough to build the entire modern world off of the backs of every other country while doing nothing but counting their money. If you want a historical reason to yank your chain, you won't find a better one than that.

[MrAWatts]

Darwin was English

Einstein was Jewish

Thomas Edison was American

Nikola Tesla was Serbian

Isaac Newton was English

Stephen Hawking is English

Galileo was Italian











U mad?

[optimuspeterson]

From a person that is currently living in Germany.

Europeans as a whole are smarter and have a better work ethic than Americans. My wife is French and she said that her highschool was harder/more demanding than the American college where she received both her bach/masters.

But German people as a whole are just as ignorant as most Americans when it comes to current/past history besides that learned through the news or school.

I have many more complaints about Germany...... but just as many about the US. But I still think I would rather live in the US than Europe.

[batmanman]

They also have the ugliest women.

not sure if srs...

[crosswalkryan]

They also have the ugliest women.

lmao i was thinking the same thing the other day

however potential profit?
1. impregnate butch german bish
2. put said kid into sports early
3. kid makes millions
4. profit
5. get good looking caucasian/asian broads on the side

[BK303]

Nazis/10

[optimuspeterson]

not sure if srs...

NO, they really do have the ugliest women here. I would say even as bad off as the US, maybe even worse. They are ugly/tall/manly for the most part and since the country is covered with clouds 90% of the time they are fat because they do little outdoor activites unless it is decent weather out.

The few hot pics you see are the very rare good looking females seen in Germany.

[crosswalkryan]

Darwin was English

Einstein was Jewish

Thomas Edison was American

Nikola Tesla was Serbian

Isaac Newton was English

Stephen Hawking is English

Galileo was Italian











U mad?

one of these things is not like the other...

[MrAWatts]

one of these things is not like the other...

He was a Jew and he came to America immediately at the start of WWII. And let me clarify, he was Jewish as in he was born into a Jewish family, but he was not a practicing orthodox Jew as in religion. Get what I mean?

[Dom1992]

i wouldnt say germans are soooo smart, its just some of the smartest people ever were german.

what makes germany a great country are its innovations, work ethic and huge influence on the world today.

imagine if germany was like the US, same size and population

edit: saying german women are ugly is ridiculous, i have lived in germany for 11 years and that certainly isnt the case

[CrazyCook]

[GregoryPeg]

leonardo da vinci $hits on darwin

whether thats true or not is debatable but its got nothing really to do with the thread or my post

[lebronjames]

ITT: germans thinking germans are superior

like thats something new lulz

[crosswalkryan]

He was a Jew and he came to America immediately at the start of WWII

Lmao yes i know that, but in the post it was listed the birth place of famous intellectuals, and then the religion of Einstein instead of birth place.

[MrAWatts]

Lmao yes i know that, but in the post it was listed the birth place of famous intellectuals, and then the religion of Einstein instead of birth place.

Ah well fuk it lol, he was born in Germany, but he was not like the others. They would have killed him for being of Jewish descent, which is why he fled.

[Griev]

that was back when middle eastern people were smart, but after Islam came around and the inbreeding started, all of that went to sh*t. now their main source of entertainment is having sex with goats. GJDM

LOL. back before Islam came around, fathers would bury their first born child alive in the desert if it was a girl.. and slavery ran rampart.. just saying..

[Iluveketchup178]

ITT: germans thinking germans are superior

like thats something new lulz

Very good point ROFL

[cphustla]

From a person that is currently living in Germany.

Europeans as a whole are smarter and have a better work ethic than Americans. My wife is French and she said that her highschool was harder/more demanding than the American college where she received both her bach/masters.

But German people as a whole are just as ignorant as most Americans when it comes to current/past history besides that learned through the news or school.

I have many more complaints about Germany...... but just as many about the US. But I still think I would rather live in the US than Europe.

LOLOLOL !!! This is sooo wrong.... and also it depends what region you are from. In Bavaria there are loads of hot women i dunno wtf you are smoking...and ive lived in 3 countries and in NYC and Miami and girls over there are still hot.