UPDATE! NOW WITH VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6-OxHHrr8
The unlucky male in this is Markus, he is my friend of many years.
Story goes, we go to a hotel party, we decide to leave and Markus and this girl get down to the lobby first so they sit on the couch in the lobby.
She chick lays down on Markus's lap in a funny way, I decide to take some pictures just for jokes cause im extremely immature and drunk.
I will let the pictures tell the rest of the story...
Moral of the story - little asian chicks can't hold there alcohol, and do not let them lay on your lap when they have had more than 4 shots...
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12-04-2010, 10:13 AM #1Registered User
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A nice drunk story with [Pics]
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12-04-2010, 10:15 AM #2Registered User
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Did it smell like chow mein and fish? I bet it did!
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12-04-2010, 10:15 AM #3Just the tip
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12-04-2010, 10:15 AM #4Registered User
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A. She owes him a night of whatever he says for that.
B. Does he even do weights?
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12-04-2010, 10:16 AM #5Carb Monster
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lold hard at his face in second to last pic
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12-04-2010, 10:16 AM #6Registered User
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LOL! in
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12-04-2010, 10:16 AM #7Kangaroo Brah
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Haha. Poor guy. Did he still smash?
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12-04-2010, 10:17 AM #8Registered User
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fukin awesome, his face is priceless, he is like "are you serious?"
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12-04-2010, 10:17 AM #9Dirty bulker.
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That is PRICELESS!!!!
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12-04-2010, 10:17 AM #10Braves/Titans/Hawks/GT
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This. Hilarious faceOriginally Posted by FappingBrah
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12-04-2010, 10:17 AM #11On a come up
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Somebody drinking Jager?
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12-04-2010, 10:18 AM #12Twice the G that I appear
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does he even lift?
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12-04-2010, 10:18 AM #13Chauvinist
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Where's the picture of him leaving her there?
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12-04-2010, 10:19 AM #14Registered User
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At my college, there are buses that drive you from one campus to the other, all of the dorms are on a different campus than the bars/parties so everyone has to ride the bus there and back.
I've seen this happen many times on the 4am drunk bus back from the bars. Happened to my friend one night, except girl was drinking vodka + cranberry so it looked like she period'd on his leg
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12-04-2010, 10:19 AM #15Boom, Power Stance!
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brb shaving my legs -.-
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12-04-2010, 10:19 AM #16Brolosopher
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LOL
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12-04-2010, 10:20 AM #17Just the tip
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12-04-2010, 10:20 AM #18Banned
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lmao; karma got him back instantly.
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Oh my gawd, bro. THis made me want to YARK like an ardvaark.
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OP where do you live where it's warm enough to wear shorts?
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12-04-2010, 10:22 AM #21The TowelThief
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hahahahah repppped!Originally Posted by chlaxman
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lololol
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12-04-2010, 10:24 AM #23Crazy Kraut
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Haha, poor fuker.
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as soon as she started to throw up my natural instincts would be to push her onto the ground. then i probably would have puked too
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She said she was sorry the next day, he told her she owes him a bj.Originally Posted by FinsWin
He lifts but he doesn't eat worth sh!t.
Nope, we went to mcdicks after.Originally Posted by Three6Mafia
here he is at mcdicks with no pants.
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lulz
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as posted above, that is one strong fuuuuu face lol
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12-04-2010, 10:26 AM #28Men Lie,Women Lie,#s dont
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Strong Raisins and Having second thoughts face on your friend. I approve this thread.
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