For Anyone with a "Critique My Diet" Question...

[WonderPug]

Before or after the accident?

During. And I thought we agreed that we wouldn't talk about that. It wasn't my fault. How was I to know the wall was solid???

[joelash302]

During. And I thought we agreed that we wouldn't talk about that. It wasn't my fault. How was I to know the wall was solid???

I still think you should apologize to the nun.

[WonderPug]

I'm trying to cut my bulk, but this is causing my cut to bulk. Is it possible to cut a bulk without bulking a cut?

[WonderPug]

I still think you should apologize to the nun.

If I can find my way to heaven, I'll do that first thing.

[joelash302]

I'm trying to cut my bulk, but this is causing my cut to bulk. Is it possible to cut a bulk without bulking a cut?

Math says 30.

[WonderPug]

Math says 30.

Is that in grams, calories or bytes?*




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* This is perhaps the worst attempt at nerd humor ever!

[WonderPug]

I don't like oats, but I know I must eat oats because that's what this naked guy in the locker room told me. My question is: can I buy a supplement that I can take the place of oats?

[SEANxALLxDAY]

I don't like oats, but I know I must eat oats because that's what this naked guy in the locker room told me. My question is: can I buy a supplement that I can take the place of oats?

yeah but you have to take it 8 times a day(the bottle recommendation) and can't take it after 6 pm and you have to wear a loin cloth

[WonderPug]

you have to wear a loin cloth

I already do. Doesn't everyone?

Does protein powder have calories?*




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Someone seriously posted with surprise in learning that sugar has calories or, as he put it, correlates with calories.

[joelash302]

I'm glad my 1,000th post adds no value to anything in the nutrition section. Carry on.

[bbavender]

I'm glad my 1,000th post adds no value to anything in the nutrition section. Carry on.

Not much posted here adds much value haha.

[WonderPug]

Help!!!

I wanted to eat bagel, but I ate a beagle by mistake. Will this make me fat?

[bbavender]

Help!!!

I wanted to eat bagel, but I ate a beagle by mistake. Will this make me fat?

Maybe was it older than 3 years old? And was it male or female?

[WonderPug]

Maybe was it older than 3 years old? And was it male or female?

Female, about 3 years old. Slightly fat. I used low fat cream cheese.

[JValjean724]

I think the majority of posters would greatly benefit from reading a book.


And I'm not talking Moby Dick. Even the Little Engine That Could would work wonders

[bbavender]

Female, about 3 years old. Slightly fat. I used low fat cream cheese.

You should be good, since your carb intake wasnt too high.

[WonderPug]

You should be good, since your carb intake wasnt too high.

That goodness. What should I do with the leash?

[bbavender]

That goodness. What should I do with the bagel?

Eat it, you have room

[joelash302]

That goodness. What should I do with the leash?

I vote S&M toy.

[WonderPug]

Do carbs have calories?

[TheSmack]

So, uhhh..... yeah.

[WonderPug]

I'm thinking of wearing a blue shirt so, like, k, lol, does this mean my bulking diet is good? Oh, yea, almost forgot, my gf is a blond.*



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* I wish this a parody of threads I've read here, but it's more like plagiarism.

[TheSmack]

I'm thinking of wearing a blue shirt so, like, k, lol, does this mean my bulking diet good?

Short of long sleeve?

[WonderPug]

Short of long sleeve?

I googled it but I didn't get an answer. Can someone here tell me?

[hankst]

I googled it but I didn't get an answer. Can someone here tell me?

Here is your answer, broseph:

[WonderPug]

^ Thanks, that helps.

But does the fork add calories or should I just use a spoon?

[joelash302]

^ Thanks, that helps.

But does the fork add calories or should I just use a spoon?

Careful, heavy spoon involvement can be catabolic.

[WonderPug]

Do I have to eat 643 grams of protein per day to stay anabolic? I'm having trouble getting that much protein from Gummi bears. I must eat only Gummi bears because I need to spike my insulin otherwise how can I expect to grow muscle in my toes.

[TheSmack]

Do I have to eat 643 grams of protein per day to stay anabolic? I'm having trouble getting that much protein from Gummi bears. I must eat only Gummi bears because I need to spike my insulin otherwise how can I expect to grow muscle in my toes.

I hope they're fat free gummy bears, otherwise you run the risk of getting fat along with slowing down the absorption of the protein and simple carbs essential for the anabolic state.

[WonderPug]

I'm about to order food. What should I get? Oh, I'm at a restaurant.*



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* Again, someone actually posting virtually the same thing as above.