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    Originally Posted by Betep View Post
    A guy gets sent to prison for 5 years. As soon as he's locked in his cell a huge black guy gets off of the bunkbeds and says "You have a choice, you can either be the husband or the wife." The newly jailed guy thinks to himself: well I sure as **** ain't gonna be the wife and he tells the black guy "Ill be the husband."

    Then the black guy says...


    "Okay then, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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    A Polish guy walks into a bar with a hand full of dog **** and says to the bartender "Look what I almost stepped into"
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    A chair walked into a bar. He ordered a pint. The conversation went like this
    Chair: Can I have a cold pint
    Barman: Sorry, we dont serve your kind here
    So the chair went home and trained for a year, putting on muscle mass and learned martial arts. A year later he went in with his year training. The conversation went like this

    Chair: I'll have a cold pint please
    Barman: Sorry, we dont serve your kind here
    Chair: im a chair what you gonna do
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    a mexican, a jew, and a black guy walk into a bar.

    the bartender says "get the fuk out of here"
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    A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and its destroying his family.
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    Originally Posted by Betep View Post
    A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and its destroying his family.
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    Originally Posted by Betep View Post
    A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and its destroying his family.
    A man tells a bad joke. Its in this thread, and its the op.
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    Originally Posted by radkhman View Post
    A man is walking and stumbles uopn a magic lamp. And out comes a genie. The genie says i will grant you three wishes and what ever you wish for you're wife gets double.

    Man: i wish for a new car.
    Genie: you're wife gets double

    Man: i wish for a mansion
    Genie: you're wife gets double

    For his final wish the man says: Beat me half to death.
    good lol
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    A bear and a rabbit are taking a **** in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says

    "Excuse me, do you have problems with **** sticking to your fur?"

    The rabbit says "No"





















































    So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit
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    A jewish boy asks his father for $50.

    "40 dollars?!?! What in the world do you need 30 dollars for?!"
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    Originally Posted by Proteinzz View Post
    A jewish boy asks his father for $50.

    "40 dollars?!?! What in the world do you need 30 dollars for?!"
    gotta use this one IRL
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    A black guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. A white guy sitting at the bar notices him and says "hey, did you know there is an updraft between this building and the one next to it? If you jump off it will carry you back up." the black guy is incredulous and asks the white guy to show him. They go to the roof and the white guy hops off the roof, falls for a second, and then amazingly floats back up to the roof. The black guy can't believe it so he hops off the roof, but falls to his death.
    The white guy returns to his spot in the bar. A few minutes later another black guy walks in and the white guy again tells the story about the updraft. They go to the roof, the white guy jumps and floats back up and then the black guy jumps to his death.
    The white guy returns to the bar and drinks his beer until a 3rd black guy shows up. Again the white guy tells his story and they go up to the roof. White guy jumps, floats back up, and then the black guy jumps to his death. When the white guy returns to the bar he orders a beer. As the bartender sets the mug down he says "geez Superman, you sure don't like black people".
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    Originally Posted by Betep View Post
    A guy gets sent to prison for 5 years. As soon as he's locked in his cell a huge black guy gets off of the bunkbeds and says "You have a choice, you can either be the husband or the wife." The newly jailed guy thinks to himself: well I sure as **** ain't gonna be the wife and he tells the black guy "Ill be the husband."

    Then the black guy says...


    "Okay then, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
    I thought it was play house, you can be the mama or the papa.
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    Originally Posted by thamagik View Post
    A black guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. A white guy sitting at the bar notices him and says "hey, did you know there is an updraft between this building and the one next to it? If you jump off it will carry you back up." the black guy is incredulous and asks the white guy to show him. They go to the roof and the white guy hops off the roof, falls for a second, and then amazingly floats back up to the roof. The black guy can't believe it so he hops off the roof, but falls to his death.
    The white guy returns to his spot in the bar. A few minutes later another black guy walks in and the white guy again tells the story about the updraft. They go to the roof, the white guy jumps and floats back up and then the black guy jumps to his death.
    The white guy returns to the bar and drinks his beer until a 3rd black guy shows up. Again the white guy tells his story and they go up to the roof. White guy jumps, floats back up, and then the black guy jumps to his death. When the white guy returns to the bar he orders a beer. As the bartender sets the mug down he says "geez Superman, you sure don't like black people".
    rofl
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    thread is surprisingly lulzy
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    Originally Posted by Snew View Post
    Two men are canoeing through a rain forest when they hit rapids and wash up on the river's edge. A nearby village of cannibals hears them and they are immediately taken prisoner. The two men are taken to the tribe's leader, who tells them, "First we're going to kill you, then we're going to eat you, and finally we're going to use your skins to waterproof our canoes. We're not savages, though - we'll let you choose how you die."

    The first man says, "I'm Japanese, so give me a samurai sword." They give him a sword and he carries out seppuku. The second man says, "I'm a New Yorker, so give me a fork." The cannibals are confused, but get the man a fork, and he proceeds to stab himself multiple times all over his body.

    "Why are you doing this?" asks the tribe's leader.
    "To hell with your canoes," replies the New Yorker.
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    He gets a hardon when you're fukking him up the a$$


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    Once you're done with the breasts and thighs all you got left is a greasy box to throw your bone in


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    Originally Posted by thamagik View Post
    A black guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. A white guy sitting at the bar notices him and says "hey, did you know there is an updraft between this building and the one next to it? If you jump off it will carry you back up." the black guy is incredulous and asks the white guy to show him. They go to the roof and the white guy hops off the roof, falls for a second, and then amazingly floats back up to the roof. The black guy can't believe it so he hops off the roof, but falls to his death.
    The white guy returns to his spot in the bar. A few minutes later another black guy walks in and the white guy again tells the story about the updraft. They go to the roof, the white guy jumps and floats back up and then the black guy jumps to his death.
    The white guy returns to the bar and drinks his beer until a 3rd black guy shows up. Again the white guy tells his story and they go up to the roof. White guy jumps, floats back up, and then the black guy jumps to his death. When the white guy returns to the bar he orders a beer. As the bartender sets the mug down he says "geez Superman, you sure don't like black people".
    I could see this on College Humor already.
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    A man and his wife are eating dinner in an upscale restaurant when an attractive blond woman with huge boobs comes up to the husband and gives him a big open mouthed kiss. She winks at him and walks off.

    His wife yells: Who the hell was that!

    The man replies: That's my mistress

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    i went to the doctors the other day, he said you have to stop masturbating, i said why, he said because im trying to examin you!

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    A black and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?











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