also you can switch position with her for a change and make sure your ass is specially smelly/sweaty that day. She will freak out and be extra clean the next time because she'll be afraid to smell bad.
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11-16-2010, 03:53 PM #211
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11-16-2010, 04:03 PM #212
Oh absolutely, my first time reading I was literally tearing up from laughing and my chest physically ached from some of the replies.
lol she's a nice girl, just has dat der protein ass I guess.
Tried to get pics of behind, but to no avail. It's pretty big, I guess. Pic. of her below, though.
Easier said than done! Like I said, I don't want to not get pussy for a week and embarrass the poor girl by saying that her ass smells like sewage.
6/10 Misc. standards (if that) - this is the stinker brahs. (Girl on right with yellow)
inb4 'too young' etc. she's only 19, srs.
But then she'll end up dumping me (damn these puns are too easy) saying I have the stinky ass and make a post in the Female Misc. talking about it. Feels bad man. (not srs)
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11-16-2010, 04:06 PM #213
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nice chesticles
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11-16-2010, 04:08 PM #214
19 with a stinky corn hole?
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11-16-2010, 04:10 PM #215
Have sex after showering
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11-16-2010, 04:10 PM #216
damn, she looks cute. real life 7/10 at least. pretty disgusting to think she has a swamp ass though.... op did you see my suggestions about wet wipes? lol
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11-16-2010, 04:11 PM #217
Hey man, sound advice! Post #215 and you don't think somebody's suggested it?
yeah I'd smash her.....ohwait. lol yeah it's a huge turn-off, hence why I made this thread. If only I had a scat fetish. (?)
Yeah I saw it, I've read all the replies, I usually just LoL then keep scrolling.
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11-16-2010, 04:13 PM #218
lol I was phucking this girl doggy a couple weeks ago and the smell of sh!t was emanating from her ass it was pretty fuking disgusting to be honest I quickly decided to go back to missionary but i couldn't forget that stench jesus christ.. FUK EWW
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11-16-2010, 04:13 PM #219
Judging by the excellent diagram, I'd say your gf's poophole is open about 18x wider than it should be, especially with nothing exiting or entering it. I think that might be the problem. The poo-juice must be sublimating upon contact with the cool air in the room and poo-gas is rapidly entering your nostrils.
Here you go OP.
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11-16-2010, 04:16 PM #220
She's cute op...Take my advice from my earlier post...get those body lotions that you can eat instead in your case dont eat it....use it as ass deoderant for your girl
Originally Posted by GymRat128
Never had this problem but seen stuff I wish I never seen during sexy time...They make these body lotions you put on your girl and lick off just put some on dem cheeks and dont lick it off just apply like lotion...there really strong that might work...sex shop sells them
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11-16-2010, 04:16 PM #221
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11-16-2010, 04:17 PM #222
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11-16-2010, 04:24 PM #223
Thanks.
Yeah I did draw it a bit wide, I noticed. In my defense it was a 5 minute job, sometimes I draw in MS Paint just for fun, so, I have experience.
It's not actually that big, quite small actually - just a cute little b-hole (srs) but god damn....
It really makes you reflect and realize that even little Catholic girls have their hairy and stinky little secrets. :\
So how would I go about suggesting applying lotion to her inner-ass? lol not exactly casual conversation.
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11-16-2010, 04:46 PM #224
So how would I go about suggesting applying lotion to her inner-ass? lol not exactly casual conversation.[/QUOTE]
Tell her you might want a couple minute brake and want to taste some kiwi or mango ( depending on what flav. you get ) you supposed to put it on the cawk OP thats what its meant for ..since most guys gf's dont have funky smell's. Who wouldnt want to lube up there gf's cheeks before they get clapped? Maybe she's a freak and will roll with it and want to lube up your cheeks next time..dont worry thats automatically no homo since shes a girl...your good there if that happens
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11-16-2010, 07:22 PM #225
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more pics?
Repping will be appreciated...
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11-16-2010, 07:32 PM #226
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I can't read this anymore--- laughing too much at school.
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11-16-2010, 07:35 PM #227
1. buy duct tape
2. ducts tape the vag and eat the azzhole
3. ???
4. profit
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11-16-2010, 07:37 PM #228
get on top. this way she'll be smelling your ass.
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11-16-2010, 07:42 PM #229
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OP, why u wearing Pants?
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11-16-2010, 07:44 PM #230
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11-16-2010, 07:53 PM #231
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lol this is the most awesome thread thing iv seen on here in SOOOOO long!
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11-16-2010, 07:59 PM #232
jesus christ, over 5 pages and people still asking OP why hes wearing pants.
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11-16-2010, 08:09 PM #233
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11-16-2010, 08:21 PM #234
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Lol.. I had to stop reading this thread at work today, **** was making me awkardly laff out of nowhere in front of my co-workers haha.
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11-16-2010, 08:21 PM #235
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stop brushing your teeth. when she asks why just say you know your breath will smell like sh*t before you leave anyways
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11-16-2010, 08:44 PM #236
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Tell her you want to have anal and she has to douche before hand.
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11-16-2010, 09:05 PM #237
I am sworn off doggy from now on not worth the risk even though I like the heart shape ass view stinky ass the number 1 biggest turn off
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11-16-2010, 10:33 PM #238
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bump
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11-16-2010, 10:48 PM #239
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