My girlfriend's ass stinks when we 69 (srs)

[aintevenmad]

tell her to wipe with baby wipes instead of TP, and to shave if there's hair there.

an enema is unnecessary- you cant smell her colon from her anus, and the rectal passage does not store enough poop to be able to smell it from outside.. unless you guys have anal sex so frequently that its a huge gaping hole.

[Getmotivated]

wait this isnt the first time this has happened? Her ass always stinks? strong weird no? even after the shower? da ****? lol

[dragonzord]

Why do you guys 69 on the refrigerator?

[jvinci]

get that bitch an enema and clean her ass out! tell her you heard about all it's "cleansing" properties. You might have to do it too out of good faith though to show her that you aren't just telling her to do it.

[JKS4]

Lol OP what if she's like

" baby ! Nom on my pussy some more zomgzzz ".....and she forces her ass on your face and gets crumbs of **** in your eye

lmao you sick fuk

[Joe1991]

Lol that's nasty.

[Commundebation]

tell her to wipe with baby wipes instead of TP, and to shave if there's hair there.

an enema is unnecessary- you cant smell her colon from her anus, and the rectal passage does not store enough poop to be able to smell it from outside.. unless you guys have anal sex so frequently that its a huge gaping hole.

Not really, she's Catholic. It must be left-over residue from defecation I imagine, she's quite hairy (Italian lol) so maybe it gets stuck? lmao

Why do you guys 69 on the refrigerator?

Potent observation, sir.

get that bitch an enema and clean her ass out! tell her you heard about all it's "cleansing" properties. You might have to do it too out of good faith though to show her that you aren't just telling her to do it.

lol not a bad idea, but again, I don't want to offend. :\

Lol that's nasty.

You're telling me. Try licking away a mere 2 inches below that.

[aintevenmad]

Not really, she's Catholic. It must be left-over residue from defecation I imagine, she's quite hairy (Italian lol) so maybe it gets stuck? lmao

..TELL HER TO SHAVE
if not for you, for my peace of mind srs

edit: even if theres no actual shiit, hair loves to hold on to scents..

[lefthandedstraw]

strong unibrow/10

[Junkbuilder]

Dude you gotta get her in the shower first. The get soap on your hand and rub it on her ass and vag. Hope this helps. C-ya!

[JKS4]

Not really, she's Catholic. It must be left-over residue from defecation I imagine, she's quite hairy (Italian lol) so maybe it gets stuck? lmao

what has been read...can not be unread.


wtf op?


so much nasty ass win in this thread

[weightmate]

lol'd hard at the caption describing in depth the position and location of the act

[Kmart23]

she sounds pretty skanky.

I have been with enough chicks to know that it is not a bit effort to keep it clean down there. I have never experienced that, so I guess your g/f just needs to be told kindly that she needs to take a little more care down there and if you are going to go 69, just make sure that she showers first.

[eiker_ir]

[AgentSkyhawk]

lol

[VICKI59]

[A1lthatrema1ns]

Not really, she's Catholic. It must be left-over residue from defecation I imagine, she's quite hairy (Italian lol) so maybe it gets stuck? lmao

holy shiit i think i just threw up in my mouth

[BBmisc420196]

get that bitch an enema and clean her ass out! tell her you heard about all it's "cleansing" properties. You might have to do it too out of good faith though to show her that you aren't just telling her to do it.

Fail. She will be good after that till she takes a dump. Then its back to normal. Biggest waste of money ever. She needs to douche inside. People douche inside for sex purposes. People do the enema crap like under a pseudoscience belief it does anything useful.


THIS is that you use

the results are amazing. Fuk her ass bareback after as clean as a whistle.

[showboat88]

rofl

[KIDRR]

I lol'd

[EctoMan2000]

negged for not drawing a big dick

this is the misc, *******

[ShreddPain]

negged for not drawing a big dick

this is the misc, *******

[CanUbAnKai]

an enema is unnecessary- you cant smell her colon from her anus, and the rectal passage does not store enough poop to be able to smell it from outside.. unless you guys have anal sex so frequently that its a huge gaping hole.

Not unless she has constipation causing an anal prolapse. ( and is hiding it from her bf)

[mujie]

lol OP you could get a serious infection from licking all the sh!t out her ass.

[Faboo]

[Commundebation]

Bravo, again! Though I'm not sure on the effectiveness of a fan as we are nearing the colder months and staying warm is a must.

lol OP you could get a serious infection from licking all the sh!t out her ass.

I don't lick her ass. I can just smell it when we 69 or I go down on her.


Ew, I just realized when we do missionary my balls must slap against that same spot. I AM DISGUST. Seriously contemplating dumping this bitch, (again, no pun intended).

[GBLynden]

I have had a similar problem. I have dumped some but one I decided to nicely explain how I felt about it and that something needed to be done. It has been better ever since.

[ShreddPain]

[INMATEaco]

i help








i plug the ******* = no more smell

[Canadas_elite]

Ew, I just realized when we do missionary my balls must slap against that same spot. .