thats filth. my girl always has a shower volintary before we play around. too self concious to let me go down there without a shower but im happy with that
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11-16-2010, 12:16 AM #31Huntin a bit of meat
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11-16-2010, 12:17 AM #32Community Debate
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Thanks for all the suggestions guys. The shower one is nice but she's very cleanly and showers on a daily basis, sometimes during foreplay we'll shower together - but she still stinks.
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naw that's her other arm. I didn't want some ******* to report the thread for nudity so I didn't draw my pecker.Originally Posted by Just Live
well she's wimminz and you can never really anticipate how they'll react, I don't want to embarrass her and tell her that she stinks and not get pussy for a week.Originally Posted by FueltheFire
She's a nice girl, her ass just stinks soooooo bad it's unbelievable.Originally Posted by UpComming916
Holy **** I am physically crying from laughing, that hurt my chest so badly. Repped.Originally Posted by OrangeRanger75
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11-16-2010, 12:18 AM #33Registered User
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When she's not looking, quickly apply wet wipes. Pretend it's your tongue, she won't be able to tell the difference. Then proceed to enjoy the pleasant smell and action.
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11-16-2010, 12:19 AM #34Kobe The GOATBE
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OP, your girl is trolling you. She takes a heaping dump right before you guys 69 and barely wipes because she knows you won't say anything.
Fukcing lulz @ that drawing though. This muthafukca got the headboard and all. Wooooow!"ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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11-16-2010, 12:19 AM #35Og of retards
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BBBBBBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH omg I'm rollingOriginally Posted by MareeWanna
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11-16-2010, 12:19 AM #36KAWWA POWWA
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Get the tramp to wash before sex.
Quit your jibba jabba
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11-16-2010, 12:19 AM #37Banned
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why are your pants still on?
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11-16-2010, 12:19 AM #38*Platinum Account*
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Originally Posted by Commundebation
Thanks for all the suggestions guys. The shower one is nice but she's very cleanly and showers on a daily basis, sometimes during foreplay we'll shower together - but she still stinks. srs
naw that's her other arm. I didn't want some ******* to report the thread for nudity so I didn't draw my pecker.
well she's wimminz and you can never really anticipate how they'll react, I don't want to embarrass her and tell her that she stinks and not get pussy for a week.
She's a nice girl, her ass just stinks soooooo bad it's unbelievable.
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11-16-2010, 12:20 AM #39Troll Patrol
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how can that be one of your favorite positions if youre just smelling a nasty odor the whole time...
you should just tell her...and hope she takes extra care in the future....I do not respond to negative off topic comments posted in my direction.
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11-16-2010, 12:21 AM #40Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by MareeWanna
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11-16-2010, 12:21 AM #41Stylin on You 24/7
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so bad its unbelievable.....what the hell does it smell like op?
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11-16-2010, 12:21 AM #42beautiful at any size
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Haven't given any thought to taking her out to the backyard and hosing her down op? I thought it was probably the best suggestion in the thread but hey.
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11-16-2010, 12:22 AM #43Registered User
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gross bro wtf i do not want to hear about anyone's sex with their dirty gf's
take a fkin hike and tell ur gf to ****in wash
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11-16-2010, 12:22 AM #44Community Debate
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lol that's my tongue brah. (You know, 69, oral for oral)Originally Posted by Undeadlifter
Originally Posted by Big Slim DaDDy
Thanks brah, I isolateOriginally Posted by Cpt.Insano
Like sh!t bro, I ain't even trolling you guys it's almost like she doesn't wipe. We haven't been dating long but I don't know. Her family is catholic, could this have relevance?Originally Posted by RippedRebeL
I'm kind of thinking of dumping her now, (no pun intended?) so this may be a good suggestion.Originally Posted by stormyaus
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11-16-2010, 12:22 AM #45Registered Amuser
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Why are you wearing pants?
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11-16-2010, 12:23 AM #46Og of retards
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Lol OP what if she's like
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11-16-2010, 12:23 AM #48Hypotheses Non Fingo
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Move away to breath in, bro.
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11-16-2010, 12:23 AM #49Huntin a bit of meat
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maybe get her to put some cocnut butter around her ass and smoo area to make it smell a bit better? why do 69 why not just go down on here and breathe through ur mouth?
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11-16-2010, 12:25 AM #50
Dude, she can wash her ass all she wants. Won't do ****, she needs to douche the **** out. No joke, she needs and enema, she needs some way of getting water inside her ass to flush the **** out.
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11-16-2010, 12:25 AM #51www.yardblesspro.com
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light an incense stick in her ass and lick away
here, i updated your diagram:
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11-16-2010, 12:26 AM #52Registered User
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pics of gf for lolz./
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11-16-2010, 12:27 AM #53Phins/Braves/Wolverines
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this...Originally Posted by WarHawk109
I don't have a solution...other than getting her to shower before or using some edible cream sht lol
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11-16-2010, 12:28 AM #54Community Debate
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Read the OP brahOriginally Posted by FrozenMercury
HAHHAAHHAAH holy ****.Originally Posted by Canadas_elite
lulz, it's a joke. Derp.Originally Posted by benzo425
lmfao. I move away from the a-hole to clear my sinuses. FUUUUU-Originally Posted by Errorist
LoL, genius.Originally Posted by eiker_ir
light an incense stick in her ass and lick away
here, i updated your diagram:
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11-16-2010, 12:28 AM #55Registered User
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Take out some vicks vapor rub before you go at it. She'll be like what's that for. Then you be like, well my anatomy teacher always told us to put some of this under our noses to prevent the smell of rotten ass from getting in.
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11-16-2010, 12:28 AM #56I'm not in the blue shirt
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hahaha it looks like she's baked a little cake and you have it in your mouthOriginally Posted by Commundebation
I tried to emulate the extent of how badly it stinks drawn in this diagram below, but that aside, what should I do Misc.? I mean I don't exactly want to just tell her, and it's definitely one our favorite positions. :\ Any tips on what I should do?
inb4 'badly draw'
- Like I said, I just tried to draw it as accurate as possible
inb4 'You 69 with pants on? lol strong insecurity'
- I can't exactly post nudity, so I can't draw my penis. And the rest is simple anatomy.You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
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11-16-2010, 12:30 AM #57I &lt;3 U
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Buy her this = win
You will be able to tongue fuk her anus if you so please after
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11-16-2010, 12:30 AM #58healthy eating disorder
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Originally Posted by MichelleLnne
i would cut her loose...tell her *puts on csi glasses*Originally Posted by Commundebation
lol that's my tongue brah. (You know, 69, oral for oral)
Thanks brah, I isolate
Like sh!t bro, I ain't even trolling you guys it's almost like she doesn't wipe. We haven't been dating long but I don't know. Her family is catholic, could this have relevance?
I'm kind of thinking of dumping her now, (no pun intended?) so this may be a good suggestion.
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11-16-2010, 12:31 AM #59Banned
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Originally Posted by Commundebation
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11-16-2010, 12:31 AM #60Registered User
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lol
tell her to wipe
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