Best joke i have ever heard in my life

[MrFalcon]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

[PZYZZY]

[Kulenovic]

I only regret one thing in life, and that's reading your post.

[Shugga_Free]

they haven't made a gif yet that sums up how I feel about your post

[PZYZZY]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

[Croatian_Lifter]

[MickeyRourke]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

Don't get it

[Chunkx]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

i dont get it

[gnarsurf]

Don't get it

what's not to get? he's a chair, hahahhaha

[PIZZAKILLER]

i laughed more at this

[MrFalcon]

If you dont get it then go to college, mabey you wll learn some stuff and finally understand

[Bothang]

got a better one

>A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in between his legs
>Barman says: "hey man, u know there's a steering wheel between your legs?!"
>guy says "yeh i know, its driving me nuts"


bahahahaaa

[Chunkx]

what's not to get? he's a chair, hahahhaha

[Skeptical_Hippo]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

[DiseasedScrotum]

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>So a chair walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the chair leaves without an argument
>the chair goes home and learns karate as he hates people always picking on him
>the next day the chair enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the chair says 'what you gunna do about it im a chair'

LOL

Well jakes on you, I'm a chair

[Chunkx]

If you dont get it then go to college, mabey you wll learn some stuff and finally understand

In college brah

got a better one

>A guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel in between his legs
>Barman says: "hey man, u know there's a steering wheel between your legs?!"
>guy says "yeh i know, its driving me nuts"


bahahahaaa

hahahah repped

[aceshin]

[GhostfaceJatt]

wtf, learned all that karate for nothing? the chair should have karate chopped the bartender and be like, "I'm Chuck Noriss bitch, I chuck chairs at people." BYAAAAAAAAAAH

[3VANGELIST]

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.

First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

[BLYTH]

If you dont get it then go to college, mabey you wll learn some stuff and finally understand

age:30

spelling: ****.

[diemtay]

Someone explain it to me for reps (srs)

[pittbleauxs]

I only regret one thing in life, and that's reading your post.

this

[jackflag]

Someone explain it to me for reps (srs)

here the explanation - op is a *******

[MrFalcon]

Someone explain it to me for reps (srs)

Because he said he was a chair, and people sit on chairs...chairs..sitting..karate??

[Chunkx]

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.

First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

hahah repped on recharge. OP you're a humorless ****

[Desi_guy]

i swear to god i dont get it

[Poon_Handler]

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial.

First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove the fruits up your rear with out any expression on your face or you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first guy asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second guy replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man’s turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, “**** your canoes!”

[diemtay]

Because he said he was a chair, and people sit on chairs...chairs..sitting..karate??

What does chairs/sitting have to do wih karate though?

[JohnnyChristian]

>So a mushroom walks into a bar
>the bartender says 'we don't serve YOUR kind here'
>the mushroom leaves without an argument
>the next day the mushroom enters the bar and asks for a nice cold pint
>the bartender once again says 'we don't serve your kind' in here
>So the mushroom says 'why not... i'm a real fun guy?'

[jackflag]

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him saving his skin for their canoes. Now it is the third man’s turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork. As soon as he has the fork he begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, “To hell with your canoes!”

hahahaha