Ask a guy who has a 3.5 inch full erection anything(srs)

[lizzylamb]

Thanks guys but I didnt make this thread for pity money.


Felt great man infact thats how I got off


This


Thanks brah


5.5 at the max. But where my scar tissue is it I have an indent because scar tissue doesnt stretch... ****ing hurts man

And no not trolling for the 10th time... Literally couldnt make this **** up

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

[IsmellMYfarts]

It's okay op, penis size really doesn't matter too much.

why u lying, whats the smallest dik you've had?

[IsThisRealLife]

Are there surgical options out there available?

[Porn_Wolf]

u only need like 3" to hit the g-spot

get a ugly chik and practise on her. when banging her put pillow under her hips and hit the upper side of the vagine.

also use fingers/mouth. you gota work best wit what you got mudafuka

atleast thank jesus you dont have a microdick (1 incher erect)

[GymRat128]

KEep your head up bro, there's a girl out there for every guy, so many chicks out there who have been played by guys so many times and just want a honest normal guy In a real relationship no reason why you can't be one of those guys. With confidence you will be better at sex no matter what your penor size is

[buknasty]

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

dont listen to her op. women dont know what they want


edit: someone says penis and you come running? olololololollllllll

[Aces_Inc]

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

wtf Also depressing ass thrad I don't know much about circumcision, (Don't even know if Iam) I just know that after reading this I don't want to do it to my son

[plasmicfury]

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

lol, kick him while he is down :P

[lizzylamb]

dont listen to her op. women dont know what they want


edit: someone says penis and you come running? olololololollllllll

I almost always instinctively click on vagina, penis or asian threads.

lol, kick him while he is down :P

ahahah, noooo! I'm just saying.. there's not too much you can do about it, so there's no point crying about it. I have a flat chest, but i'm not going to cry myself a river about it. Genetics man.

[The_Australian_Oak]

u only need like 3" to hit the g-spot

get a ugly chik and practise on her. when banging her put pillow under her hips and hit the upper side of the vagine.

also use fingers/mouth. you gota work best wit what you got mudafuka

atleast thank jesus you dont have a microdick (1 incher erect)

good advice

and strong username to post ratio

[Blaze704]

real sorry OP. Watch Howard Stern's "World's smallest penis competition"

Some of those guys literally you cant even see their dick but a lot of them say they have gf's. You shouldnt give up on finding a girl just because of this.

[buknasty]

I almost always instinctively click on vagina, penis or asian threads.

funny, i do the same thing.

[xspamz]

threads like this make my 7 incher feel massive =)

[pablocai]

I don't know what to say OP, good luck

[KnowledgeOfSelf]

Are there surgical options out there available?

Yes but it's too expensive and may cause more harm than good according to the one doctor I saw. May look for second opinions though

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

We live in the same country... Would you ever have pity sex with me? (yes kind of trolling)(not really)

[buknasty]

ahahah, noooo! I'm just saying.. there's not too much you can do about it, so there's no point crying about it. I have a flat chest, but i'm not going to cry myself a river about it. Genetics man.

thats a terrible comparison!!! you can get implants pretty easily, which i encourage you do to. then send me pics so i can fap. get to it


by the way, the made me think. OP, there was a pic going around of a guy with the largest penor in the world, i thought he had to get implants for that? it was like a 13 foot anaconda.

[The_Australian_Oak]

We live in the same country... Would you ever have pity sex with me? (yes kind of trolling)(not really)

oh lawd

in b4 lizzylamb has pity sex with OP

[PongLenis]

I almost always instinctively click on vagina, penis or asian threads.





ahahah, noooo! I'm just saying.. there's not too much you can do about it, so there's no point crying about it. I have a flat chest, but i'm not going to cry myself a river about it. Genetics man.

need a second opinion on that flat chest ?

[Cynic09]

I don't even....

Just work on your fingering and tongue technique. Long as you can make them wet it shouldn't matter then.

[Coal Man]

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

I don't hate on girls much on the forums but that was the dumbest thing I heard all week (srs)

[ultimaet_solder]

OP i wouldn't feel bad. for most guys, they dont want the dude they sleep with to have a huge cock for their frist anal experience. so i'm sure you could get a lot of guys who were trying to go in 'the shallow end first' so to speak, and work there way up to the bigger cock guys. i dont use much over a 3.5 inch dildo when i masturbate, so i wouldnt want to start much bigger then that. furthermore, a lot of guys find a small cock attractive when they are bagnging the guy as it seems more like a younger guy

[buknasty]

oh lawd

in b4 lizzylamb has pity sex with OP

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[BrotatoChip]

I don't hate on girls much on the forums but that was the dumbest thing I heard all week (srs)

[jmoh]

I really feel bad for you man. I used to be a religious person, but over time the daily grind gets to you like no other. I'm mentioning this because in the Old Testament there is a great deal about circumcision.

" And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you. And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed. He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant. And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant. " (Genesis 17:11-14)

Needless to say I lost faith after reading stuff like that...

I'm not going to dance around it, sex is one of the greatest feelings you can have. Our purpose is to procreate so nature has given us the incentive by making it extremely pleasurable.

Knowing that I'm the product of a huge evolutionary system that is not so different from a virus bothers me sometimes. But on the other hand think how lucky we are to be alive and have a conscience. You might be lacking down there, but think how amazing it is to just be able to breathe the air surrounding you and look up at the night sky in awe. So what the hand you been dealt with is not so great, in the grand scheme of things you been dealt a lottery ticket granting you existence. So why not make the most of it?

I personally don't know what surgeries are out there, or available, but I'm confident there are doctors that can help remove the scar tissue, and potentially give back what was taken from you. I understand this requires money, but this should be an incentive for you to do well in your profession of choice. This requires ambition, dedication and perseverance...you won't get these over night, but you will never achieve if you mope on internet forums about your situation.

I don't mean to demean you in any way, I would probably contemplate the same things if I were in your situation. I can understand it's easy for me to look at your problem and give a simple prognosis when I'm not in your shoes and haven't had to deal with such a problem for most of my life. But godamnit we all only got one shot at this thing called life...I might bang a 10/10 tomorrow, or I might never have sex again with a woman. I can't overcome what life has in store for me, but we all got to remember we only have a few short years before its goodnight permanently.

In short, get off these forums and find a healthier habit. Learn to appreciate what you are capable of, what your good at, and set your sight on something you can achieve. You already are disregarding females, time to make money my friend. Staying hopeful and optimistic are hard I know, but just know there is so much you can accomplish in this life...so much you can experience in this world that makes it worth it. Don't give up dude. I believe in you. (srs).

[plasmicfury]

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

[lizzylamb]

I don't hate on girls much on the forums but that was the dumbest thing I heard all week (srs)

Because I don't really care too much about penis size?

[maverickTT1]

Honestly, most chicks like it better if you know how to use your tongue and fingers on her.

Most of them just put up with the penor to make you happy or if they want to reproduce. Few actually care that much about your penor if you're good at the other stuff.

Agree. OP, become an oral god.

[leafs43]

I'm 3 inches limp and I think my donger is small when its playing turtle.

Fuuck OP, you're screwed.

[PenisWatcher]

OP don't worry about your penis size. Srs. I'd worry more about the fact that you're so skinny. Just sayin.

This is like saying to a girl "dont worry about ur tit size". its a blatant lie bro...


sorry to say OP, but ur penis is indeed short and miles below average (i think the average is around 7 inches or so, from my observations in the gym locker rooms).