GF told me her ex used magum XXL's

**HumptyBrah** · 11-10-2010, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by jackowalkie

I seriously hope you copypasta'd that because no one is going to read it.

I read it

**icewill36** · 11-10-2010, 12:37 AM

Originally Posted by Mondo1

lol that penis story is from a penis website who sells enlargment pills i just googled it still even tho its fake it makes you think....

story is real brah....

**martinezwallace** · 11-10-2010, 12:43 AM

Wow. If I was ever sitting with my girlfriend, and a guy stood up and put had his semi in her face, I'd be like "woah, take a step back son."

If she proceeded to unzip his pants, I would first throw him out of the room by the back of his hair and the belt of his pants - like a sack of potatoes. I would then come back and grab my gf by her hair and say "are you fuucking crazy?" and then throw her out into the hallway as well.

So it's a good thing that story didn't happen to me, because it wouldn't have been that much of a story.

**HumptyBrah** · 11-10-2010, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by icewill36

story is real brah....

Strong cuckold brah

**poolshark472** · 11-10-2010, 03:24 AM

lol

**joe--** · 11-10-2010, 03:36 AM

You say anything back at her?

My ex GF had 36DD's...

My ex GF worked for Victoria's Secret...

I was wondering why it was so much looser compared to my ex GF's...

My ex GF couldn't out eat a hippopotamus...

Any of these woulda been fine brah.

**ultimaet_solder** · 11-10-2010, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by enormousmaggot

Dude you could put your hand in there and flip a coin!

great lean physique and abs dude. love to cover them in olive oil then lick it up while i'm doing the keto diet

**Staberella** · 11-10-2010, 03:41 AM

She's trying to be a $hithead. You need to get her back man. Pinch her lower belly skin and if she gets offended just play it off like you were being cute. It'll fuk with her mind for days no matter how flat her stomach is.

**SmashAdams** · 11-10-2010, 03:42 AM

maybe he rocked them baggy ? feels bad man

**MrCompetitive** · 11-10-2010, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by Staberella

She's trying to be a $hithead. You need to get her back man. Pinch her lower belly skin and if she gets offended just play it off like you were being cute. It'll fuk with her mind for days no matter how flat her stomach is.

Anyone else jerk off to that story, besides myself?

and Staberella is dead on.. that will own her

**TheNewbie** · 11-10-2010, 03:46 AM

**poolshark472** · 11-10-2010, 03:47 AM

Originally Posted by joe--

You say anything back at her?

My ex GF had 36DD's...

My ex GF worked for Victoria's Secret...

I was wondering why it was so much looser compared to my ex GF's...

My ex GF couldn't out eat a hippopotamus...

Any of these woulda been fine brah.

no only because she didn't say it in a malicious context. the trojan extra thin i had been using had broke (2nd time it happened) and she said she wanted me to get new ones. she was going to walgreens to get plan b already so i asked her if she had ever purchased condoms before and if so, what kind. that's when she kinda looked down and said quietly "yeah my ex used to use magnum xxl's", and then i just bert stared for a few seconds.

Originally Posted by Staberella

She's trying to be a $hithead. You need to get her back man. Pinch her lower belly skin and if she gets offended just play it off like you were being cute. It'll fuk with her mind for days no matter how flat her stomach is.

im doing this. especially since she has made more than one comment lately about her gaining some weight and getting a little flabby.

mwuahahahahahahah.

**grignasty** · 11-10-2010, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by DarkByDesign

'My Ex wasnt fat'

Originally Posted by Staberella

She's trying to be a $hithead. You need to get her back man. Pinch her lower belly skin and if she gets offended just play it off like you were being cute. It'll fuk with her mind for days no matter how flat her stomach is.

these^ will really mess with her head

**entropy1** · 11-10-2010, 03:51 AM

pittb?

**Staberella** · 11-10-2010, 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by poolshark472

no only because she didn't say it in a malicious context. the trojan extra thin i had been using had broke (2nd time it happened) and she said she wanted me to get new ones. she was going to walgreens to get plan b already so i asked her if she had ever purchased condoms before and if so, what kind. that's when she kinda looked down and said quietly "yeah my ex used to use magnum xxl's", and then i just bert stared for a few seconds.

Oh, totally different story then. I thought she said it maliciously. Hey you asked her and you got an answer.

**tommyV_1988** · 11-10-2010, 03:57 AM

your GF sounds liek she said that to make you feel bad, did she say it when she was pissedd off about something?

**Metal Jerk** · 11-10-2010, 03:58 AM

dont let her make you feel insecure.

shes trying to gain control over you, because as soon as you feel inadequate and that you have to please her then she wins.

**TheNewbie** · 11-10-2010, 03:59 AM

Originally Posted by poolshark472

no only because she didn't say it in a malicious context. the trojan extra thin i had been using had broke (2nd time it happened) and she said she wanted me to get new ones. she was going to walgreens to get plan b already so i asked her if she had ever purchased condoms before and if so, what kind. that's when she kinda looked down and said quietly "yeah my ex used to use magnum xxl's", and then i just bert stared for a few seconds.

self inflicted pwnage right there.

But she's still a whore, she could have said just Magnum, there was no need to get into more details.

**Staberella** · 11-10-2010, 04:00 AM

Originally Posted by poolshark472

no only because she didn't say it in a malicious context. the trojan extra thin i had been using had broke (2nd time it happened) and she said she wanted me to get new ones. she was going to walgreens to get plan b already so i asked her if she had ever purchased condoms before and if so, what kind. that's when she kinda looked down and said quietly "yeah my ex used to use magnum xxl's", and then i just bert stared for a few seconds.

Guys, she wasn't trying to be a bitch. He asked. ^^^ Beaten.

**MrFrumble** · 11-10-2010, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by icewill36

lol dont worry OP size doesnt matter... or does it ?

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

**skint** · 11-10-2010, 04:02 AM

her ex probably came quick as fokk

have tried larger rubbers for da lols and they all the same size except the larger ones were thicker so they can be stretched moar

no condom trumps all bruz

**Beachbum1546** · 11-10-2010, 04:03 AM

I buy a lot of condoms and I have never even heard of Magnum XXL. You sure they even exist?

**winjones** · 11-10-2010, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by icewill36

lol dont worry OP size doesnt matter... or does it ?

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, David and John. David was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but John was tall, lean, muscular and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when John would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand John.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. David and John had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1AM (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), John walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked somem more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving John ****. John seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that John wasn't wearing any underwear.

But Amy started massaging my dick through my jeans and being so ****ed up, I just laid my head back and enjoyed it - I couldn't believe she was doing that right in front of John! I heard John get up to pass Amy the joint we were smoking and I heard her gasp, long and deep and she suddenly stopped stroking my dick. I opened my eyes and saw John standing righ tin front of Amy with a HUGE ****ing bulge in his pants - just inches from her face. The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop.

He just stood there and I could feel her hand tremble and hear her breathing quicken. when she slowly looked up at him, almost in awe and respect, I could feel my heart start to pound in my chest. Then she softly whispered "ohhhhhhhhhhh" as she gingerly reached up to brush her finger tips across that massive knot in his pants. When she touched it, it throbbed - **** I could see it throb thorugh his pants - Amy just gasped again and looked up at him.

"What?" John asked her and just kinda laughed. Amy did NOT laugh. Instead, she softly asked "can i see it?" John stopped laughing, looked at her very seriously and told her to take it out. Amy never even hesitated - or looked back at me for an "OK" - just just obeyed him and began to open his jeans. I coudl see her nipples rock hard under her t-shirt and I could tell she was practically panting.

She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, thick, heavy and muscular. The head was a big purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygod..ohmygod...ohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

John just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and John sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and John's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but John's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

John's dick was so ****ing big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to **** right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. John pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, John dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But **** - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They ****ed for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they ****ed. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never ****ed again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER ****ed me like she did John and the things she said about John - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

**tbonez3858** · 11-10-2010, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by Staberella

Guys, she wasn't trying to be a bitch. He asked. ^^^ Beaten.

So you women lie about everything under the sun when it benefits you but you cant lie to us just one single time for our benefit??? FUUUU you women are a head trip. If you women had a clue you would tell us how big our cawks are just to stroke our egos..We lie to you girls all the time and tell you the dress doesnt make you look fat...

**V.I.C** · 11-10-2010, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by poolshark472

no only because she didn't say it in a malicious context. the trojan extra thin i had been using had broke (2nd time it happened) and she said she wanted me to get new ones. she was going to walgreens to get plan b already so i asked her if she had ever purchased condoms before and if so, what kind. that's when she kinda looked down and said quietly "yeah my ex used to use magnum xxl's", and then i just bert stared for a few seconds.
.

She could have just said yes and left it at that. There was no need for her to drop in the xxl cr@p

That being said why the hell did you ask if she had ever bought them before? Is she 12?
I am sure she is capable of buying them and if you have a specific brand you should have just asked her to buy those.

Dude have to say you asked for that!

**Staberella** · 11-10-2010, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by tbonez3858

So you women lie about everything under the sun when it benefits you but you cant lie to us just one single time for our benefit??? FUUUU you women are a head trip.

What are you talking about? Why are men so damn sensitive? So the dude used magnum xxl. It was stated by others in this thread that have used them before, they are not that much different in fit than regular condoms.

Her ex sounds like a show off douche more than anything.

**tbonez3858** · 11-10-2010, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by Staberella

What are you talking about? Why are men so damn sensitive? So the dude used magnum xxl as it was stated by others in this thread that have used them before, they are not that much different in fit than regular condoms.

Her ex sounds like a show off douche more than anything.

LOL...We arent any more sensitive about our junk than you are your ass or stomach (srs)...

**tbonez3858** · 11-10-2010, 04:13 AM

Originally Posted by V.I.C

She could have just said yes and left it at that. There was no need for her to drop in the xxl cr@p

That being said why the hell did you ask if she had ever bought them before? Is she 12?
I am sure she is capable of buying them and if you have a specific brand you should have just asked her to buy those.

Dude have to say you asked for that!

^^^^This...She could have just said Trojans..She didnt have to say Trojan Magnum XXL. Its like asking how many partners your girlfriend has had and she answers:

DP crewed 2
ATM 4
Airtight 3

Instead of just saying 9 partners...

**V.I.C** · 11-10-2010, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by Staberella

What are you talking about? Why are men so damn sensitive? So the dude used magnum xxl. It was stated by others in this thread that have used them before, they are not that much different in fit than regular condoms.

Her ex sounds like a show off douche more than anything.

Don�t think guys are overly sensitive about their trouser snakes but I don�t think any guy wants to hear his GF imply she has been banged buy a big cawk. That is an image no one wants.

**poolshark472** · 11-10-2010, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by tbonez3858

^^^^This...She could have just said Trojans..She didnt have to say Trojan Magnum XXL. Its like asking how many partners your girlfriend has had and she answers:

DP crewed 2
ATM 4
Airtight 3

Instead of just saying 9 partners...

that's exactly how many partners my GF has had.

fuk man. now my imagination is really running.

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