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11-07-2010, 10:02 PM #1Hewn from a dream
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ITT: Ask a CSS/JavaScript developer anything
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11-07-2010, 10:03 PM #2Registered User
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If I pay you to do my simple java homework would you do it?
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11-07-2010, 10:03 PM #3Hewn from a dream
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No. I said JavaScript, not Java.Originally Posted by Un0RiGiNaL
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11-07-2010, 10:03 PM #4H U L K I N G
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How much do you make?
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11-07-2010, 10:04 PM #5Registered User
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what about my calculus homework?Originally Posted by NeinLives
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11-07-2010, 10:04 PM #6Hewn from a dream
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Meh. I won't answer this one except to say that I'm on the high end of things for a developer in the Midwestern U.S.Originally Posted by abuwat
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11-07-2010, 10:05 PM #7H U L K I N G
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Thread.setText("Sucks");
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11-07-2010, 10:06 PM #8Sick C*nt
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are you the only black programmer/developer? (no racist) srs question
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11-07-2010, 10:06 PM #9Not banned
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why don't you learn real programming languages
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11-07-2010, 10:06 PM #10Hewn from a dream
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Yes. Everyone else is east Indian or white. I've been the only black developer everywhere I've worked.Originally Posted by hardestout89
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11-07-2010, 10:07 PM #11Hewn from a dream
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JavaScript is a real programming language. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.Originally Posted by kiddink
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11-07-2010, 10:08 PM #12The misc is love.
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Are you skilled at AJAX?Originally Posted by NeinLives
Are you skilled at PHP programming?
What are your thoughts on magic_quotes?
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11-07-2010, 10:09 PM #13Banned
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How did you get started? what kind of schooling did you go through? was it worth it? how long did it take to find a job at first?
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11-07-2010, 10:09 PM #14Hewn from a dream
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AJAX, yes. PHP, no. (I know *some* PHP.)Originally Posted by FrankoColumbu
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11-07-2010, 10:09 PM #15H U L K I N G
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OK, I'll take your word for that bossOriginally Posted by NeinLives
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11-07-2010, 10:10 PM #16Registered User
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Damn javascript is like the one language that I can't make anything of lol. Hate it with a passion, but it's so damn useful.
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11-07-2010, 10:11 PM #17Hewn from a dream
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I doubled-majored in Electronic Publishing and E-Business Technology. Took six years, 'cause I first had ambitions to become a novelist before changing my mind. I interviewed nine times for my first job as a designer/developer with a major industrial firm. I worked full-time while attending university full-time. It was worth it, because I'm in the driver's seat in my life.Originally Posted by BleachedAnus
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11-07-2010, 10:13 PM #18
JS + HTML + CSS is useful for building dynamic websites but you should take on PHP brah - then you can really build some nice ****.
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11-07-2010, 10:13 PM #19Hewn from a dream
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You're ignorant. Tell Douglas Crockford, Yahoo's senior JavaScript architect, that JavaScript isn't a programming language:Originally Posted by abuwat
JavaScript: The Wrrrld's Most Misunderstood Programming Language (http://javascript.crockford.com/javascript.html)Target Weight: 170 lbs @ single-digit body fat by March 2014.
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11-07-2010, 10:16 PM #20Hewn from a dream
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I'm aware of PHP's capabilities and its place within the technology stack. There's definitely a place for dedicated JavaScript developers within the market, and that's where I'm sticking for now. I should mention that I don't intend to remain a web developer indefinitely; I'm using it as a means to transition to a different industry.Originally Posted by Groundhog2109
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11-07-2010, 10:16 PM #21H U L K I N G
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You have an attitude buddyOriginally Posted by NeinLives
You will "Selectively answer questions" ... lol
I work with real programming languages bro. The ones that are used for Enterprise work ...
Not some ****ty scripting pos that can't do **** outside of a browser.
Out of this ****ty thread.
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11-07-2010, 10:20 PM #22Hewn from a dream
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You're mistaken, sir. You didn't even bother reading the article. JavaScript is an actual programming language, but people often use it for trivial tasks like animations and slideshows. I've built sites/applications for companies in several industries (e.g., financial, industrial, health, commercial goods, etc.). My current project is an enterprise-level application owned by a large, well-known bank.Originally Posted by abuwat
Come at me, bro.
You're just sore that I didn't reveal my income. What's with all that hate? Who has the attitude, again?Target Weight: 170 lbs @ single-digit body fat by March 2014.
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11-07-2010, 10:21 PM #23H U L K I N G
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MehOriginally Posted by NeinLives
Not worth it. You don't know what you're talking about yet you have an attitude
Good luck anyway.
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11-07-2010, 10:21 PM #24Hewn from a dream
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Read the article or shut up.Originally Posted by abuwat
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11-07-2010, 10:22 PM #25H U L K I N G
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I think I'll shut upOriginally Posted by NeinLives
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11-07-2010, 10:23 PM #26Hewn from a dream
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Yeah. The truth is a stubborn thing.Originally Posted by abuwat
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11-07-2010, 10:24 PM #27The misc is love.
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Snapshot of your SVN tree with a spoon pic or your fraudin'Originally Posted by NeinLives
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11-07-2010, 10:24 PM #28Hewn from a dream
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Ever heard of a non-disclosure agreement?Originally Posted by FrankoColumbu
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11-07-2010, 10:27 PM #29gangster of satisfaction
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you're pretty ignorant, aren't you?Originally Posted by abuwat
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11-07-2010, 10:27 PM #30The misc is love.
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No one asked to see your source code, just the SVN repo you lying little bish. Enterprise-level project my ass.Originally Posted by NeinLives
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