Best Orgasm Of Your Life - Follow Steps.
Get a condom that can contain your eruption. (Not needed if mess isn't a problem and willing to slip)
Start jerking to porn, when your near that feeling of wanting to get your orgasm stand the **** UP.
Start jerking till your really close to that orgasm.
RUN, yes RUN LIKE THE ****ING WIND while jerking your dick at the same time as your in your eruption state.
RUN + Jerk at same time furiously, DO NOT STOP NO MATTER WHAT. let the best load of your life pour out as your jerking and running.
your gonna literally black the **** out while your doing this and feel like an earthquake hit.
it's best you keep a load of 4+ days so that it pours and pours out, as you run. You want an VOLCANO ERUPTION
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11-05-2010, 02:05 AM #1•̪● Mind as Weapon •̪●
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Best Orgasm Of Your Life - Follow Steps.
Last edited by lUnknown; 11-05-2010 at 02:21 AM.
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11-05-2010, 02:06 AM #2Registered User
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brb run jerking
aut viam inveniam aut faciam
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11-05-2010, 02:06 AM #3In Trance We Trust
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funniest post i've read in months. still lolling as i type this. 5 star thread
Strive for
The body of a God
The mind of a Scholar
The humility of a Monk
And the heart of a Warrior
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11-05-2010, 02:07 AM #4ლ(♛益♛ლ
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brb trying this
MISC Strength Crew.
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11-05-2010, 02:07 AM #5Registered User
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in on sure to be epic thread....
I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday...
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11-05-2010, 02:07 AM #6Registered User
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gonna go out for a quick run
and I shall jerk away
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11-05-2010, 02:07 AM #7Registered User
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not sure if trolling, will try later
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #8Registered User
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Deadliftgasm>runningasm
Psn - BigBertBill
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #9Registered User
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this ain't gonna work
We were all witnesses.
1989-2011
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #10F*ck Mike O'Hearn
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not sure if srs.
in.
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #11Feels good man
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why have I never heard of this?
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #12A Registered Mesomorph
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brb found dead nude with cawk in hand
and protein everywhere*Û©*legendary misc status*Û©*
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11-05-2010, 02:08 AM #13Registered User
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lmao
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11-05-2010, 02:09 AM #14Registered User
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Orgasm while high =
OP, I am pretty sure my legs would cramp up and I would fall dick first into the ground
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11-05-2010, 02:09 AM #15Registered User
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lol
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11-05-2010, 02:09 AM #16smash f*cking weights
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gonna try today when no one is home(srs)
chew crew: fear us
reps fo lyfe: lawlzors and brotime. thanks eh
rep back 1k+
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11-05-2010, 02:10 AM #17•̪● Mind as Weapon •̪●
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it's like plowing away in a girls vagina without stopping, it can't really compare to the feeling of the hand moving furiously, because instead your entire body is moving as well.
i first learned of swinging myself around and jerking at same time as if i was plowing a vagina for an awesome orgasm, but i then thought of the next level, start ****ing RUNNING, you can't run and **** at same time, but you can run and jerk at same time my brothers../troll
Never Neg, only Rep. :)
To speak truth, teach truth, sing of truth, paint truth, and thus invoke its purifying power.
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11-05-2010, 02:10 AM #18Bulking Strong
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How about...Originally Posted by lUnknown
NO
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11-05-2010, 02:11 AM #19Registered User
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Where are you supposed to run? My condo is small as fukk and I'm sure as hell not gonna run outside while jerking.
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11-05-2010, 02:11 AM #20Registered User
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will try on treadmill at gym
The problem is I'm focusing on the things in life that don't really matter.
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11-05-2010, 02:11 AM #21In Trance We Trust
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treadmill?Originally Posted by supern0va
Strive for
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11-05-2010, 02:11 AM #22in progress
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BOOM protein everywhere
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11-05-2010, 02:11 AM #23Banned
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Originally Posted by lUnknown
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11-05-2010, 02:13 AM #24Registered User
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i tripped... fml.. start over?
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11-05-2010, 02:14 AM #25•̪● Mind as Weapon •̪●
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You can just run as fast as you can in place. (wont be as intense)Originally Posted by supern0va
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Never Neg, only Rep. :)
To speak truth, teach truth, sing of truth, paint truth, and thus invoke its purifying power.
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11-05-2010, 02:14 AM #26Banned
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There's nowhere to run to brah, how about starjumps?
Starjerks?
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11-05-2010, 02:15 AM #27jesus thinks youre a jerk
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If I didn't have a gf or was generally just more curious, I'd start running around my room wacking off laughing hysterically.
When I saw my roommates tomorrow afternoon and they asked wtf I was doing at 5 am up in the attic, I'd say masturbating- why, what about you?How many gymrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to screw in the bulb and six to say, "Bro, you're huge, man! Ripped!"
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11-05-2010, 02:15 AM #28hamburger helpster
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Hmm. I'll put it to the test.
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11-05-2010, 02:15 AM #29A Registered Mesomorph
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inb4 hidden-cam and wshh fame
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11-05-2010, 02:16 AM #30Rep Power: 47492021
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Isn't this how Germanic hurt himself?
I rape back
If I don't rape back, I'm on recharge
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