why is it that when i wipe, poo poo keeps coming off the tp? I'll put the tp directly on my hole and poop keeps coming off no matter how many times i wipe. So i usually just wait about an hour or so and wipe again.
anyways my hole is bleeding now from wiping too much
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11-03-2010, 08:30 AM #1Banned
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wiping until bleeding?
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11-03-2010, 08:31 AM #2Registered User
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11-03-2010, 08:32 AM #3INTJ
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Yer doin it wrongOriginally Posted by slackjaw33
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11-03-2010, 08:33 AM #4Banned
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11-03-2010, 08:33 AM #5Banned
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please instruct me O WISE ONEOriginally Posted by wulpurgis
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11-03-2010, 08:36 AM #6Grindcore Brah
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disregard toilet paper acquire soap and water
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11-03-2010, 08:37 AM #7Banned
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it's coming from the inside of my hole not the outside on dem cheeksOriginally Posted by PigDestroyer89
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11-03-2010, 08:38 AM #8Banned
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you has roids, sorry op
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11-03-2010, 08:39 AM #9Banned
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lol i hope notOriginally Posted by MileyCyrusSexMe
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11-03-2010, 08:41 AM #10
tell your bf to use moar lube next time ...
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11-03-2010, 08:42 AM #11Registered User
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LOL another case of hemroids seems to have emerged on the misc. When will you chaps learn that your body was not designed to SIT down and poop. You were designed to SQUAT and poop. It has the added bonus of greatly improving your flexibility in the bottom position for squat and in the receiving positions for full cleans.
Improve your lifts, be free of all digestive issues, squat and poop.
Originally Posted by ZenBowman
Oh lawd, this is why you should either get a squat toilet installed, or do a DIY job on your toilet. I rent so I did a very simple DIY job with my own toilet since I rent, pics coming soon. Recently ordered a squat toilet converter so it looks less ghetto.
Sitting down to poop is honestly one of the dumbest things you can do for your health.
http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html
Squat till you shit. Literally. Much better for you.Originally Posted by ZenBowman
Standing is better than sitting, but seriously, you are CEOin, no reason you cannot have an actual squat toilet installed or buy a converter.
Here's my DIY setup - all I needed was a caulk gun, construction adhesive and clay bricks.
Squat on bricks, evacuate bowels, no need to worry about hemmorhoids, hernias, Crohn's or any other digestive disease.When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.
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11-03-2010, 08:46 AM #13Registered User
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I was actually wondering when someone would call me out on my setup. It is temporary, until my Nature's platform arrives.Originally Posted by aKane20
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When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.
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11-03-2010, 08:47 AM #14Banned
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zenbowman please take a pic of you squatting on those bricks
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11-03-2010, 08:49 AM #15Registered User
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Hmmm.... perhaps at some point.Originally Posted by slackjaw33
When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.
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11-03-2010, 08:49 AM #16
Not sure if srs..
Hurts to go to the bathroom every time for me, is squatting legit lol
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11-03-2010, 08:51 AM #17FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
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11-03-2010, 08:52 AM #18Banned
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zen i can just imagine someone squatting over a toilet. lol
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11-03-2010, 08:54 AM #19INTJ
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If you start to encounter trouble, simply shower. Right?
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11-03-2010, 08:54 AM #20Registered User
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No, my balance is perfect. Seriously, if I use a public toilet, I still squat. No way I'm touching my ass to the filth on that toilet seat which has been used by so many other asses.Originally Posted by Vang530
Bricks help with the balance, but are not required. I have often misced on my iPhone while squatting.
Here is an illustration:
When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.
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11-03-2010, 08:56 AM #21USAF
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zen how many times have you missed??
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11-03-2010, 08:57 AM #22
Lol løoooooool
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11-03-2010, 08:57 AM #23Banned
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your wang hangs in the toilet when you sit , squatting you'd just piss on the floor right?
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11-03-2010, 08:58 AM #24time for plan C
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defintely the roidsOriginally Posted by slackjaw33
do yourself a favor and go to the doctor, things can get worse, you might end up with an anal abscess or something.
yeah, google that and see if you like what you find
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11-03-2010, 08:58 AM #25Buy $JNUG
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I always squat when I poop, I just squat on the actual toilet seat. Downside is sometimes you piss on the seat cause u gotta hold your dick down to piss in the actual toilet.
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Man that is fukked what if you coughed or something and had diahorrea and just sprayed shiit everywhere wtf. pls go
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There you go, reps! Also agree with the latter part.Originally Posted by plasmicfury
When all that says 'it is good' has been debunked, what says 'I want' remains.
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11-03-2010, 09:02 AM #29Will rep quality
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Sometimes I wipe too much and get a little blood. It's just cut butt or raw hole. No biggy.
lol at the squatting on bricks.
Also OP, it helps a ton to shave your ass.Never OP.
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11-03-2010, 09:03 AM #30beautiful at any size
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Now you have me worried that when I go into public toilets and I think I'm all alone theres some creeper lurking in the next stall, squatting on the seat. No feet no longer means unoccupied. This is concerning.
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