"I've had a crush on you for years"
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11-02-2010, 10:56 PM #1
Text this to all the girls you know for guarenteed sex
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11-02-2010, 10:57 PM #2ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้
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who do i text it to if I don't know any girls?
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11-02-2010, 10:57 PM #3Hung like a AA battery
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text it to me and i'll fuk you.Originally Posted by Thread Bomber
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11-02-2010, 10:57 PM #4Forever Patrón
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boom roasted
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11-02-2010, 10:57 PM #5
what if i knew her for a month?
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11-02-2010, 10:58 PM #6Banned
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it works every time. Theyre so busy fingering themselves over you that they never text/talk to you for years.
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11-02-2010, 10:59 PM #7Registered User
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.... Yea, no.
Have you heard about that one guy that gave up?
Neither has anyone else.
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11-02-2010, 11:07 PM #8Come at me phaggot
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I lol'ed.....silentlyOriginally Posted by SlippyFist
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11-02-2010, 11:09 PM #9Registered User
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Originally Posted by SlippyFist
the hood works perfect with your comment lol
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11-02-2010, 11:25 PM #10"I've had a crush on you since the day I met you"Originally Posted by MuffCabbage
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11-02-2010, 11:30 PM #11Registered User
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if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
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11-02-2010, 11:31 PM #12Disciple
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Gjdm?Originally Posted by xZxChris
if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
Also proof that if a chick likes you you can basically do whatever.
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11-02-2010, 11:32 PM #13pics of said girlOriginally Posted by xZxChris
if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
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11-02-2010, 11:32 PM #14¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
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11-02-2010, 11:33 PM #15Registered User
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lol nice work manOriginally Posted by xZxChris
if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
clap dem cheeksiez
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11-02-2010, 11:34 PM #16Atheist Brah
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This. Don't make me neg you, brah.Originally Posted by showboat88
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11-02-2010, 11:34 PM #17The OG of Cartoonz
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A secret weapon of mass building for me is spreading peanut butter on whole meal bread. While seperatly these ingrediants arnt special, when combined they create a protein even stronger then steak protein.
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11-02-2010, 11:34 PM #18Registered User
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11-02-2010, 11:34 PM #19Registered User
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lmao the only proof and it worked.
only on the misc, wow
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11-02-2010, 11:35 PM #20Registered Amuser
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OP is a wise man. It's true.
Lying, works every time!
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11-02-2010, 11:35 PM #21Do you roger me?
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Will do this with at least 3 different girls and post results (subbing now for afternoon)
P.S. anyone know how to post text screens from black berry's?Thinking, Slow > Fast
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11-02-2010, 11:35 PM #22Originally Posted by xZxChris
if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
lulz gjdm
On a more serious note I was at a bar and used that line on a girl who I actually liked and her response was "I liked you for a while too until I found out you had gotten with 3 of my best friends and never talked to them again." I was pretty drunk so from that point on the conversation was pretty hazy but I didn't go home with her so I guess it failed
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11-02-2010, 11:36 PM #23Registered User
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Originally Posted by showboat88
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11-02-2010, 11:36 PM #24Registered User
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inb4 someone sends to momOriginally Posted by NoA
This is to my "ten-year story." In another decade you better be prepared for me.
iRapeBack alwayz.
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11-02-2010, 11:36 PM #25Registered User
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ya sometimes i make up **** about liking a girl. chic was starting to date someone else, i told her i "had feelings for her" and she invited me over and ****ed. barely knew her at all which is the weird thing, i woudla thought i was a beta pussy
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11-02-2010, 11:37 PM #26Fast food abs
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girls love that kind of dorky ****, as long as you don't overdo it and keep up the ****gy time. a little bit of joking-****gy time goes along way with playful flirting. but immediately go right back to alpha male so they know whatsup.
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11-02-2010, 11:38 PM #27Fast food abs
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you basically called her out on being a slut.Originally Posted by marcFE
lulz gjdm
On a more serious note I was at a bar and used that line on a girl who I actually liked and her response was "I liked you for a while too until I found out you had gotten with 3 of my best friends and never talked to them again." I was pretty drunk so from that point on the conversation was pretty hazy but I didn't go home with her so I guess it failed.
brb she's going home with you now."Thank God for pure NATURAL strength." ~ Ronnie Coleman
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11-02-2010, 11:38 PM #28Banned
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I started my last relationship with this text, It's a pretty solid opener imo. Regardless of true/false. But must be followed up by flirty text and not "ive wanted to give you the world and a dozen roses when i first seen you"Originally Posted by NoA
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11-02-2010, 11:39 PM #29Registered User
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tried to rep but im on spreadOriginally Posted by xZxChris
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11-02-2010, 11:40 PM #30Just trying to get BIG
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reppedOriginally Posted by xZxChris
if i dont get laid i will be dissapoint
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