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    I caught my dad masturbating yesterday (srs)

    Yesterday I went over to my dad's house to grab a few things: my cell phone charger, keyboard and something else, i forgot, but that's not important.

    I am walking through the garage and although my dads truck is in the garage, he is not in the family room or kitchen. I walk over to his room to see if he is in there, and he is laying back down on his bed stroking himself and making some audible noises. I immediately tuned away without making a sound as to not be caught myself.

    He did not see me, or if he did, he continued stroking himself and i left immediately...

    it was weird.
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    do people really make noises when they masturbate?
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    Did you suck his dik?
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    Originally Posted by 1AngrySamoan View Post
    do people really make noises when they masturbate?
    im silent as fuk lol
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    you sure you weren't trying to "accidentally" catch him?
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    Originally Posted by 1AngrySamoan View Post
    do people really make noises when they masturbate?
    i didn't think so until yesterday.

    my dad is unmarried too lulz it was soo weird.
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    Originally Posted by lUnknown View Post
    im silent as fuk lol
    this.

    and so what op bra? everyone jerks it
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    Could have been worse. You could have walked in on your dad with another man.
    I may be pushing 40 biologically; but not physically or mentally.
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    how big was his dik?
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    Originally Posted by dannydubs12 View Post
    how big was his dik?
    lmao
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    Originally Posted by SlippyFist View Post
    you sure you weren't trying to "accidentally" catch him?
    lulz this.
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    Originally Posted by lUnknown View Post
    im silent as fuk lol
    lol, same here.

    Originally Posted by GermanGenetics View Post
    i didn't think so until yesterday.

    my dad is unmarried too lulz it was soo weird.
    lol. everybody wanks it though. ill probably die while fapping, or at least with a raging boner. nothin too out of the ordinary i guess.
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    Originally Posted by Issobolic28 View Post
    Could have been worse. You could have walked in on your dad with another man.
    This. I'm pretty sure their'd be a double homicide, suicide in my neighborhood if i walked in on my dad with a dude.
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    Originally Posted by GermanGenetics View Post
    Yesterday I went over to my dad's house to grab a few things: my cell phone charger, keyboard and something else, i forgot, but that's not important.

    I am walking through the garage and although my dads truck is in the garage, he is not in the family room or kitchen. I walk over to his room to see if he is in there, and he is laying back down on his bed stroking himself and making some audible noises. I immediately tuned away without making a sound as to not be caught myself.

    He did not see me, or if he did, he continued stroking himself and i left immediately...

    it was weird.



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    Originally Posted by dannydubs12 View Post
    how big was his dik?
    you on dat der phaggy time
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