*Ross Erstling's LIVE Comedy Performance!

[RossErstling]

"I Love To Bust a Nut!"
By Ross Erstling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX_TWHM2h4c

FRONT ANGLE: http://www.********.com/video/video....if_t=video_tag

[antihero]

I'm gonna try and be positive for a change.

1) Good luck with your future in comedy.
2) Way to work in advertising SSE to the people of the audience.




That's really as nice as I can be about this. You spent 8 minutes yelling at some guy in the front row, picking up your shirt to show off your abs, talking about your cock, and the rest of the time trying to convince everyone of how sucessful, famous, and brilliant you are. It was almost painful to watch and I saw no amusement in it.

But, I guess it's nice to know that you speak EXACTLY HOW you TYPE!

[Robboe]

Watch. I could not.

[Valenzuelatech]

First thread I ever one starred

[Vitruvian]

"I Love To Bust a Nut!"
By Ross Erstling

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX_TWHM2h4c

Did they refund people's money?

[MBSowards]

First thread I ever one starred

1 star is too high of a rating. Can you guys develop a 0 star rating system?

[_Smitty_]

i'd rather watch a video of a canadian clubbing a baby seal.

[RatherBeLifting]

At no point did I hear or see any comedy in that video.

[~Hades~]

I'll say this, it was live.

[_J-BONE_]

There was literally not one funny moment. You kept talking about the same stuff...why were people even laughing? Hey maybe the feds would like to know about your dad's company? You might say it was part of the comedy but there was no comedy in that whole routine..

[Starkk]

[Free Weight Friedel]

What do you guys think of my standup comedy routine, it was an audition to get onto the Big 10 Network. I was accepted and now I perform on National Television on April 17th, but none of that matters until I know what the MISC thinks hahaha





Keep in mind I couldn't swear. Otherwise I have a mouth like a sailor.

So here it is everyone. I did the show last night for the Big 10 Network. It's going to be on television in the Fall. Let me know what you think

Ross, the above is Comedy.


Yours, not so much.

[_J-BONE_]

First thread I ever one starred

And we aren't talking about an Illa one star either because Illa's one star is a normal person's five...

[Synapsin]

Nice, I have a new example of narcissism to display.

[Starkk]

Sort of like a younger, not funny Andrew Dice Clay.

I'm also shocked to hear you mention that you know Mike Sorrentino. That definitely doesn't usually seem to be your main selling point.

[user98511001541]

watched about a minute, thought it was really bad, turned off

[Prototyp3]

You know that feeling, when something is painful to watch, it's almost like you're feel embarrassed for the person?

[INGENIUM]

you should have gone with the "I have a 170 IQ" joke...much funnier IMO.

[RossErstling]

you should have gone with the "I have a 170 IQ" joke...much funnier IMO.

You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of myself! HAHAHA I kept showing my abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

[~Hades~]

135 on a childrens test. Congrats.

"The Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (WISC), developed by David Wechsler, is an intelligence test for children between the ages of 6 and 16 inclusive that can be completed without reading or writing. The WISC generates an IQ score."

[RossErstling]

135 on a childrens test. Congrats.

"The Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (WISC), developed by David Wechsler, is an intelligence test for children between the ages of 6 and 16 inclusive that can be completed without reading or writing. The WISC generates an IQ score."

I took it when I was a freshman, moron.

[Yates Row T]

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[SNOstorm]

You guys simply don't GET THE JOKE! It was a complete ACT, a total caricature of himself! HAHAHA he kept showing his abs!!! That **** was RIDICULOUS!!! CRAZY!! LOL

Every comedian has his own unique style that fits his specific LOOK and PERSONALITY. This is HIS. With a little fine-tuning, he will be a HIT with everyone. The LIVE audience was very pleased, and he was invited back.

[RossErstling]

Anther CAMERA VIEW!!

http://www.********.com/video/video....if_t=video_tag

[_J-BONE_]

135 on a childrens test. Congrats.

"The Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children (WISC), developed by David Wechsler, is an intelligence test for children between the ages of 6 and 16 inclusive that can be completed without reading or writing. The WISC generates an IQ score."

I took it when I was a freshman, moron.

which means you were 16 or younger.... duuuurrrhhhh

[RossErstling]

which means you were 16 or younger.... duuuurrrhhhh

IQ Test is a predictor of intelligence that does not change. Your IQ stays the same(for the most part) throughout the duration of your life. Intelligence is not a measure of knowledge, it's a measure of cognitive function. I took the test at 15, my IQ is accurate.

[~Hades~]

I took it when I was a freshman, moron.

My daughter is in second grade and just got a 100/100 on her leaf project. I emailed David Wechsler and he said that equates to a 165 IQ. Suck it.

[MattyH7688]

my daughter is in second grade and just got a 100/100 on her leaf project. I emailed david wechsler and he said that equates to a 165 iq. Suck it.

lmfao

[Blitz n destroy]

Watched for 30 seconds. As soon as Ross started talking I turned it off.

[pwicks83]

Ross Erstling You are a skinny *** with an ugly girl. You probably have a tiny penis and hate your life ahahahh

Hey guys look how nice Russ was to me. He posted this on my FB page. He is so cool.