if OP's sister offered to suck my penis, i would accept
"There's nothing more miserable than sitting around someone who's f**king complaining all the time. It is one of the most annoying things ever. Everybody hates it. When someone just sits around and they complain about their life, and they don't do jack sh*t about it."
**Cold shower crew**
**Bulking to 200lbs crew**
**We're all gonna make it brah crew**
**Always pick 1 crew**
OP, I know life thus far has been difficult what with being nearly a midget and everything. I'm sure its hard dealing with the fact that not a single girl has even smiled your way let alone thought about spreading her legs for you, but you need to stay positive. Lift hard, take a multi, and all your midget sperm spreading goals of 2010 will come true.