Who would win?
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ARENA: Open field
Marines completely unarmed
Who wins misk?
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Silverback Gorilla + Honey BadASSger + African Lion
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Marines
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10-06-2010, 05:56 AM #1Celltech Abuser
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1 Silverback Gorilla + 1 Honey Badger + 1 African Lion vs. 100 UNARMED Marines
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10-06-2010, 05:57 AM #2Registered User
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I'd say..the first choice... Silverback is too fking alpha and would toss anyone who came at him, and the lion/badger combo would just annihilate everyones butthole
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10-06-2010, 05:58 AM #3Registered User
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The animals would destroy them.
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10-06-2010, 05:59 AM #4Celltech Abuser
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Second this. But I think you misspelled Badassger there.Originally Posted by tigerstyle96
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10-06-2010, 06:00 AM #5Registered User
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Marines. 100 males at their prime vs 3 animals? Come on
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10-06-2010, 06:01 AM #6Starting Weight: 136 lbs
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Gorilla isnt exactly small, good luck being stronger than a lion and badgers claws sharp as fuk cuzzzOriginally Posted by -frag-
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10-06-2010, 06:02 AM #7Registered User
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Gorilla is about as strong as 10 men combined, has incredibly thick skin and tough skull and has fangs, the Marines would be trying to beat it up with their fists and it would be tearing their arms of and biting their heads off.Originally Posted by -frag-
Then of course the lion is just mauling the sh*t out of the rest tearing them to shreds, and the badger is gnawing legs off.
It would be a bloodbath for the marines.
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10-06-2010, 06:03 AM #8Registered User
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Lol this.Originally Posted by Panabol
Wtf would the marines do? Pile up on the animals? they'd get chewed up and trashed around. I doubt they would even be able to hold one down..
Plus even if they did, they'd have to worry about the other 2 animals.
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10-06-2010, 06:05 AM #9Resident Rocker
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Submission moves from behind so animals cant grab them. But I side with the animals!
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10-06-2010, 06:06 AM #11hell yeah, motherfuker
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badger would wreck all 100 by himself while the silverback rode the lion off into the jungle
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made me lolOriginally Posted by pyzjn
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no weapons makes it hard
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10-06-2010, 06:14 AM #16Registered User
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I think humans could take the badger and maybe the lion. But how the hell would you kill the gorilla?? Maybe trying to choke it out, but no punch you throw at it is going to do anything.
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10-06-2010, 06:15 AM #17
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Kick his balls? lol i dunnoOriginally Posted by Mountaindude
I dont even think that would phase him either :/
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10-06-2010, 06:16 AM #19Registered User
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Gorilla will DESTROY.....(srs)
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10-06-2010, 06:17 AM #20£3.50
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This topic made me spit water all over my desk...too many lulz.
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10-06-2010, 06:17 AM #21Registered User
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the badger wouldnt be a problem. The lion? maybe on a good day 100 strong men could break enough ribs to get it wounded enough to stop attacking, but there would be many casualties.... But the silver back?
Thats like asking if 100 3 year old boys could take a marine.... its just not going to happen."There is no such thing as over training, you can only under eat." - Jay Cutler
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10-06-2010, 06:19 AM #22Unnoticed User
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The misc needs to stop transforming animals into God creatures.
The badger will die first. 1 guys stomping it in the head as it bites someone WILL kill it. (no bull****)
The lion would pose a challenge, it would probally take a good few dousen men down before they manage to Dogpile/Gourge out its eyes. With no eyes, its still dangerous but 60 guys should be able to overpower it , trampling it , stomping/biting. Wont be easy or pretty but I rate its possoble.
The main problem imo is the gorilla, it will just troll every1 while ripping of limbs and biting and ****. they wont be able to pin it, overpower it (i doubt more than 10 guys could jump it together, and That would not be enough to subdue it) or even throw it off balance.
Overall id have to give the fight to the animals
silverback + lion > 100 unarmed men.
*this is my opinion based on nature videos etc, No proof can be provided for these claims.
ED: I wonder if you could bite the nuts off the animals (not srs)
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10-06-2010, 06:19 AM #23Celltech Abuser
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stop underestimating the badger manOriginally Posted by Mountaindude
even if you threw the lion and silverback on the humans' side the badger would still most likely win.∫ іяс сязш ∫ | RIP Ingenioso :'( | RIP CJ | RIP Aziz.
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Nobody is claiming these animals to be "God creatures"Originally Posted by WayDownSouth
they are genetically superior to us in every way.
But I agree with the rest of your post.
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The gorilla by itself, the marines might as well be hitting a rock that fights back.
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You know, we could make fun of the gorilla's tiny penor and maybe he would be too ashamed and self conscious to fight after that. Win?
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The animals got this. They could form a megazord; imagine your standing in a line behind 99 other marines and you see a gorilla mounted atop a lion and the gorilla has a badger in it's hand ready to launch at the 1st marine's face. All your going to do is **** your pants and pray the animals have quenched their bloodlust by the time they reach you.
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Never meant to accuse this thread, merely stating in general that the misc has a habbit of doing this ( what i noticed from other VS threads)Nobody is claiming these animals to be "God creatures"
they are genetically superior to us in every way.
But I agree with the rest of your post.
Last edited by WayDownSouth; 10-06-2010 at 06:32 AM. Reason: fixed quotes
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