plzzz rate my GF

[buyerofmtg]

is she hot, can u rate her plz, she costs $15 a month

[BIGDUBBDEISEL]

piitb

[seven11]

see, this is the kind of attitude that will get a neg train rolling.

[IRONMANN1]

wow strong longest legs i've ever seen in my life.

[m204]

legs way too long, disproportional body

[ForumNinja]

Are you aware that me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.

im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n ****, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy ****, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n ****, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a **** eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some ****, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.


w2hen i say im built for this **** i mean it.

[muscleman420]

legs too pointy.

[iDesign]

Eyes too glowy. Those things would freak me out in the bedroom.

[KennyK]

pixels too pointy.

negged.

[Ismokerocks]

depends, what level is she

[kethnaab]

finger knuckles too pointy

feet too big

2/10

Yes, I've had better (no cyber)

[Rhino77]

If her legs weren't so long and her feet/hands so gargantuan, I'd rail that ass all night.

[buyerofmtg]

depends, what level is she

lvl 4, does that make us ****s

[justsublime]

lvl 4, does that make us ****s

lol

unfortunaletly i think so

but then again i dont know what lvl 4 mean

[willrut]

what race is she, i dont normally bang Elves

[buyerofmtg]

blood elf

i think im going to take her to a movie and dinner this saturday, but i dont want the dinner to be awkward, perhaps we wont have much to talk about