ok, this is embarassing, and happened 6 months ago when I had sex for the first time.
I was a virgin by choice up until then... eventually decided fk it b/c i was tired of not having fun in life.
Anyways, here's the story (cliffs at bottom)
This girl had been all over me for 2 months tryin to get me to crack... literally dry humping me every time she came over late at night, riding me and rubbing my dick... I started getting painful blueballs because of it... took a ****e load of will power for those 2 months.
Then my parents went out of town... she came over and we decided to get a 26 of gin. Well this chick was smart and she decided to let me drink over 3/4 of it, so I was pretty messed up and on cloud 9 by midnight.
We're watching tv and she looks at me "lets have sex"
I stare at her blankly for a few seconds, then drag her downstairs into the bedroom.
So she pulls my pants off and is jerkin me... im like feelsgoodman.jpg (no sexual experience before this) (no homo, not ugly, just chose not to until that point)
Puts condom on, and lays down naked, so I jump on top of her thining "IS THIS REAL LIFE"
So I glance down at her happy spot and Im like z0mg vag.... lets put it in... I didnt know you kinda had to open the pussy lips to get the tip inside, so I kind of just bumped my dick into her lips a few times...
I was like wtf where is the hole... and I adjusted and pushed on her ******* and she finally reached down and put it in for me LOL
Long story short my mind was blown, but in the end had whiskey dick/never used condom/nervous and we banged for 30 mins til she got sore and sucked me off.... amazing.
Eventually she explained to me that I gotta spread the lips lollll
-went to put penis in vag, bumped into vag without opening lips... wouldnt go in
-thought i missed the hole, readjusted and bumped into *******
-girl puts in for me, feelsgoodman, but whiskey dick/nerves
-girl explains how to open vaj