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    Had sex for the first time, didn't know how to open vagina

    ok, this is embarassing, and happened 6 months ago when I had sex for the first time.

    I was a virgin by choice up until then... eventually decided fk it b/c i was tired of not having fun in life.

    Anyways, here's the story (cliffs at bottom)



    This girl had been all over me for 2 months tryin to get me to crack... literally dry humping me every time she came over late at night, riding me and rubbing my dick... I started getting painful blueballs because of it... took a ****e load of will power for those 2 months.

    Then my parents went out of town... she came over and we decided to get a 26 of gin. Well this chick was smart and she decided to let me drink over 3/4 of it, so I was pretty messed up and on cloud 9 by midnight.

    We're watching tv and she looks at me "lets have sex"

    I stare at her blankly for a few seconds, then drag her downstairs into the bedroom.

    So she pulls my pants off and is jerkin me... im like feelsgoodman.jpg (no sexual experience before this) (no homo, not ugly, just chose not to until that point)

    Puts condom on, and lays down naked, so I jump on top of her thining "IS THIS REAL LIFE"

    So I glance down at her happy spot and Im like z0mg vag.... lets put it in... I didnt know you kinda had to open the pussy lips to get the tip inside, so I kind of just bumped my dick into her lips a few times...

    I was like wtf where is the hole... and I adjusted and pushed on her ******* and she finally reached down and put it in for me LOL

    Long story short my mind was blown, but in the end had whiskey dick/never used condom/nervous and we banged for 30 mins til she got sore and sucked me off.... amazing.



    Eventually she explained to me that I gotta spread the lips lollll



    Cliffs:
    -went to put penis in vag, bumped into vag without opening lips... wouldnt go in
    -thought i missed the hole, readjusted and bumped into *******
    -girl puts in for me, feelsgoodman, but whiskey dick/nerves
    -girl explains how to open vaj


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    have you never watched porn?
    wtf is this ****?

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    dude, i made a choice not to bother understanding the workings of a vag. Just slam it in the ass everytime, no complecated flaps or **** to maneuver around.
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    so your girl's got dem beef curtains then ?
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    how big where these flaps???? flying size.
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    Originally Posted by science.boi View Post
    have you never watched porn?
    wtf is this ****?

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    i honestly never thought to consider using my memory of porn as a guide... was too focussed on then and there I guess

    Originally Posted by PongLenis View Post
    so your girl's got dem beef curtains then ?
    like 1/2 inch of visible lips, its a pretty good look
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    Originally Posted by mozza18 View Post
    how big where these flaps???? flying size.
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    hahahahahahaaaa i bet her and her frends had a gud laugh at ur expense later that day u shud be embarassed for urself (srs)
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    Originally Posted by MrGreenz View Post
    dude, i made a choice not to bother understanding the workings of a vag. Just slam it in the ass everytime, no complecated flaps or **** to maneuver around.
    You sure about that brah? lol
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    Dude are you sure it was a vagina? Because those things are supposed to just stay open all day.

    ALso they discharge fluid of different colors like white, yellow and stretch.
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    hahahahahahaaaa i bet her and her frends had a gud laugh at ur expense later that day u shud be embarassed for urself (srs)
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    I never spread the lips son, just shove that **** in. If she's wet it slides in no problem. Your girl must have some serious meat drapes.

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    Originally Posted by milkman04 View Post
    I never spread the lips son, just shove that **** in. If she's wet it slides in no problem. Your girl must have some serious meat drapes.

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    the lips arent huge

    but that time we were drunk, no foreplay, dry condom
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    Originally Posted by MaximusPlatypus View Post
    the lips arent huge

    but that time we were drunk, no foreplay, dry condom
    Lol sh/t happened to me the first time too I just told her to put me in.
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    Dude, you dont need to "open" the vag, you just need to eat her out first, retard.


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    Originally Posted by AliensAreHere View Post
    Dude, you dont need to "open" the vag, you just need to eat her out first, retard.
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