ITT: The single most BETA thing you said to a girl -2013 edition-

[mcbrainlegend]

I posted this in another thread but thought we should all share our stories.

This always make me fuking cringe. From my past-


Years ago this girl I was crushing on hard wore some red dress to a party. I was so scared to talk to her that I pretty much ignored her all night. A few days later she texts me, and I'm meekly apologizing to her for not talking to her and generally boosting her ego. The worst bit though is when I texted her goodnight.

I texted: 'Goodnight little red riding hood'

She was like '?'

I tried to dance around the subject but she insisted I tell her why I called her that.

I then meekly said it was because her red dress was 'really nice'.

I think she just replied with 'Um, thanks.'

mymostbetamoment/10

I'm gonna puke.



I'm gonna ****ing puke.


This is a girl I never kissed or anything. I was so ****ing beta. And the dress wasn't even that nice. That's not me being a dick, honestly, it looked like it was made out of red paper mache or something, but I was just so desperate for the vag.

Oh and this sounds like something I might have texted when I was 16. I was 21 or 22 years old.




I'm sure some of you guys have said way more cringeworthy things. Share em!

[stefans03]

op, I've had a similar experience! It went something like this -

I texted: 'Goodnight little red riding hood'

She was like '?'

I tried to dance around the subject but she insisted I tell her why I called her that.

I then meekly said it was because her red dress was 'really nice'.

I think she just replied with 'Um, thanks.'

mymostbetamoment/10

I'm gonna puke.



I'm gonna ****ing puke.

[aaron501]

thanks for flooding my head of all the beta things i've done in my life. cheers opie

[ion3213]

i remmeber one of these threads some kid asked a girl to prom, she said no, he said "are u sure" or omething along those lines lol

[iradumass]

"why can't i cum on your face?"

[Nosferalto]

God, I want to worship you, my little princess

[kapput]

"hehe ty men"

[LiftingBrahh]

Thank god ive been been on the misc since i was 15 to aware me on how beta this kind of shiz is...

[ingeni0us]

'Can I kiss you'... this was after a disastrous date where it was awkward as chit. Walked her back to her hotel we were just standing there for about 2 minutes and I said It. She replied 'what?. I'm going now' Have never cringed so hard at myself in all my years. Thank god it has never happened again. Did feel like punching myself in the face repeatedly on my way home that night. But yea thanks OP for reminding me *******

[arian11]

Telling a girl I'm 6'2" 177 lbs...oh wait...

[naich]

got up in class for piece of paper
girl comes up too
do the left/right/left/right dance thing to go our ways
she just stops next to the paper
i ask if she want a piece as i pick one up
she says no
i walk away awkwardly

[xploxstriker]

Prepare for some ultimate cringe/betaness:

In drivers-ed Sophomore year of high school there was this one girl I liked but I never talked to who sat in front of me. So one day I wrote her a note saying "Hi" and threw it onto her desk in front of me. She ignored it. The next day when we were having lunch break I though it would be cute/funny to go up to her and her friends with a line to break the ice/show them how much of a funny and cool guy i was.

I go up to them and say, "Benjamin Franklin once said, Life's a bitch and then you die, hi my name is Alex". Needless to say none of her friends laughed and one of the girls even said, "Is that a pickup line"? That was a pretty fuarking awkward drivers ed class after that.

[EXplodingLabRat]

- Text Friendzoned-Oneitis just before I leave for college, see how she's doing.

- She gives lazy responses containing a few words

- Ask her how the scumbag guy she's seeing is (wow wt a fkin beta i am)

- She reveals he's making her miserable

- I proceed to send her a two-page text about how much of a great person she is, how she's going to find somebody else, bring up all her great points and how she's been such an amazing friend to me over the years and that I hope we can stay in touch.

- She replies "Thnx, tired, going 2 bed now, nite x"

- I'm actually quite pleased she sent me a "x"

- Haven't spoke since.

[Starred]

I once said "i love you", feelsbetaman

[b3t4]

"amy, hang in there, ok?... i will be praying for you. please stay safe"

[alphamale5010]

Freshman year in high school


Girl: can I suck your dick?

Me: no


I was a virgin pussy

[tech99]

Goodnight little red riding hood .... phucking lol. this is why i misc brah. thank you OP.

[Simbra]

girl says thank you to me for letting her borrow my notes
I say "no, thank you"
girl bertstares
I awkwardly smile

[Workout4ever]

said hi to a girl even after she rejected me

realized what i had just did

wanted to go hide under a rock right afterwards

[BrainChild]

was seeing a girl for like 5 months and she cut me off and i told her the last 5 months were the best of my life.

[stealpulse]

"I do"

[Trollbait]

Went on a date with a chick across the road from my work. This happened because my work colleague ran across the road and gave her my number (already beta as fuark). Went to a nice bar and I couldn't keep up conversation, She turned out to be a man eater. I proceed to get drunk and talk stupid chit, awkward silence. As it's silent I say "have you seen that movie titanic?" She looks at me oddly and mutters no. To which I say "oh that's a shame it's a real ice breaker.".....



Awkward silence. She stares into my soul then mutters "are you serious?" She left shortly after.



Fuark cringe just thinking about that night. Didn't speak to get again after that.

[MainSane]

i remmeber one of these threads some kid asked a girl to prom, she said no, he said "are u sure" or omething along those lines lol

"Aw thats gay"

[jroinx]

Prepare for some ultimate cringe/betaness:

In drivers-ed Sophomore year of high school there was this one girl I liked but I never talked to who sat in front of me. So one day I wrote her a note saying "Hi" and threw it onto her desk in front of me. She ignored it. The next day when we were having lunch break I though it would be cute/funny to go up to her and her friends with a line to break the ice/show them how much of a funny and cool guy i was.

I go up to them and say, "Benjamin Franklin once said, Life's a bitch and then you die, hi my name is Alex". Needless to say none of her friends laughed and one of the girls even said, "Is that a pickup line"? That was a pretty fuarking awkward drivers ed class after that.

Holy fuk that is so lame LOLLLL

[jroinx]

Went on a date with a chick across the road from my work. This happened because my work colleague ran across the road and gave her my number (already beta as fuark). Went to a nice bar and I couldn't keep up conversation, She turned out to be a man eater. I proceed to get drunk and talk stupid chit, awkward silence. As it's silent I say "have you seen that movie titanic?" She looks at me oddly and mutters no. To which I say "oh that's a shame it's a real ice breaker.".....



Awkward silence. She stares into my soul then mutters "are you serious?" She left shortly after.



Fuark cringe just thinking about that night. Didn't speak to get again after that.

That's not even beta lol. girl sounds like a kunt

[WaittWhatt]

"i have a present for you"

this led me to getting laid the same night doe

[briiii]

Goodnight little red riding hood

[ShreddedRocks]

Went on a date with a chick across the road from my work. This happened because my work colleague ran across the road and gave her my number (already beta as fuark). Went to a nice bar and I couldn't keep up conversation, She turned out to be a man eater. I proceed to get drunk and talk stupid chit, awkward silence. As it's silent I say "have you seen that movie titanic?" She looks at me oddly and mutters no. To which I say "oh that's a shame it's a real ice breaker.".....



Awkward silence. She stares into my soul then mutters "are you serious?" She left shortly after.



Fuark cringe just thinking about that night. Didn't speak to get again after that.

WOT s

[Scruffy77]

Strong flashbacks of me white knighting... probably the reason i got into lifting is because i wanted to move out Friendzoneville. All these girls look chitty now though so I aint even mad.

[cowmooolester93]

probably something from when I was 14-17. "i want to be with you for the rest of my life baby you're the one for me no one else" and then when i would talk to other chicks and she'd leave i'd go "baby please no i love you not them they're whores you're my princess and im your knight in shining armor"

That's all I got though. Other than typical bf/gf chit.