Wow, that is the best line yet!Originally Posted by corozco
Bravo!!!!
I would read one more of OPs posts to eat head cheese from between her toes after walking through dog crap on a hot steamy day somewhere in a really high criminal area where there was imminent danger lurking at any given moment because there were no police officers to protect us because they were all laid off because of the economy.
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09-19-2011, 10:26 AM #181Elite Member Club
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09-19-2011, 10:29 AM #182Registered User
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I would let Randy Macho-Man Savage take a cheese grater to my balls if I could have my hair parted by the wind of one of her farts.
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09-19-2011, 10:31 AM #183Banned
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09-19-2011, 10:36 AM #184Registered User
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funny ****Originally Posted by Wtf?
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09-27-2011, 08:25 PM #185Hai,WutsGoinOnInHere
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****ing bumppppppppppp
I rep back 300+ (type "rep back 300+" and ill get u back ;))
"Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder. But nobody wants to lift all this heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
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10-02-2011, 04:41 PM #186♠ Classy Brah ♠
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This thread is gold! MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-02-2011, 04:47 PM #187Squatting in the piperack
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"I would drag my balls over OP's face"
"I can be your gardener, you can be my hoe!!"
"Self confidence is like orgasms. Everyone wants it and a lot fake it. "
"Sometimes life's not fair, and you have to start a little farther behind the starting line."
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11-11-2011, 09:40 PM #188[300 Spartan Crew]
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Moar
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11-18-2011, 01:45 PM #189But it was only fantasy
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****ing MOOOAAAARR!!
War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.
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12-16-2011, 10:49 PM #190Registered User
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I would drag my balls through a pile of hot coals and be flipped upside down and waterboarded to lick the chair she farted on in junior high
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12-16-2011, 10:51 PM #191Shiitin on 5.0's
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I lol so hard every time I read the skype over dial up connection lines.
R.I.P. mainsqueeze530 (1991-2013) you won't be forgotten bro
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12-18-2011, 11:41 AM #192Registered User
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omgOriginally Posted by zillakilla
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12-26-2011, 07:14 AM #193Semi-aesthetic Diabetic
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UsedOriginally Posted by mikeyBarracuda
Bumping dis shietأشهد أن لا إله إلاَّ الله و أشهد أن محمد رسول الله
☾osmic ☾rew
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01-10-2012, 01:21 PM #194Banned
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added some random chick on my troll acc and posted it on her profile chick. awaiting results still. its been 2 weeks and she hasn't even deleted me yet.
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01-10-2012, 01:37 PM #195Registered User
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fuaaark funny
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04-10-2012, 03:40 PM #1965'10" 180
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Bumping with the best one yet:
Would plow harder than a slave in a 1850's plantation.Never Getting Married, Crew.
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05-12-2012, 03:57 AM #197すごい～* pepe your angus
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i would fap to her pics
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06-23-2012, 03:55 PM #198Servitutem Religionis
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bumpOriginally Posted by MEGAMANLET
Disregard Everything, Acquire Aesthetics Crew
Libertarian Crew
PSN - Sin_on_Sunday
I have learned that if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-Henry David Thoreau
Seattle Sports Crew
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08-14-2012, 11:35 AM #199Registered User
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Originally Posted by ZabCuz
I would drive a bulldozer through 5 orphanages just so i could snort her fathers pubes through a crackpipe on my son's graduation
some more food for thought
holy fuarrrkk i actually know this girl (very srs). i was friends with her at one point in high school and went on vacation with her once
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08-25-2012, 01:40 PM #200Registered User
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bamp
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08-25-2012, 01:55 PM #201Registered Nice Guy
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I would drag my nuts through the Sahara desert using goat jizz as sunscreen and wearing a Justin beiber cut off t-shirt just to make out with a 103 year old Afghan woman with the same beginning letter of her last name.
Drunk at 3am on a Thursday crew.
Say something nice in my CP get something nice back ;)
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03-11-2013, 10:23 AM #202Registered User
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I would pour bleach up my bum then glue it shut, while dragging myself through 50 miles of barbwire, with headphones on that only play Justin Bieber and One Direction, just to eat her best friends cousins pet cats, used cat litter in a bowl with milk and sugar.
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