gimme a really CLEVER or mind blowing quote (srs)

[meatbeater]

something to put as my ******** status

[perflexion]

aut viam inveniam aut faciam

[milkshakeballa]

something to put as my ******** status

[SlippyFist]

if you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss, why are you wearing a seatbelt?

[Levronewannabe]

"i ate my semen for respect on a bodybuilding website"

[GAK9]

hhhuuuuurrr ******** hurrrrr

[OswaldCobblepot]

"i come buckets"

[urethra]

"I Am A Mother****er"

[Tsudo]

Live. Laugh. Love.

[Awhat]

"obsessed is the word the lazy use to describe the dedicated"

"Failure is not when you get knocked down. Failure is when you dont get back up.

"heroism is the act of holding on one minute longer

"When you were born. everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, youre smiling and everyone around you is crying"

[im12watisthis]

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."







minds will be shattered.

[slippa]

if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple though wit it
and a pebble hadnt dropped through itd stop straw inside the apple
ebcause gravity cant apple

[Teh_Nigerian]

" We all pay for sex one way or another, hookers are just honest about the price."

[meatbeater]

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."







minds will be shattered.

dont understand

[Tsudo]

if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple though wit it
and a pebble hadnt dropped through itd stop straw inside the apple
ebcause gravity cant apple

wtf did you just say, cuz?

edit: Lol I'm now aware. wow.

[Popsicles]

The first time I took a shower in prison I felt like I was running through a cornfield, backwards, and naked.

[repsDTGdaily]

if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple though wit it
and a pebble hadnt dropped through itd stop straw inside the apple
ebcause gravity cant apple

this made me lol

[onikoi]

An ended relationship is like a broken mirror, it's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

































































(no whiteknight)

[nakedsnake]

if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple though wit it
and a pebble hadnt dropped through itd stop straw inside the apple
ebcause gravity cant apple

my new status message, repped

[Ratfish]

With reasonable men I will reason
With humane men I will plead
But to tyrants I will give no quarter.

I think it was Garrison who said it.

[~MKD~]

"There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, but I'm not sure about the Universe."

- Albert Einstein.

[Abzbrah]

"this statement is false"


Q: Is this statement true?



mind=blown

[im12watisthis]

dont understand

best time to change your ways was a long time ago. the next best time, is now.

[TrollDattHoe]

there are 2 things that make smart men dumb: women and sports.

[impossible15not]

'Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. '


if u think of it...it is true.....can change your life no matter where u are

[CleverNickName]

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

[INGENIOSO]

"Suck my dik" - Ron Jeremy

[iveeno]

"I feel bad for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning thats the best they are going to feel all day"

[KingAxel707]

"I hear the train a comin, its rollin round the bend. And i aint seen the sunshine since, i dont know when" - Hellen Keller

[AlphaMisc]

"obsessed is the word the lazy use to describe the dedicated"

"Failure is not when you get knocked down. Failure is when you dont get back up.

"heroism is the act of holding on one minute longer

"When you were born. everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, youre smiling and everyone around you is crying"

I like the bolded one. Never head that one before.