Things you do to annoy people in real life

[Skeptical_Hippo]

Could be lulz

Moan in the bathroom

Turn the lights off in a public bathroom when someone is dropping dat dere pewp



Gotta think of more

[Broshido]

repped for 5 star thread

[Popsicles]

Whenever I come across my friends or brothers stash of condoms I take a tac and poke holes in all of them.

[WhiskeyBent3]

driving down the wrong side of the highway always seems to annoy people i love doing it

[Chill27]

leaving the door cracked when people ask me to close them

[grizzlyWG]

when people get in the other lane to try and get ahead of me to get to the turn faster i stay right with them and make them miss there turn. i did this every day because it happened every day. the first one was getting off the highway for work, theres two lanes turning left. most people get in the left lane because there going to the mall, but some get in the right to get ahead of a couple cars. so i stick right next to them and dont let them over. its a 45mph zone and ill drop down to 15 if thats what they do to try and get over.

[LAWLER89]

driving down the wrong side of the highway always seems to annoy people i love doing it

LOLZ!
-Starting arguments about religion, fat people, or the war and watching the **** hit the fan
-Cutting people off in compact cars with the Jeep
-Standing in people's way
-Talking about wildly inappropriate things in public

[MileyCyrusSexMe]

I take shiits in public restrooms and don't flush or wipe

[squirrell751]

Could be lulz

Moan in the bathroom

Turn the lights off in a public bathroom when someone is dropping dat dere pewp



Gotta think of more

i like the turning the lights off one

[Z-Captain]

Gah I love trolling people for no reason

in for ideas

[JTouhey]

The commuter rail has a pickup location on my daily commute to school. So I time when I leave so that I get past the turn off about 1-2 minutes before it leaves the stop. That way I can go troll ppl in real life by going exactly the speed limit. Almost every morning a line of like 10-15 cars form behind me and people rage because I make them miss the train. If they ride my ass I go even slower. The train comes every hour lol.

[Daryleek]

Im a really agressive driver, and I'm sure it pisses people off.

I fart at the gym, and bathroom a lot. I just dont care cuzz.

I don't do it purposely though.

[derek_jeter]

I will hear every single word you just said and STILL respond with "huh?" or "what was that?"

[SSbrah]

tap pen/foot

[MrStrange]

act pro life around pro choice and vice versa
act homophobic around homos
act racist around (insert race)

[Skeptical_Hippo]

Lmfao at responses

Sometimes when my friends are telling me a long story and they finish awaiting my response, I'll just look around and pretend as if that person was never talking in the first place, while being completely expressionless. It's super lulz when I look at them and they're just bert staring me calling me an a$$hole

[LAWLER89]

Lmfao at responses

Sometimes when my friends are telling me a long story and they finish awaiting my response, I'll just look around and pretend as if that person was never talking in the first place, while being completely expressionless. It's super lulz when I look at them and they're just bert staring me calling me an a$$hole

I like to do the same thing, more or less. Then add, "Cool story, bro."

[NOfinest]

Phone rings.................wont answer...............but I text them and say ¨what up u called? Like 1 minute later

[WhiskeyBent3]

when someone is telling a joke they are super excited about telling everyone i like to interrupt by asking totally non-relevant questions like, What kind of car were the driving? how old was the person? etc...makes people rage and stop telling the joke every time

[Z-Captain]

Pro-Tip:

Holding down all 4 corner buttons on a card swipe machine reboots it, takes forever

[WhiskeyBent3]

Phone rings.................wont answer...............but I text them and say ¨what up u called? Like 1 minute later

fuuuuuuuuuuu i hate it when my friends do that!

[DrinkinSizeOn]

[John$Galt]

Sometimes I'll poop in my pants on purpose, let it slide down to my ankles, then do a karate kick in the air and basically kick the poop onto strangers. lol makes me lol every time - it always takes them like 3 seconds to realize the substance on their face is my poop.

[grizzlyWG]

i use to hide one thing in my buddys house, he has ocd with his stuff so i would just hide one thing when i left. i would then get a text in a couple minutes asking what i moved

i stopped paying my credit card company but they use to call like 15 times a day, so i finally got tired of it and said i would pay. I would tell them im going to grab my check book and put them on hold and mute them. I would then put the phone down and see how long they wait. they can only wait 15 minutes without you saying something so when they would say something i would unmute it and say im still looking for it. the longest ive had a person wait was 37 minutes.

when theres construction on the highway and people get off of one exit and go to the next to try and pass some cars i never let them on, i would do this during work and i had a truck and trailor so they would have to wait awhile. sometimes they would try to squeeze by me but i would just keep going, coming inches away from their cars. one guy started honking and flipping me off. i loled

[JTouhey]

I work at a bank and while I'm working I pick up balance receipts for people too lazy to take them. Of those, I take the really high balance account receipts to bars with me and write my number on them. Bishes always call back to set up a date and I oblige. With that said, there are two ways this can go. If they are 8/10 or higher I play the role pretty well just for the cheek clapping I usually get to do later on.

If they are not good looking I pick them up in my little brothers 1994 ford taurus wagon and take them to a expensive restaurant in the north end of boston. At the end, they go for the wallet grab with no intent to pay.

I go dutch every time. They rage. They never call back.

[chingchong34]

I work at a bank and while I'm working I pick up balance receipts for people too lazy to take them. Of those, I take the really high balance account receipts to bars with me and write my number on them. Bishes always call back to set up a date and I oblige. With that said, there are two ways this can go. If they are 8/10 or higher I play the role pretty well just for the cheek clapping I usually get to do later on.

If they are not good looking I pick them up in my little brothers 1994 ford taurus wagon and take them to a expensive restaurant in the north end of boston. At the end, they go for the wallet grab with no intent to pay.

I go dutch every time. They rage. They never call back.

nice. Boston rocks son! what clubs you try to do this at?

[swolejack5]

I just say stuff in real life like you see here

I'll say stuff such as,

lulz u mad bro
y u mad tho?
wow strong (insert whatever)


This ricer had a ****ty exhaust so when he was next to me I just yelled in a troll voice, WOW STRONG EXHAUST PHAGGOT

[JTouhey]

nice. Boston rocks son! what clubs you try to do this at?

Depends. If I'm looking for a general college lay you go to landsdown sports pubs during sox games or on thurs or fridays. Otherwise I have been known to troll Faneul Hall, the commons, and that set of bars that have the purple shamrock etc.

[Skeptical_Hippo]

aw sh*t MOAR

gonna try to not let people change lanes next time im driving

[Skeptical_Hippo]

moree and moreee and moreeee