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08-13-2013, 12:47 AM #301sight beyond sight
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Spoiler alert: no one likes you.
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08-13-2013, 12:55 AM #302Registered User
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Though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no evil, for I am the badest mother****er in the valley. I'm coming for u, satan.
++ Positive Crew ++
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08-13-2013, 12:57 AM #303Registered User
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lost it lolOriginally Posted by AuBrah
Eastern Europe Crew
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Motorbike/Car/DIY/F1/Conservative Family/Manly Values Crew
Med Student Crew
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08-13-2013, 12:58 AM #304BRAHcissus
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I'm Batman
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08-13-2013, 01:04 AM #305
Honestly,
"Please no, can I have another chance, I'm sorry."
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08-13-2013, 01:15 AM #306Registered User
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- Age: 34
- Posts: 316
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"mount olympus here i come"....
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08-13-2013, 01:17 AM #307Registered User
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- Posts: 1,929
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i'd yell 'PHUCK THIS GHEY EARTH!!!@!@'
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08-13-2013, 01:20 AM #308Fuq bishes get munny
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- Posts: 1,681
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-so i have to get executed
-awkward as ****
-start chitting pants
-not so awkward
-zyzz is my inspiration
-executor walks up to me
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-get confident
-he lines his axe up to my head
-i get pumped as fuk
-start shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-executioner says I can start anytime
-I start screaming "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-look around the room, guards are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
-guards start laughing
-I pass out
-hit head on the executioners kneecap
-minor concussion
-executioner thinks Im on drugs
-guards call my zeezprah
-nickname eventually turns into zebra
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since i was executed
srs*Misc Muay Thai crew*
Johnny Cash = GOAT Crew
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08-13-2013, 01:23 AM #309Sponser Me World Vision
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My fortune is yours for the taking... but you'll have to find it first
I left everything I own in One Piece!We don't have to dream that we're important.
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08-13-2013, 01:26 AM #310Somebody's oneitis
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I forgive you and may God have mercy on your soul.
Srs.Keeping it within.
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08-13-2013, 01:27 AM #311Bodybuilder/Married/Vegan
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- Location: Australia
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there is no god
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08-13-2013, 01:36 AM #312Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Thanks Obama
I love eggs.
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08-13-2013, 01:38 AM #313Wow Strong Arms
- Join Date: Mar 2013
- Location: Florida, United States
- Age: 34
- Posts: 6,522
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Look into my killers eyes and say "My face will haunt you forever."
Hopefully that will mindfuk him for the rest of his life.“Uh, Later Dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.”
-Local business owner and cat enthusiast
Always pick 2 crew
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08-13-2013, 01:43 AM #314Registered User
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- Location: British Columbia, Canada
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Love you mom, or start screaming some satanic chit and scare the phuck outta the executioner
▲▼▲5'9" Master Race Crew▲▼▲
♔ Misc Boxing crew♔
*Doesn't know how Fritz ColCol has 30k followers on insta while being 145 lbs crew*
**Mod negged by TheDukeUSMC on 15/03/2014**
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08-13-2013, 01:45 AM #315Registered User
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- Location: San Diego, California, United States
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yolo..
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08-13-2013, 01:49 AM #316Registered User
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- Location: United States
- Age: 44
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**** y'all's couch!!!!
*Muay Thai*
*Brazilian Jiu Jitsu*
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08-13-2013, 08:30 PM #317Vibram Glove Guy
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- Location: Canada
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Interesting re emergence of the thread, I was so young when I made this.
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08-13-2013, 08:35 PM #318Registered User
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- Location: Lakeside, California, United States
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I WILL haunt you!
Kcco
NGN Glyco Energy log
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156771963
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08-13-2013, 08:37 PM #319The Philosopher
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- Location: Los Angeles, California, United States
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Cry and snap my neck before they kill ne
Retired From The Misc
*07-22-2014 08:17 AM*
"I have a dream that posters will one day post on a misc where they will not be judged by the color of their bars but by the content of their posts."
- Martin Luther King
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08-13-2013, 09:02 PM #320Dan the Man
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I'm gonna phuck your dead mother in the afterlife bytchass *****
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08-13-2013, 09:02 PM #321Registered User
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- Location: United States
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Tread lightly
Chest wounds suck (when properly inflicted).
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08-13-2013, 11:54 PM #322Registered User
- Join Date: Jul 2013
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Executioner: Any last words?
I am not a man. But neither am I a boy.
Executioner: Funny.
Yes... Funny...
Back when I was a little girl in France, we used to pick pretty daisies. The boys from the village would whisper my name..."Balgruuf!" "Oh, Balgruuf!" "Why don't you show us that fine pu$$y?"
Proceed.
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08-13-2013, 11:58 PM #323Registered User
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- Location: Germany
- Age: 32
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get on my level ho
Selling personalized meal plans and workout plans, just PM.
***Disgregard bitches, aquire aesthetics crew***
***Lift your shirt every time you walk by a mirror to check your abs crew***
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08-13-2013, 11:59 PM #324
take me to your fuk wagon bebe
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08-14-2013, 12:02 AM #325You want to lick me?
- Join Date: May 2013
- Location: Texas, United States
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Is it in yet?
Spurs | Cowboys | Rangers
~~LIVE~~
~~LOVE~~
~~ ENJOY THE MENT~~
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08-14-2013, 12:03 AM #326say hello to future mr.O
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I jizzed in my pants
"Pain is Weakness Leaving the Body"
misc zombie survival squad, Bravo squad leader.
"First recipient of the Bigbeezy seal of approval"
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08-14-2013, 12:03 AM #327Methodological Naturalism
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San Antonio Spurs lost the 2014 NBA championships for a reason. Proactive99 was a fan.Originally Posted by Proactive99
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08-14-2013, 12:05 AM #328You want to lick me?
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You're a wizard, HarryOriginally Posted by tk217
Spurs | Cowboys | Rangers
~~LIVE~~
~~LOVE~~
~~ ENJOY THE MENT~~
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08-14-2013, 01:11 AM #329Registered User
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I don't know about that but I do know that if I was the executioner and the guy whose head I was about to separate from his body decided to play badass and insult me, I might just 'accidentally miss' my first swing and take off his arm first. Oops. Not so badass anymore crying in agony.Originally Posted by picartman
As for last words, "Flame on!".
My clothes would be consumed by the pyro kinetic blaze now engulfing my body. The heat would cause anyone nearby to stagger backwards. Then I'd burn all those khunts to ash before flying away.***Canadian Crew***
***WetBreasts Is Gonna Make It Crew***
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08-14-2013, 01:13 AM #330elephant lol
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmm
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