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Most embarrassing day
I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my fail
- went to halloween store to pick up Ouija board
- grab the board proceed to the check-out
- cute girl is behind the counter
- my palms start to sweat and I get nervous
- cute girl tells me it's $30.00
- I reach into my pocket for my money
- spaghetti falls out
- everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor
- I try to clean it with my jacket but it doesn't work
- I run out of store
no pics of girl because I ran away
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once again, why did you have spaghetti in your pocket?
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wait..........
a oujia board is 30 bucks....the travesty!!
wut........
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something's missing......
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did you atleast offer some spaghetti to the girl and other customers?
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What's embarrassing is that you didn't get her number.
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cool story bro, i especially liked the part where i found out where random spagetti came from.
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Originally Posted by gloryuh
once again, why did you have spaghetti in your pocket?
gotta eat after you lift
Originally Posted by trafkone
wait..........
a oujia board is 30 bucks....the travesty!!
i know. i thought it was steep too
Originally Posted by Trevy-trev
something's missing......
no pics sorry 
Originally Posted by gersfan
did you atleast offer some spaghetti to the girl and other customers?
didnt think too. maybe i should have instead of trying to clean it up
Originally Posted by Liquid Rage
What's embarrassing is that you didn't get her number.
it was fail all around brah
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was this raw or cooked spaghetti?
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Don't lie OP, it fell out of your vagina, you hipster trash.
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hey buddy,
dont worry about it sometimes spaghetti falls out of my pocket too!
and if i were you, i wouldnt mess with ouija boards
you dont want ghosts attacking you!
Good luck!
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Originally Posted by gersfan
was this raw or cooked spaghetti?
cooked. i was going to the gym after running some errands and brought it along for a post workout meal
Originally Posted by noseminer
Don't lie OP, it fell out of your vagina, you hipster trash.
strong hate brah
Originally Posted by downwithopp
hey buddy,
dont worry about it sometimes spaghetti falls out of my pocket too!
and if i were you, i wouldnt mess with ouija boards
you dont want ghosts attacking you!
Good luck!
thx for the encouragement. it means alot after losing a meal and my dignity
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What i coincidence because I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my fail
- went to halloween store to pick up Ouija board
- grab the board proceed to the check-out
- cute girl is behind the counter
- my palms start to sweat and I get nervous
- cute girl tells me it's $30.00
- I reach into my pocket for my money
- spaghetti falls out
- everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor
- I try to clean it with my jacket but it doesn't work
- I run out of store
no pics of girl because I ran away
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Originally Posted by noseminer
Don't lie OP, it fell out of your vagina, you hipster trash.
Lulz, aware.
At OP:
If spaghetti fell out of my pocket, I would have considered myself alpha.
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Originally Posted by noseminer
Don't lie OP, it fell out of your vagina, you hipster trash.
Originally Posted by Gif_Brah
Lulz, aware.
At OP:
If spaghetti fell out of my pocket, I would have considered myself alpha.
i guess i should have taken command of the room and said something alpha once i had everyones attention.
i just panicked
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Thats disgusting. Out of all the things you could have brought with yourself as a post workout meal, you cook yourself spaghetti and put it in your pocket. You kind of deserve that $hit for being a spaghetti pocket weirdo.
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who the **** would put spaghetti in their pocket
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pretty hilarious. You would have looked twice as dumb if someone saw you forking spaghetti out of your pocket and eating it though.
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Was it in some kind of container or just there in the pocket?
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I can't stop laughing, I don't know why, but as soon I read spaghetti, I lost it. **** man LOL
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Real life, wait wut?
Spaghetti...in your pocket...what the..I don't even...
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wtf?
am i unaware?
spaghetti?
this spaghetti? 
who the fuk takes that out, let alone puts it in their pocket???
wtf is going on, surely im missing something
and dont call me shirley
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Why in your pocket...I don't even.Mymindisfullofuk
I have a feeling I may be unaware...
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OP the only acceptable pocket food is potato gems.
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Why the phaggot phuck would you put cooked spaghetti in your pocket? You just phucking dunk your hand in your pants and grab a handful? You goddamn unkempt phuck.
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I gotta axe you sumtin
ok guys let me clarify it wasnt "loose" i had it is saran wrap it just seemed to have worked its way out and into my pocket
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Real life, wait wut?
Originally Posted by uboodiff
ok guys let me clarify it wasnt "loose" i had it is saran wrap it just seemed to have worked its way out and into my pocket
Oh right, saran wrap. That makes it totally normal...waitwut?
Gonna rep you anyway for the lulz.
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