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    Arrow Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christian?

    Is there such a thing as Christian penis enlargement? I ask because there are a lot of websites with information on how to grow a bigger penis, but all of them are filled with sin, including pictures, lust-inducing discussions, and disturbing arabic words like "jelq".

    I think the "jelq" method is not Christian, because it requires a state of semi-arousal, making it half-masturbation. The tempation to think lustfully is too great, and there is even a risk of onanism - and the very thought of killing unconcieved children makes my penis want to shrivel up and hide inside me.

    Creams aren't Christian, since they have to be "applied", so that leaves pills. However, I don't recommend these for older gentlemen, as Obama's death panels might give you a cyanide capsule instead.

    I asked Dr Laurie if she could enlarge my penis, but she misinterpreted my request with awkward results.

    Advice please.

    EDIT: NO I don't ask this for lustful purposes. It is just that I used to take pride in all forms of my manliness and after seeing a certain brother have a certain "church boner" I have been feeling less-manly. Frankly I was shocked to learn that God makes them longer than 4 inches.
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    why multiple threads?

    Fistly id like to say to op I am Not hijacking your thread this is for both of us and for anyone with this problem.

    Id like to add that when i was younger I masterbated by tickling my penis i never really stroked it very much. I have tickled it ever since i started masterbating as a child.

    Im thinking that by tickling it for so many years i have made my penis more sensative. Now when stroking or having sex i ejaculate very easly due to the stimulation as stroking would be triple sensations as tickling.

    i will also add for all those years i have always tickled with out an erection if i got an erection id wait till it went limp enough to move it in different directions for different sensations. Im wondering if this has also increased sensations in my penis somehow.

    Any thought on this for me and anyone who has this issue thanks
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    Brothers

    This is still an issue of major concern to me. Any Christians who would like to give me some advice?
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    What's crackin', fella?

    Is this the cool thing to say nowadays? I might be a bit off with the 'street talk' there
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    urine idiot. negged.
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    I want to touch the butt.
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    I'm a Catholic who wouldn't do that, partly because I worry that, if I did it, I would be vain. I'd rather try to be content with they body parts the way they are now.
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    You mad god endowed me with an above average tool, yet I don't even believe in him.

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