Took my GAY boyfriend to a strip club... Craziest thing happened (vid included) GTFIH
Sorry I didn't post this earlier... I tried to get a picture of him holding a misc sign but he refused lol. I'll post it if I can get him to do it. I still have a video though.
Previous threads for unaware (in chronological order):
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=126933313
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=127018841
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=127317883
Basically the goal of that night was to troll the dude (of course) and see if gay people can still get boners from women...
Anyway, here's what happened. I called him like half an hour before I was gonna pick him up and told him to wear sweatpants... he was like "lol wut" but I told him to trust me, so he did...Picked him up, went around hollywood and just chatted, and got some dinner at olive garden. After dinner we were walking back to my car and I told him I was gonna take him somewhere special but didn't tell him where (lulz).
After like a 20 minute drive I stopped at a strip club... It was REALLY obvious is was a straight strip club (w/ real women stripping) but I made up some BS excuse about how "this will bring us closer together" (lmao) and I basically dragged the ******* in. Got in with a fake ID, he's over 18 so it was pretty easy.
So we were in there for like 15 minutes and I was just telling him to chill and the dude was literally FREAKING THE **** OUT. (no alcohol since it's an 18+ club so couldn't calm him down) He just kept saying Sh!t... sh!t sh!t... over and over again... lol thought he was gonna pass out. So I got the idea to get him a lapdance and holy ****....
His face was freakin red as hell and he was sweating like crazy... he literally looked in fear for his life or something (lulz). Only paid for 1 song so after it was over I looked at his sweatpants and mind = blown...
clear as day boner
Like a minute after the dance he was just telling me how he "couldn't take this **** anymore" so I agreed with him to leave.
Car ride back to his place was silent as hell but when we got out of my car and were walking to his house... I called him out on his boner. I was kinda shaky and nervous lol so I forgot to bring out my cell phone till the middle of the convo (can't hear anything after the first minute so I ended up having to cut it off sorry =/)
Vid:
Subtitles for blind people:
Me - "Well, I saw it... and it was... erect, and... it hurt me... deep down... so I don't know how you can explain that to me"
Gay dude - "No, like... no like... I promise man like... like I didn't feel anything when.. when that b!tch was grinding on me. Absolutely nothing. Look, I promise dude, here, I swear... like... I don't feel anything for women at all..."
Me - "Yeah well are you aware that there are people in this world with a severe medical condition..." etc.
Overall, mind = blown cause he definitely got an erection. He's not really talking to me that much now but I'm sure he'll come around. Unfortunately I was really stupid and didn't ask him for a pic with him holding a misc sign until the day AFTER I took him to the strip club, so I kinda screwed myself over.
Of course I'll still try to get it, and if I do I'll post it on the misc asap.
Pics of boyfriend
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09-07-2010, 06:51 PM #1Banned
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Took my GAY boyfriend to a strip club... Craziest thing happened (vid included) GTFIH
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09-07-2010, 06:52 PM #2Lost this hat in Mexico..
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You gay as phuk homes but lulzI was born in the desert
Raised in a lion's den
Oh, my number one occupation
Is stealing women from their men
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09-07-2010, 06:52 PM #3WheelBarrow Balls
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in.
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09-07-2010, 06:52 PM #4Unfadeable
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in on that ****gytime
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09-07-2010, 06:53 PM #5Enjoy The Ment
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Subtitles for blind people:
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09-07-2010, 06:53 PM #6Banned
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ITT: OP IS A GRADE A *******
EDIT: Repped for bring the lulz with the 'are you aware there is a severe ect..'
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09-07-2010, 06:53 PM #7Banned
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You don't have to run and confess, we looking for you.
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09-07-2010, 06:53 PM #8Chupacabra Supreme!
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Was expecting you to blow up Doitbig91's spot.
978 (Lowell, MA) checking in.
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09-07-2010, 06:54 PM #9Registered User
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OP is gay
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09-07-2010, 06:54 PM #10🇬🇧Y nOt B NiCe 🇬🇧
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I refuse to watch the video based on the first 4 words of this thread title.
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09-07-2010, 06:55 PM #11Registered
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09-07-2010, 06:55 PM #12
wat de fuk
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09-07-2010, 06:55 PM #13Registered User
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what the phuck man
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09-07-2010, 06:55 PM #14LNGNZ
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[A]LPHA [B]EARD [C]REW
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #15♛
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #16Banned
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #17Brosephdrol
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How the fack do you troll your own gay boyfriend?
Sir, I believe that you are the one being trolled.R.I.P Aziz "Zyzz" Sergeyevich 24/03/1989 - 06/08/2011
There is no limit, you are the limit.
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #18Platinum User
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fuking lolOriginally Posted by FunkDaddy
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #19Registered User
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have you guys kissed yet
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09-07-2010, 06:56 PM #20Starchild
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lol wtf broski?
while the page was loading i was telling myself, why the f*ck did i even click on this f*cking thread. now i have to read and watch.Baltimore Ravens.
I rep good posts.
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09-07-2010, 06:57 PM #21Forever cutting
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W t f
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09-07-2010, 06:57 PM #22Registered User
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lmfao
epic lulz
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09-07-2010, 06:57 PM #23Registered User
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how good of a look did you get at his boner? sounds like a pretty good one, you wrote it in bold.
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09-07-2010, 06:57 PM #24Forever cutting
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LULZ, mindexplodedOriginally Posted by FunkDaddy
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #25Registered Brah
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You forgot this qulity thread bro:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=123363981
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #26Registered User
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wtf i was first when this thread was made and now im like 1000th
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #27Lettuce be reality
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you on dat ****gy time cuz?
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #28Tired Registered User
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Op should have username forcefully changed to ****gytimeXtreme
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same...
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #29The Great One
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lol'd at thisOriginally Posted by FunkDaddy
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09-07-2010, 06:58 PM #30Registered User
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This is the gayest sh!t in the history of the misc
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