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    Dick pokes thru my basketball shorts.. what do u guys do..(SRS)

    even when im flacid you can see it poking through what the hell do i do in this situation... when im at the gym im afraid someones gonna mistake it for a semi...

    its especially bad when im doing pullups it really pokes out then

    advice please

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    Originally Posted by tworedballs View Post
    wear underwear.
    i do i even tried tight boxer briefs it didnt make a difference

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    Why the fu ck would you care, are you fu cking gay or something??


    We all have one, who the fu ck cares?? Girls like it anyways.

    Im pretty sure we all have this "problem" as you like to put it.

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    Originally Posted by jakeeck View Post
    i do i even tried tight boxer briefs it didnt make a difference
    lol stfu
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    if you wear briefs your cock has no way out unless u popping viagra
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    dont sweat it nobody will even notice 2 inches anywayz

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    Originally Posted by N01SYtZ View Post
    lol stfu
    strong attempt at bragging about cock size

    if you wear briefs your cock has no way out unless u popping viagra
    no brag im average sized..

    maybe the shorts i have arent baggy enough in the front or something

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    sometimes, when my cock gets in the way when I'm wearing shorts, I tie it around my leg until I'm done doing whatever it is I was doing when it was in the way. then, when I'm done and wearing long pants again, I untie it and tuck it back into my sock.
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    lol wut. happens to everyone? unless you have a 12 inch cock no one will notice cuz no one stares at your cock at the gym.

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    lulz this happens to me...i just have to "readjust" after every set

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    Originally Posted by JoshSP1985 View Post
    Compression shorts breh
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    ok this is what happening,

    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    Heres some background:

    see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)

    and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz

    So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

    "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

    So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

    The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.

    Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

    I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.

    Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

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    Stop having a small cock then...problem solved.

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    blahblahblah troll
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    Originally Posted by 207se View Post
    ok this is what happening,

    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    heres some background:

    See, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 15)

    and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a d. This is because the teacher is a prick... Anywayz

    so she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

    "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

    so i gave ger diddy kong racing, and ken griffey jr baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

    The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.

    Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

    I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.

    Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?


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    Originally Posted by 207SE View Post
    ok this is what happening,

    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    Heres some background:

    see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)

    and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz

    So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

    "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

    So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

    The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.

    Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

    I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.

    Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
    try giving her another blowjob to make her feel happy.
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    Originally Posted by 207SE View Post
    ok this is what happening,

    my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

    Heres some background:

    see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (Im 22, the girls are 15)

    and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick... anywayz

    So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex

    "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

    So i gave ger Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred.

    The i think to myself - yo i need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her **** otherwise it wont fit in properly.

    Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so i microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it.

    I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are really smrat and please help me.

    Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?
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    Originally Posted by PumpAndGrow View Post
    tie it around your thigh. Thats what I do.

    LOL just tie it in a knot, pull it tight?
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    tuck it in

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