My very first time smoking weed and the **** went all wrong.. (this is the video)

[MinusP]

I forgot to mention, I smoked alone for my first time, I wanted to feel the real of it in the confines of my own home, in case the **** made me act stupid... My friends say that was the first bad move...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK3xhhFyZlU

[socialanxiety]

just skipped halfway through

looks ****ingn terribad brah

k bye

[MinusP]

just skipped halfway through

looks ****ingn terribad brah

k bye

it was.. truth dot com

[anonymous]

"I think I should jerk off"

lmfao

[MinusP]

"I think I should jerk off"

lmfao

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I aint wanna say this cuz my mom is friends with me on FB and she gonna see it.. i aint wan get into detail, but my thought process was.. since everything is almost like a repeat every 10 seconds.. maybe if i jerk off and cum, i'll repeat feel that feeling..

lol.. but nah. I ended up feeling nothing at all, wondering if i had even done it haha

[SoggyDoughnut]

lol, first time i got high i sat on the couch and laughed for 30 minutes because i wanted to tell a friend something but didn't want to say it and sound high, so i just laughed for half an hour instead.... lol, i <3 weed

[xslick]

haha, looks like a good short movie(srs)

[sting0387]

Tried it once, never never again

[Cease2xist]

Wow strong arms

[Sherloc]

First time i got high, i had strobe light effect and my vision was blinking off and on (i wasn't blinking). It also felt like someone was rocking my body back and forth. I was so high when i moved it felt like someone else was moving me like a puppet.


. Smoked a dime out of a homemade bong first time (was also alone like you).

EDIT* OMFG I JUST GOT TO the kitchen part, where you're like Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen, same **** i did when i was baked lol. Our first times both seem very similar, till when you wigged out.

[MinusP]

First time i got high, i had strobe light effect and my vision was blinking off and on (i wasn't blinking). It also felt like someone was rocking my body back and forth. I was so high when i moved it felt like someone else was moving me like a puppet.


. Smoked a dime out of a homemade bong first time (was also alone like you).

EDIT* OMFG I JUST GOT TO the kitchen part, where you're like Kitchen Kitchen Kitchen, same **** i did when i was baked lol. Our first times both seem very similar, till when you wigged out.

my question is... how is that even remotely enjoyable? lol like why would u wanna try it again after the first time when the experience is like.. so weird and unenjoyable?

[portman616]

my question is... how is that even remotely enjoyable? lol like why would u wanna try it again after the first time when the experience is like.. so weird and unenjoyable?

I would say it was your situation. my first time smoking was with one of my best friends and it was a very positive experience that led me to become a stoner... and after the first time things get a lot easier to 'control' I guess you could say. it's all preference though, i didn't watch your entire video but some of the things you were describing (like the "did that just happen" part) becomes less and less prominent in your high until it altogether goes away.

anyways i would say if you are still curious about it or whatever, smoke with a buddy sometime, if not, never smoke again.

[css4lyfe]

the fuk are you guys smoking to make trip out and see ****? whenever i smoke i just get chilled out....

[Un0RiGiNaL]

wtf ive never seen ****. weed doesnt make u hallucinate


and you said it was white widow? White widow is very white.. ive smoked it before, its the best. but it couldve been laced..

[MinusP]

the fuk are you guys smoking to make trip out and see ****? whenever i smoke i just get chilled out....

lol, I didnt hallucinate or anything, the **** was just trippy... and it was White Widow, thats what dude gave me.. and he grows it himself (small personal hobby not sale)

And @ portman i doubt i would try it again, never say never tho..

[Un0RiGiNaL]

HAHAHAHA
"if I died i dont want my underwears to be crusty so i changed them" hahaha

[MinusP]

wtf ive never seen ****. weed doesnt make u hallucinate


and you said it was white widow? White widow is very white.. ive smoked it before, its the best. but it couldve been laced..

i didnt halucinate, the first part with the clown was just me saying that i got the weed from a dude, i tried to make him look evil.. but the video itself, i didnt halucinate anything and dont say i did either, just kept resetting if you will every few seconds was like i was coming out a dream.. also i was looking at my hands because at times it seemed like i couldnt feel them at all.

[The Philosopher]

wtf ive never seen ****. weed doesnt make u hallucinate


and you said it was white widow? White widow is very white.. ive smoked it before, its the best. but it couldve been laced..

It might not make you hallucinate.. But **** dude, it can do some crazy **** to your peripherals. I've gotten closed eye visuals before, you just need to smoke a **** ton.

[JoeyCraig]

damn man your first time sounds very similar to what happened to my last bad trip on weed.

[MinusP]

HAHAHAHA
"if I died i dont want my underwears to be crusty so i changed them" hahaha

you ever think about that man? Like i know when you die, if you have any waste in your system you basically pee and poo your pants.. BUT.. like, then to ALSO have like white cum stains crusted up in my underwear? That aint a good look.. lol

[Saucen]

Please, if you're going to wear a hat, wear it correctly.

[Trapsbrah]

I have smoked pot, while drinking beer, while on exstacy puffin on a cigarette.

You wig on pot?

wut

[chrislols]

should i jerk off?

im gunna jerk off. im thirsty.


im cold i need water, i need to go drink water, stand uip....stand up....get up.. ok im up..is the tv on? DID I JERK OFF ALREADY?.....ITS COLD......STOP ITS COLD THE AIR CONDITIONER IS ON CUZ I TURNED ON THE TV

[MinusP]

should i jerk off?

im gunna jerk off. im thirsty.


im cold i need water, i need to go drink water, stand uip....stand up....get up.. ok im up..is the tv on? DID I JERK OFF ALREADY?.....ITS COLD......STOP ITS COLD THE AIR CONDITIONER IS ON CUZ I TURNED ON THE TV

right after i jerked off, i kept going.. why is my underwear wet.. why is my underwear wet.. did i jerk off? but .. again.. my mom watching.. i cant be too graphic ahaha

[YIAMSOMEBODY]

I lulzed @ the Joker being frustrated with you.

I got worried when you followed him into the room. I was like, "Oh noez, forced buttseggs! OP dun goofied!"

[User6763672]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

good vid OP ahaha

[xslick]

if you felt like you were in a dream then you were TOO high. I hate it when I get too high

[Kreuzritter]

i hope tht was just some trolling cause ive smoked a LOT of weed and never hallucinated...
But next time you smoke and you get higher than you want to be, just eat some food and it will bring you down.. not to mention the food will taste fuking amazing.

[Tough92]

Age: 29

is this real life?

[DARIU5]

not sure if srs