How many Almonds a day?

[switch-blade]

im 5-11, 160lbs. im trying to gain weight. how many almonds a day should i eat? i have the raw almonds by the way, not the salty ones.

[K-Dawg_05]

2.55

[switch-blade]

2.55

how many is that??

[Tommy510]

im 5-11, 160lbs. im trying to gain weight. how many almonds a day should i eat? i have the raw almonds by the way, not the salty ones.

eat as many as you want; as long as it fits into your macro's toward your goals.

[seanb1979]

wrong you can safely have 18.337 but it will decrease by 5(x-π) every year, where x is your age

[switch-blade]

wrong you can safely have 18.337 but it will decrease by 5(x-π) every year, where x is your age

huh? whats 18.337? i just want to know how many almonds i should eat as in 20, 30, 35? im 18

[K-Dawg_05]

how many is that??

2.5+.05

[vandalgirl59]

2.55

lol damn. i was gonna say 2.54

[vandalgirl59]

OP you can't be srs...it doesn't even remotely matter as long as you're getting the proper amt of cals/macros...

Just to blow your mind, some days I have like...40 almonds. Maybe even 42 XD

[Trillios]

Best thing to do is take a few and crush them into smaller pieces to trick your body into thinking it's many and the fat will be replaced by those almonds.

[joebrosef]

ive heard that if u eat more than 15 u might.....die.

[rmack27]

5 star thread

[MikeK46]

0.5g fat * 160lbs = 80g fat / 15g fat per oz of almonds = 5.33oz of almonds * 28 almonds per oz = 149.24 almonds

you must eat 149.24 almonds

any more will be fatal, any less and you will lose your muscles. just warning you. i used math...it's correct. don't listen to those guys.

hint: use a box cutter to cut that last 0.24 almond

[seanb1979]

OP you can't be srs...it doesn't even remotely matter as long as you're getting the proper amt of cals/macros...

Just to blow your mind, some days I have like...40 almonds. Maybe even 42 XD

i don't believe it without pics

[seanb1979]

0.5g fat * 160lbs = 80g fat / 15g fat per oz of almonds = 5.33oz of almonds * 28 almonds per oz = 149.24 almonds

you must eat 149.24 almonds

any more will be fatal, any less and you will lose your muscles. just warning you. i used math...it's correct. don't listen to those guys.

hint: use a box cutter to cut that last 0.24 almond

strong broscience, implying he cant just use a pill cutter twice instead of a box cutter

[Puppywhirl]

Over 9000!!!!!!!

[Skullaway]

Soak your nuts over night then blend with water and then drain the milk through a nut milk bag. Abracadabra, you just made almond milk.

Why chew your nuts when you can drink them.

[anonymous]

stop ****ing with the OP, its really not nice.

everyone knows that the correct answer is 6.

[desslok]

3.14159265

Oh wait, no that's how much pie you should eat.

[dustinh6719]

3.14159265

Oh wait, no that's how much pie you should eat.

You must spread rep before giving it to desslok again.

Lol'd hard.

[vandalgirl59]

i don't believe it without pics

lol show me your nuts...


ahahaha


I love this thread.

[Jerok88]

atleast a 100...

no, over 9000 is right.

[seanb1979]

lol show me your nuts...


ahahaha


I love this thread.

[Simmo0508]

bout tree fiddy nuts brah

[vandalgirl59]

ahahaha, oh god...im easily entertained!!!!

[baloch84]

69 should be perfect

[BigBert44]

Dude just eat as many as you want. As long as it fits into your macros you'll be fine.

[jFries]

On a serious note I **** jagged dimonds when I eat 20 or more. Don't **** diamonds dude, just don't.

[dramed]

Ever since I found a way to eat almonds(microwave it), I eat almonds as my MAIN fat source with some peanut butter. Yes, I drain them 16hours or less and when you drain them, they turn bigger in size

[Wadskull]

It actually depends how you take it.
I am from India, here people generally take 11 to 21 full size almonds a day in morning.
But don't eat raw Almonds, it's a bit heavy on your gut.
Just soak almonds in water at night. In morning you can easily peel the skin off and eat.
That is one of the best way to have almonds.