i've been hanging out with this girl for a while. i really like her, and it seemed like things were going so well, but on our last date i must have screwed something up.
we're out at this party and she's playing with her hair and gazing deep into my eyes and laughing at all my jokes, all the usual IoIs, so i decide to try something from Perplexity's Plan to seal the deal - after all, few more hours without sexing this girl and i might as well just be another mediocre frustrated bum.
so anyways, i take her hand in mine and tell her that she's got a really long love line, and she's eating it up, like "ooohhh, really?" , and i can tell she's into me. now according to the latest PUA research, at this point i've got to have her back home and in her bed ready to snuggle in no more than 56 minutes but no less than 29. so i suggest we get the hell out of there, grab some fast food on the way home, and just watch movies at her place. the party scene is lame anyways.
and she's totally into it, so i've isolated my prey from the herd and by the 20 minute mark we pull into MacD's. a few double cheeseburgers later and we pull into her driveway. at 41 minutes exactly we're curled up in her bed watching He Got Game on her laptop.
she keeps dishing out the iois and it seems like it's time to kiss-close the bish, so i move in for the kill and just before i get there she darts down, unzips my pants, pulls out my dong and licks my fukcing frenulum.
what the hell? i did everything right up until the point i was going to kiss her and the girl went psycho. wtf is wrong with women? all they do is play stupid fking mind games.