Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!
Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!
Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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08-25-2010, 09:06 PM #1Community Debate
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Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!
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08-25-2010, 09:09 PM #2Registered User
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dat der sex-fart
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08-25-2010, 09:10 PM #3Banned
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Every female farts and deficates just like us males, just get used to it i dont think its right you hurt that girls feeling for doing something so natural.
At the end of the day u loved her before that incident and no matter what girl you get with afterwards they are prone to do the same.
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08-25-2010, 09:13 PM #4Registered User
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strong troll. even if this story was true and u were doing a girl and she "farted" in doggy style it was most likely a queef and its just air not gas
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08-25-2010, 09:14 PM #5Registered User
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08-25-2010, 09:21 PM #6Registered User
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***got
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08-25-2010, 09:28 PM #7Registered User
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Breaking the fart barrier is a big step...especially when u yourself are on a high protein diet. The fact that she broke it before you is like christmas coming early- ripping a$$ is fair game now, and she's a keeper.Originally Posted by Commundebation
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08-25-2010, 09:30 PM #8Deltoids of tranquility
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this is absolute winOriginally Posted by MonsterintheMaking
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08-25-2010, 09:50 PM #9Registered User
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im sorry but i can't stop laughing xD
i thought girls can't fart nor poop.
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08-25-2010, 10:39 PM #10Now in College
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oh nice, so you must hate her now right?
wanna pm me some nudes
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08-26-2010, 02:07 AM #11Goin dat dere distance...
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Originally Posted by HighskooKid
oh nice, so you must hate her now right?
wanna pm me some nudes
strong lol @ pic
@OP werent you the troll from the epic thread about piitb?
plsgo ***got.
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08-26-2010, 02:10 AM #12LOL i saw this photo while listnign 2 the song "my baby takes the morning train, he works from nine to five and then he takes another, home"Originally Posted by EmDeEX
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08-26-2010, 02:16 AM #13Registered User
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OP ure morron, every woman does that !!! especially doggystyle, poor girl
if its true, you dont deserve any chick with way of your thinkin, nextime do some joke instead of takin it serious
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08-26-2010, 02:20 AM #14Registered User
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OP u must have been hallucination. Its a known fact that girls dont poop or fart.
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08-26-2010, 02:22 AM #15Novice
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You just lost a 5'10 hot blonde with big tits.
Hah.
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08-26-2010, 02:23 AM #16Community Debate
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Brahs I'm not talking about a cute little fart, I'm talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from an obese man. If she doesn't even have the self control to hold her farts in when we're making love this early in the relationship, do you really think shes gonna have the self control to not cheat?
I'm not a troll. That kid has serious psychological issues. He tried to convince a forum full of teenage boys that he put his penis in his girlfriend's anus after he gags her and slaps her, but the reality of it is; he didn't nor has he ever. Plain and simple.Originally Posted by EmDeEX
Originally Posted by JohnnyCZ
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i fart in front of chicks all the time when im drunk... they think its the funniest **** ever for some reason and i usually end up making a joke out of it lol
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08-26-2010, 02:25 AM #18Community Debate
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Actually, she just lost a 5'10" hot blonde with big tits.Originally Posted by LiamGTR91
Hah.
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08-26-2010, 02:53 AM #19Registered User
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That should have turned you on even more
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whens the last time you got laid ?Originally Posted by yondy12
thats pretty immature
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08-26-2010, 04:09 AM #21Thank you based god
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Lol'd hard.Originally Posted by Commundebation
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08-26-2010, 06:28 AM #222x lolOriginally Posted by clemburger
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08-26-2010, 11:40 AM #23Clean Fulking
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All i picked up from this thread.
- OP had petite 5'0 hot blonde gf with big boobs
-did not provide pics of said girlLast edited by waatsgood; 08-26-2010 at 12:36 PM.
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08-26-2010, 11:59 AM #24
cool story bro
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08-26-2010, 12:56 PM #25Registered User
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No pics? Da****?
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08-26-2010, 01:04 PM #26under construction
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I never fart in front of my gf, but sometimes I'm pounding away and I start to get the rumbles in my stomach. Im thinking, oh fack, no, I'm gonna rip a huge one when I get off. Well, I've never had that happen yet, but atleast twice I've fallen asleep directly on top of her after climax, and farted in my semi-unconscience state :S
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Originally Posted by clemburger
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OP has solid logic
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08-26-2010, 04:10 PM #29Community Debate
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This video is relevant. Now imagine getting farted on from a mere distance of inches. Would this turn you on? Didn't think so. (Actually, the man in the video and I share the same instinctual reaction immediately after she farted, watch closely):
Originally Posted by waatsgood
Her hair is dyed in this photo but you can sort of see the blonde - and I promise you those are C-cup breasts to any doubters. (Which is big boobed in my opinion).Originally Posted by Danman1010
Update:
She came over earlier and said that if I was gonna be so childish about such a thing then she deserves to be with a real man. LOL!! Ironic because I deserve to be with a real woman who doesn't fart ass particles across my bedroom.
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08-26-2010, 04:15 PM #30Snoozing & Treats
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Whats with those arms/10Originally Posted by Commundebation
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She came over earlier and said that if I was gonna be so childish about such a thing then she deserves to be with a real man. LOL!! Ironic because I deserve to be with a real woman who doesn't fart ass particles across my bedroom.blahhhhh
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