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    Unhappy Ewwww Girlfriend farted directly towards my face during sex, dumped her this morning!

    Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!

    Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
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    dat der sex-fart



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    Every female farts and deficates just like us males, just get used to it i dont think its right you hurt that girls feeling for doing something so natural.
    At the end of the day u loved her before that incident and no matter what girl you get with afterwards they are prone to do the same.
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    strong troll. even if this story was true and u were doing a girl and she "farted" in doggy style it was most likely a queef and its just air not gas

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    Originally Posted by Commundebation View Post
    Seriously I know girls also let off gas and all but damn my girlfriend is a petite 5'0 hot blonde with big boobs. Well last night we made sexy time and I was just about to take her doggystyle and she let off the loudest fart ever, first time she has ever farted infront of me!! yuck!!. It smelt like rotten egg and I just lost my boner and had to open the window. She was nearly crying because she was so embarrased. Well this morning I called it off, said the relationship wasnt working out!!

    Damn I can never look at that chick the same way now!!
    Breaking the fart barrier is a big step...especially when u yourself are on a high protein diet. The fact that she broke it before you is like christmas coming early- ripping a$$ is fair game now, and she's a keeper.
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    Originally Posted by MonsterintheMaking View Post
    Breaking the fart barrier is a big step...especially when u yourself are on a high protein diet. The fact that she broke it before you is like christmas coming early- ripping a$$ is fair game now, and she's a keeper.
    this is absolute win
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    im sorry but i can't stop laughing xD
    i thought girls can't fart nor poop.
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    oh nice, so you must hate her now right?

    wanna pm me some nudes
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    Originally Posted by HighskooKid View Post
    oh nice, so you must hate her now right?

    wanna pm me some nudes


    strong lol @ pic

    @OP werent you the troll from the epic thread about piitb?
    plsgo ***got.
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    Originally Posted by EmDeEX View Post
    strong lol @ pic

    @OP werent you the troll from the epic thread about piitb?
    plsgo ***got.
    LOL i saw this photo while listnign 2 the song "my baby takes the morning train, he works from nine to five and then he takes another, home"
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    OP ure morron, every woman does that !!! especially doggystyle, poor girl
    if its true, you dont deserve any chick with way of your thinkin, nextime do some joke instead of takin it serious
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    OP u must have been hallucination. Its a known fact that girls dont poop or fart.
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    You just lost a 5'10 hot blonde with big tits.

    Hah.
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    Brahs I'm not talking about a cute little fart, I'm talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from an obese man. If she doesn't even have the self control to hold her farts in when we're making love this early in the relationship, do you really think shes gonna have the self control to not cheat?

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    @OP werent you the troll from the epic thread about piitb?
    plsgo ***got.
    I'm not a troll. That kid has serious psychological issues. He tried to convince a forum full of teenage boys that he put his penis in his girlfriend's anus after he gags her and slaps her, but the reality of it is; he didn't nor has he ever. Plain and simple.

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    OP ure morron, every woman does that !!! especially doggystyle, poor girl
    if its true, you dont deserve any chick with way of your thinkin, nextime do some joke instead of takin it serious
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    i fart in front of chicks all the time when im drunk... they think its the funniest **** ever for some reason and i usually end up making a joke out of it lol
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    Originally Posted by LiamGTR91 View Post
    You just lost a 5'10 hot blonde with big tits.

    Hah.
    Actually, she just lost a 5'10" hot blonde with big tits.


    Hah.
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    That should have turned you on even more
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    Originally Posted by yondy12 View Post
    i fart in front of chicks all the time when im drunk... they think its the funniest **** ever for some reason and i usually end up making a joke out of it lol
    whens the last time you got laid ?
    thats pretty immature
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    Originally Posted by Commundebation View Post
    Brahs I'm not talking about a cute little fart, I'm talking about a nasty ass fart you'd expect from an obese man. If she doesn't even have the self control to hold her farts in when we're making love this early in the relationship, do you really think shes gonna have the self control to not cheat?
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    All i picked up from this thread.
    - OP had petite 5'0 hot blonde gf with big boobs
    -did not provide pics of said girl
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    I never fart in front of my gf, but sometimes I'm pounding away and I start to get the rumbles in my stomach. Im thinking, oh fack, no, I'm gonna rip a huge one when I get off. Well, I've never had that happen yet, but atleast twice I've fallen asleep directly on top of her after climax, and farted in my semi-unconscience state :S
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    Originally Posted by clemburger View Post
    Lol'd hard.
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    Originally Posted by suplexdeath View Post
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    This video is relevant. Now imagine getting farted on from a mere distance of inches. Would this turn you on? Didn't think so. (Actually, the man in the video and I share the same instinctual reaction immediately after she farted, watch closely):



    Originally Posted by waatsgood View Post
    -did not provide pics of said girl
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    No pics? Da****?
    Her hair is dyed in this photo but you can sort of see the blonde - and I promise you those are C-cup breasts to any doubters. (Which is big boobed in my opinion).





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    Originally Posted by Commundebation View Post





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    She came over earlier and said that if I was gonna be so childish about such a thing then she deserves to be with a real man. LOL!! Ironic because I deserve to be with a real woman who doesn't fart ass particles across my bedroom.
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