i know I've trolled misc in the past, but this is an actually serious thread where I will rep.
I'm about to press the call button on my phone to a girl who was in one of my classes last year that I want to ask to minigolf.
I'm not sure how to phrase it. Is it beta to say "hey this is John. how has your summer been? Good. Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go minigolf with me this wednesday"
I don't think I've asked a girl out over the phone before, its always been text
Would that be fine?
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08-01-2010, 05:48 PM #1Banned
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psyching myself out on asking a girl to minigolf (SERIOUS)
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08-01-2010, 05:49 PM #2Registered User
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sure
no pics?
you could say i'm gonna go minigolf wed. you should come.
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08-01-2010, 05:50 PM #3Banned
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Tell her that you are wearing your lucky garments and that if she is lucky you will place your peepstone into a hat and translate reformed egyptian for her. Mormon girls fall for that one everytime!
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08-01-2010, 05:51 PM #4Just saiyan
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Just do it. What's the worst that can happen?
If she says no, say "I know you poop." and hang up. You win brah.
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08-01-2010, 05:51 PM #5No. then it sounds like your going by yourself and a *******.Originally Posted by Smykowski
If you want get your friend and try to set up a double date with the girl or just call her and ask her if she wants to go minigolfing on wend....
profit??
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08-01-2010, 05:51 PM #6do you even lift?
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this...don't ask her directlyOriginally Posted by Smykowski
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08-01-2010, 05:52 PM #7Banned
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doing this now. Thanks bro. will report back in a few minutes. wish me luckOriginally Posted by Smykowski
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08-01-2010, 05:57 PM #8Garden Pest Stomper
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Don't say this. I would think u were weird planning to go by yourself. I think exactly what you said first was perfect. If I was her and had any interest in u I would say yes to that.Originally Posted by Smykowski;
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08-01-2010, 05:59 PM #9Registered User
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lol psyching up just to ask a simple question? if she says no who cares
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08-01-2010, 05:59 PM #10do you even lift?
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do not listen to this...she is a womanOriginally Posted by jentanne
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08-01-2010, 06:00 PM #11Registered User
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there is absolutely no way this is ultimus especially because he is admitting to trolling
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08-01-2010, 06:00 PM #12Registered User
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Originally Posted by jentanne
Hey this is chunkychild. How has your summer been? Good. Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go minigolf with me this Wednesday""Don't worry about who the fuk I am. I'm right in the middle of your sh*t, so what the fuk"
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08-01-2010, 06:00 PM #13Registered User
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in b4 op gets rejected and kills himself from the hypeOriginally Posted by Scruffy77
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08-01-2010, 06:01 PM #14Registered User
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lol this thread is so full of win
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08-01-2010, 06:04 PM #15veni vidi vici
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chat her up via phone or messenger, flirt with her a bit, THEN ask if she wants to play minigolf or some other **** that you can tell that she is interested from talking to her. Like if she says "oh i have been spending my summer being a loser and stalking x celebrity" then you see if that **** is starring in a movie and ask her to see that.Originally Posted by UltimusMormon
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
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08-01-2010, 06:04 PM #16Banned
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Ok here's the break down
me: "hey this john, is this Ashley?"
her: "ya. hey"
me: "how's it going"
her: "good"
me: "yah I'm calling because I'm going minigolfing wednesday and *voice starts to studder like a retard* I thought that you should come.
her: "ok sure I don't think I'm doing anything"
me: "ok I'm thinking four-ish"
her: *sounds confused* "four-ish?"
me: "yeah like four"
her: "yeah I can understand." *sounds sarcastic* (i really thought she didn't understand)
me: "ok its at islands mini golf. you need a ride?"
her: "no i got a car"
me: "ok cya then"
her "cya"
Ok I need advice. What if we get there and start golfing and it gets boring or awkward?
How do I keep things flowing and fun and chill and cool and all those good adjectives?
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08-01-2010, 06:05 PM #17The Natty Warrior
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Hey babe.. im going to mini golf on wednesday.. did you wanna cum..?? If your keen after that i can stick my balls in ur holes...
Edit: (srs).. What tapoutBrahh said.. just chill out... be yourself.. if she doesnt like that.. hit her with the putter
**** srs i forgot.. be nice... report back how it goes..
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08-01-2010, 06:05 PM #18do you even lift?
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be funny you never lose if youre funny
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08-01-2010, 06:07 PM #19Registered User
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for a girl you haven't talked to in a while that convo lasted a whopping 30 seconds
"Don't worry about who the fuk I am. I'm right in the middle of your sh*t, so what the fuk"
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08-01-2010, 06:07 PM #20Registered User
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the deed is done. if things get rough pull out the bratwurstOriginally Posted by UltimusMormon
Word is Bond
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08-01-2010, 06:07 PM #21Custom User Title
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Originally Posted by UltimusMormon
strong awkward moment.... one thing i;ve learned in life is if your going to ask a girl out over the phone make sure it's after some small talk, what you did was basically hey wanna go out? k byeLife isn't about the destination, it's about the journey! Live life brahs
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08-01-2010, 06:08 PM #22Banned
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I'm gonna give you some advice to always keep in mind for future reference. Always assume women are going to flake out on a date. I'd lay a few hundos that this date will not happen because "something" comes up.Originally Posted by UltimusMormon
Next time, build some rapport before just randomly asking some chick out on a date you haven't seen since last year.
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08-01-2010, 06:08 PM #23Registered User
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pics?!?!?!
+ 92B +
*MFC*
MMMC
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08-01-2010, 06:09 PM #24Banned
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negged for being an intolerant *******.Originally Posted by TadsSon
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08-01-2010, 06:09 PM #25
now it is a piece of cake from here OP, when she is bending over to pick up the golf ball... piitb
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08-01-2010, 06:10 PM #26veni vidi vici
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^this. it doesn't matter what form of communication you use.Originally Posted by newbodybuilder2
drop lines during minigolf like "damn, this hole is harder than chinese algebra."Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
I reciprocate reputation.
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08-01-2010, 06:10 PM #27Registered User
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blacknight the **** outta this chick at mini golf
her reaction will be to suck your penor after
profit?????/
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08-01-2010, 06:13 PM #28Banned
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man now I feel like I messed up. I think I will be ok though, because she seems even more awkward than me (yeah, I know that might be hard to believe)
But i think it might work because we are both the super smart book worm quiet awkword type.
So its not like I'm going for the girl that is really social and outgoing and stuff.
This could work.
Going to eat dinner post your thoughts.
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08-01-2010, 06:15 PM #29Custom User Title
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strong mormon and she looks vey religiousOriginally Posted by UltimusMormon
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man now I feel like I messed up. I think I will be ok though, because she seems even more awkward than me (yeah, I know that might be hard to believe)
But i think it might work because we are both the super smart book worm quiet awkword type.
So its not like I'm going for the girl that is really social and outgoing and stuff.
This could work.
Going to eat dinner post your thoughts.Life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey! Live life brahs
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08-01-2010, 06:19 PM #30Registered User
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Try to start a conversation about quantum theory. Say your nucleus is *tingling* in a lowered voice then engage in sexual intercourse.Originally Posted by UltimusMormon
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man now I feel like I messed up. I think I will be ok though, because she seems even more awkward than me (yeah, I know that might be hard to believe)
But i think it might work because we are both the super smart book worm quiet awkword type.
So its not like I'm going for the girl that is really social and outgoing and stuff.
This could work.
Going to eat dinner post your thoughts.Word is Bond
Lakers - Mackin' on your favorite team since 1947
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